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>You may have no gf.
>You may have no friends.
>You may never experience the warmth of love.
>You may not have a job.
>You may have disappointed your family.
>You may feel like you have failed yourself.
>You may feel lost and alone.
But you are not alone...
Someone is there for you...He is waiting with open arms in acceptance.
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But I don't know which kind of Christianity to pick, and if I choose wrong, I will suffer for eternity.
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>>39630594
Amen. I tried to create this thread the other day. How many christfags are out there?
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>>39630594
Jesus? I think I met him. Or at least that was his name. He's the short Mexican down the street who gave me 2 poppers and some weed and fucked my boypussy
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Painful memories you try to ignore, but they damaged you 2017-09-09 08:38:10 Post No.39630573
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Painful memories you try to ignore, but they damaged you
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Get it out folks. You know what Im talking about.
>try the trap gf meme multiple times irl
>had one for months
>sucked his dick
>salty taste, immediately disgusted after
>licked his balls
>cold and ball smell
>I get disgusted after smelling my own balls nowadays
>jacking him off
>his hot cum touches my hand
>whenever I jack off and cum gets on my hand I think about that
there is worse...
>have gay friend who wants to be a tranny
>fat, bitchy gay
>one time after party let him suck me off
>dont know why I done this
>disgusting memory
And what I listed, I never had an ejaculation, but that might be for the better.
>bring home roastie
>we proceed to sex
>her vag is hairy
>lick the vag thru the panties, even though I know it will sure not be the best
>lick it
>disgusting piss smell
I dont know anons. When I first had sex at 14, a girl sucked me off and it felt so good. Now sex is becoming like a strange thing to me. Even masturbating just feels weird, as if Im losing sexuality. Im lonely and these memories are destroying me.
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Get the fuck out you fucking non-virgin normie.
Non-virgins CANNOT be depressed meaning this thread is just a troll. Saged and reported.
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>>39630573
Why don't you try to abstain from sex and masturbation for a few months? Also from porn, while you're at it. Just so you can reset your brain
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>>39630656
I dont give a fuck, man
>>39630747
Yeah, I thought about it, but then I would still need masturbating. If I dont do it for 1.5 weeks my brain will become a potato
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Give me gf or give me death
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>>39630552
I just want death now.
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It's easier to give you death at this point.
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>>39630552
I want my brain and heart to explode while I'm sleeping so I won't wake up ever again.
LORD KILL THE PAIN
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>go to class today
>95% of roasties are luggging around their Starbucks iced coffee
why are women such a pathetic hivemind?
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I wish I knew senpai
this is original
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>>39630528
>tfw like starbucks recently
Haha...it's expensive yet somehow good?
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>>39630528
Females are like lemmings.
Show a strong leader and they'll follow mindlessly, even if the leader is a psychopath.
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post yourself as a gf/bf and see how many anons would date you
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Here's a template for guys
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MBTI me
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>>39630486
the mods are deleting these threads now guys
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Why does the average woman look so ugly without makeup?
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>>39630435
Because we are accustomed to seeing make up on their faces, and its a glaring difference when someone doesn't have it now.
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>>39630435
They seem ugly because we're not used to seeing most without it. I know some girls that look decent without yet they continue to wear it
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Because most women are ugly. The makeup bumps them up to average or above average but they're still ugly. Makeup is a trillion dollar business aimed solely at artificially raising female SMV.
Are Charity fucks real? How can I get one? do I put a little coin dispenser near the register at the market and with a pic of me with a dirty sad face covered in flies saying "women,donate phone numbers for sex to help a poor robot in need"
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I wish the world worked like this,anon. I really do.
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If only it were that simple
originari
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Yes, my friend Chad gets charity fucks all the time.
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>be me, 18, fresh out of highschool
>skinny and pale, convinced I have some Asian in me because completely hairless and little dick
>sticking around before going to uni
>been working at this grocery store I live by as a bag boy for about a year and a half
>This guy, we will call him Jose, works as cashier
>he's 20, we've been talking for a while and are decent friends
>6'5, super fit body, goes to our local gym 5 times a week
>Always cashiers my station and we chat a lot
>One night he comes over to my house for a sleepover with friends. He brings weed cookies and we're all having a good time watching adult swim late at night and getting high
>I eat half one and it doesn't kick in
>friends all leave at midnight but him, he's sleeping over
>were playing mariokart and shit when my high kicks in at 2 am
>whole memory is kind of fuzzy but Jose starts getting touchy, grabbing my thigh sometimes and my shoulder occasionally
>always been straight but a little curious as well
>Were playing Overwatch and he says if he can get 5 Merle kills as mei in a row I have to blow him
>I laugh my ass off and say you're on (I'm constantly laughing and giggling from the weed anyway)
Cont?
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>>39630229
>Cont?
yes
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>>39630229
Fuck off to the gay board with this shit, for fucks sake.
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>>39630254
>Fuck off to the gay board with this shit, for fucks sake.
hahahaha someone is PISSED HAAHHA
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cont
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Robots need help
>have gf
>be with her for almost a year now
>everything is cool
>first issue is she had an ex she hasn't spoken to in 2 years.
>she cried a lot because he stopped talking to her and she lost his friendship (we were dating when this happened)
>he never responded so I figured whatever
>now I look at her phone while she's in the shower
>she texted a guy last night saying she missed him and hoped he was doing well and linked him to one of her favorite songs
>guy said he missed her too
>when I confronted her about it she said they were just friends
Robots should I be concerned? She says she just wants friendship with these guys but this is suspicious. That said she doesn't have a lot of friends.
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Install a keyloger on her phone. If shit goes downhill with her and the friend, just leave.
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>>39630213
>Not controling your GF
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>>39630213
That's the problem with girls who have exs. They'll always have feelings for them and they will go right back to fucking them if the opportunity ever arises.
Unless she's the kind that convinces herself she utterly hates her exs. But she won't keep contact at all. She'll cut them out of her life completely and act like they never existed.
Femanons,would you date a ladyboy?
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>>39630199
>two legs
>lack of chitinous exoskeleton
>weak jaws insufficient for ripping her mate's head off to consummate the mating ritual
gay as fuck. i'm a human by the way
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As a translesbian,I too must know.
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>>39630199
Something is wrong with his right breast.
but i'd suck it anyway
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OK, lets see your 10/10. Only ones so qt thatit's hard to believe she has ever put penises in her mouth but deep down you know she has.
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She's so pure looking but she had a kid, so at some point a guy put his dirty penis inside her and dropped a load in her.
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She's perfect 101. Too bad perfect girls date perfect guys.
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I guess no matter how cute they look, they eventually overcum to their inner desire for semen.
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>tfw I am literally incapable of enjoying things unless i am on a copious amount of drugs
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>tfw start drinking out of sheer boredom
>yesterday I got the shakes for the first time
>gonna drink again this night
Dabbin on my health and future hahahah
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>tfw nicotine withdrawal
>tfw eating like a fucking pig to compensate
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>>39630605
Try crack and amphetamine, nicotine withdrawal is absolutely nothing compared to that.
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how does r9k feel about drug legalization?
reminder that no one deserves to be tortured by the State for consensually consuming something
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In before 2014 newfag /pol/shitters
your precious fuhrer was buzzed to the gills on meth
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>>39630140
tfw alvvays album dropped this week so at least I got that going for me
I support legalization btw
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>>39630140
all drugs should be legalized
>stop crime
>quality control
>tax income
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>being a brony
>current year
Just stop. You're not funny. It's not something quirky and interesting, you're just showcasing the signs of being a pants-shitting autist.
I want to know how you people can still exist. What makes you crave the disgusted looks of normal people? Why are you forcing yourself to watch a retarded cartoon? What makes it worth it? Some of you are actually attracted to these cartoon horses, which is absolutely disgusting, but why do you feel so proud about it? It should be obvious that you have a mental problem that needs to be solved.
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>>39630130
> It's not something quirky and interesting, you're just showcasing the signs of being a pants-shitting autist.
everyone knows that ... I wonder where you come from that made your brain almost accept their idiocy to the point of saying this. tell me OP
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>>39630130
That's great go talk to them >>>/mlp/
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Bronies still exist? I thought the fad died off a long time ago and the only people still obsessed over it were the people on /mlp/ desperately trying to, pardon the pun, beat a long dead horse.
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>post man seeking woman on craigslist
>someone actually responds in two minutes
wtf women are supposed to ignore men, how am I supposed to get sober and nice smelly in such a short span of time
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>>39630123
She will fall under one of the following 4.
>Obese single mother desperate for a sex to get away from her kids.
>Its actually a man.
>Elderly lonely woman.
>A prostitute.
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post your ad anon
I want to try this
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>craigslist
big nono anon