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>be 18yo slav from lithuania
>mentally ill (read: gay)
>secretly start dating qts using shady website
>this boy wants to come over
>o fucc o fucc how do I prepare myself
>buy philips shaver from store
>buy qt panties from aliexpress
>day comes with no sign of aliexpress panties
>really awkward we had a blast anyway
>three week later, I get a text message from my father
>he's fuming
>ask what's wrong
>he intercepted my package and is screaming about it in front of the whole family
>brother tells all his school mates
>walk home in shorts and his friends see my shaved legs
>fuck fuck fuck

Please help I really need your advice or I could die

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Waah muh genetics
Waah muh stacies
Waah muh chads

I bet the majority of you are fat neckbeards who don't leave the house. You need to get fit and your confidence will skyrocket.

The guy in pic obviously isn't all that better looking but you can tell he's more confident and happy in his skin because of his hard work and dieting

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>one month overdue for my dental examination

fuck I hate going to the dentist

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Who else feels sorry for themselves?

Im one of the few 1/100 virgin betas in the world.

Looks like the fates have woven it in for me.

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How is your Japanese doing? You ARE studying japanese aren't you!?

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Would /r9k/ befriend a girl like her?

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How can the gringo compete with the Latin alpha male?

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>>>school
Exhausted all possibilities. Cannot go around asking out all the girls that I hardly know like some kind of desperate creep.
>>>bars/clubs
Toured all the bars and clubs in this city. 90% of them are hangouts for old people. No girls to be found there. 10% are either high-end for people with money and nobody goes to those places alone anyway.
>>>friends
I have no friends. I also don't know how to make friends because of the same reasons listed here.
>>>student societies
I have no talents. I would have loved to join one of the student orchestras cause I tend to listen to classical music a lot but I never got a chance to learn to play an instrument. Other than that I don't see anything else that is even remotely interesting or something that I could actually manage to do. Also they all have a stupid $300 yearly membership fee. Imagine going there and not meeting anyone interesting after dropping 300 bucks into that crap.
>>>student sport organisations
>anything to do with fighting/body contact sports
I don't want to risk a concussion. Plus no girls to be found there.
>anything to do with water
I can barely swim.
>anything to do with stamina
I have no stamina. Never did. Also again they all have really expensive membership fees and just so I can maybe meet one girl and be one amongst 20 guys.
>online dating
Of course I'm too unattractive for that.
>>>Christian societies
In my desperation I even considered this but then realised that I don't want to get involved in a cult because what will happen is that when I get no women and try to leave they will get really pushy with me trying to stalk me and keep me to stay.
>>>meet ups
My city only has meet ups for software development stuff and occasionally some expat meet up.
I'm neither of those and it's 100% middle aged men anyway.

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I literally exhausted all avenues that there are for meeting women and none fit quite right. I'm literally a social outcast :(. No wonder I'm lonely.

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>everyone in school sees him as a chad except me cuz he often does some akward shit but nobody gives a fuck cuz he strong af
/r9k/ explain

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>tfw no cute steamboy to talk to 24/7

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I JUST WANT TO IMPREGNATE A WOMAN AND CONTINUE MY GENETIC LINE. PLEASE BEAR MY CHILD.

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Retail is dying. Soon there won't be any entry level wagecuck jobs.

>It's only April, and nine retailers have already filed for bankruptcy since the start of the year - as many as all of last year.

>More than 3,500 stores are expected to close over the next several months.

http://www.businessinsider.com/retailers-are-going-bankrupt-at-a-staggering-rate-2017-4

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Would someone here like to have a friend (girl) or girlfriend with mental disorders, mentally ill, amputated, blind, etc?

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>tfw no /fit/ boyfriend who likes NEET girls

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>slow eaters

Is anything more cancer than normies that take a half an hour to eat a fucking burger and some fries?