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I'm 27. Getting an 'older' gf would be pointless.

This is the bard you were looking for >>>/soc/

>>36283590
I'm 26 and currently having cyber handholding with a 32 years old mother about to get married
No NTR tho, they're just in an open relationship.
Sad thing is that she's on the opposite side of the country and currently has no money to come visit me
Feels good to be called master by an older woman desu

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>tfw mummy thinks i'm gay

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>it's another "mom has to explain to neighbors that I'm still a neet" episode

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>>36283476
>its anon walks alone through his home town at night, visiting places where he used to play around and start crying on the playground before his elementary school
>thinking about everything that went wrong

came back to the dudes house as an adult and killed the fuck

>>36283362
Planning to, I'm going to expose a whore to her highly religious family.

>>36283362
After I dumped my ex for cheating on me and getting pregnant, I ruined her plan to play the victim by telling everyone I could about what she did. This bitch literally tried to act like I just left left her and that she wasn't pregnant with somebody else's kid.
I also derailed her next relationship in order to keep her from getting a provider bf by telling the guy what a whore she was.

Fuck that bitch

>>36283281
>what is the ideal height of a fembot?
Anything below 5'10 is fine.

>>36283281
5'10 or taller I prefer tall girls way more than short girls. How tall are you anyways?

I'm less than 5'0" but anything higher is just gross and unattractive.

How is OkCupid in terms of success with real dates? It seems like tinder is where it's at

>>36283264
Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?

>>36283294
No clue. Probably the same as POF for example. Each time I've gotten plenty of replies but only a couple really stick

>>36283236
They're itchy and can carry disease.

>>36283236
>looks like a Lovecraftian nightmare
>why do you want to kill it

>>36283288

Spiders are scary too, but they help get rid of small annoying flying insects like mosquitoes, flies, may flies,

bump for fruit

My dog won't eat fruits, I've offered her a bunch of different kinds. She'll eat brocolli and carrots, though.

My dog loves apples.

you look slightly deformed 6/10 and also a major creeper

>this
>chad
Dude you're some average dude and your eyes look creepy as fuck. Also it's probably your narcissism which turns girls off.

>>36283179
is this the new brandon

originaliarino

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>>36283125
I do, she's Hispanic and talks to me about life sometimes. She's not into me but instead talks to me about this other guy she really likes. It's pretty a comfy friendship we have, even if she makes fun of me for not being /fit/ like her (not fat, I'm pretty skinny and easily lose to her in an arm wrestle)

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You can make a girl fit by getting her into the lifestyle, better to do it together.

>>36283270
what's her name?! does it start with a P

yes i want out

pls be real

>>36283117
escape what

>>36283713
Reality. Wouldn't you like to be apart of a world where anything is possible?

>>36283076
>This board is a prison of emotions.
what does that even mean

>>36283087
it's a skinner box

I can only identify with fellow robots

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You're better off saving yourself for true love.

>>36283029
>saving yourself for true love
loooool

The pictures are almost always fake

>implying I have to do something

there was a girl I clicked with once. we both had that quirky demeanor and awkwardness. believe it or not she was a qt and we hung out a lot, got high together all the time.

she ended up fucking a Chad we both worked with. she texted me she was going over to his house. I told her that chad has herpes and to not go through with it.I pleaded with her that if she has to go through with it to please make him wear a condom. she didn't. he came in her.

she got a check up at the Dr and it said she was clean. But herpes doesn't kick in right away, it takes time.

I found out through her best friend that she now has herpes . After that she grew distant from me. we no longer talk anymore.

>>36283290
What happened to other guys that slept with her after chad?

>>36282956

thousands of men are unironically cuckolds.... these feelings are not uncommon

>>36282956
I'm sort of the same. I'm petrified around girls my age in real life. Nearly all my friends are femanons who have since lost their virginity and/or or gotten boyfriends. The newest one I've begun talking to might actually kind of like me back but lives thousands of miles away and seems averse to LDRs.

I bought her birthday present five months in advance, just weeks after knowing her

>>36283017
Things I've bought for /r9k/ girls in the past because I'm too scared of rejection to show interest:

>Steam games
>3DS game in exchange for a much cheaper DS game
>Traded her one of my first-ever shiny Pokemon
>Almost mailed one an Amiibo but then stuff happened

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>>36282947
What's the matter bro. you pee shy or somethin? lmao

just pee dude its easy

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>>36282974
I can't though

>>36282947
You go to the urinal and pee. That's about it.