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>>36295420
whiskey is fedora, if you disagree you are fedora

>>36295443
I think it tastes good

I like beer, but I'm picky with it because beer I like I really like, but beer I don't I could care less about.

I also like bourbon and Irish whiskey, and of course cocktails.

>>36295258
None. 2000s sucked. 2010s was better at least.

>>36295280
>Decade of social justice, trannies, and NSA spying
>Better
Ok

Tfw 4chan doesn't exist

>>36295225
So are you a girl, trap, femboy or twink or regular dude? It's time these threads clarify some things so I don't have to make this post. Also location?

>>36295225
you can't unbutton a t-shirt idiot. this is why you don't have a boyfriend

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>>36295271
I'm a qt 300lbs neckbeard :3

>>36295115
it isn't even good. it was a shitty dark light dichotomy from day one. which is why they like it in a society defined by subjectivity the hero narrative is appealing. i have no problem with works about objective good and evil and in fact i prefer them however this just does it in a shitty and cheap way

Stop saying "normie". You sound like a retarded child.

>>36295115

Nowhere near as exciting as fucking ep 7 trailer.

I bet the movie is going to suck dick.

>randomness

I hate it when people say this. An action isn't random if you're having to actually express thefact that an action is "random".

This really grates my goat

>tfw no mid-00's lelsorandum gf

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>>36294995
I don't think you can't handle mine.

> proceed to smack her with a crowbar then taking shit on her unconscious body while crying and silently whispering to myself 'Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.'

>>36294957
>am i too ugly for a gf?
Fuck if i know - i have similar fat face like yours.

Does it make you feel better to steal pics from normies' facebooks and post them on here while roleplaying as them?

Yeah, your face is gross and I want to bash it in with a rock

>>36294942
Putting "sage" in the options field prevents the thread from being bumped

>>36294942
yeah but it's hard
talking to people is scary
and they might not like me

>>36295014
People are wonderful anon
telegram - littlebrownbird
Kik - crazykiwicake

>>36294929
Pretty is subjective, isn't it?

Soulless insectoid eyes.

Who gives a shit, go away weeb

i feel like i'd be the same

>my feet are cold
>this music sucks
>i wish i was at home in bed or playing vidya
>did stacy just look at me

Only time I can be at a party is if it's at my place with 2 or 3 of my friends.
Even then, no girls, no chads, only booze and vidya.

>Be young me
>Forced to go to school disco against my will (Mum just trying to make time for a good fucking)
>Arrive outside of school dressed in shitty clothes because poor
>Cool crew says I look shit and should go home
>Go inside and take a look around, I am out of my element here
>Scan the zone for a safe spot
>I locate the corner of the room where I can hide behind stacked chairs
>Hide for 20 minutes
>Incredible thirst, I need sustenance
>Go and grab a slush puppy
>As I turn around from the slush machine I bump into a girl I like
>I get red slush puppy all of myself
>Cool kid shouts, "Hahah, Anon is on his period"
>Oh shit, I have to get to my safe zone
>Run across the room and hide for 3 hours
>Music is alright
>Tell mum I had a good night.

It wasn't a good night at all

>keep texting her as normal
>wait until she sends the following line:

"Um, I have a favor to ask of you."

>ghost her immediately before she uses you to write her paper/give her a ride to Chad's house/buy her a pizza

>>36294795
Be friends or cut contact thats all you can do if she isn't into you

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>uni
>have had a gf
>currently interacting with a woman
Kill yourself faggot, seriously. You don't deserve advice you fucking normal scum. You've figured it out before, so fuck off and figure it out on your own. However i hope that you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger FAGGOT

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Should use mine it is the best one

Is there an /r9k/ server that is actually long lasting and won't die in a few months.

>>36295370
Well, you have 2b2t but that's more of a /b/ server. Plus, normalfags have infected it. We need a new Minecraft server.

only listened to it once and it sounded like some shitty indie rock album

maybe i'll listen to it again later today

>>36294760
pure shit. not worth a penny, would rather listen to Drake and I hate that guy.

>>36294760

I think it's okay, but Flaming Lips have always just sounded like a watered down version of many better psychadelic rock groups to me.

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>>36294725
there are more females than males on earth, chances to find a virgin qt are still high enough

DONT LOSE HOPE

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I'm 27yo dude, my time to get PTP is long over and caring about it now would be kinda retarded.
I missed out on teenage love, sex, kisses, hugs and even holding hands and now i'm a miserable NEET virgin who does nothing all day.

but yes you're right it is weird, sex doesn't even seem like something real to me, I only know it from watching it on a screen.

Haven't even seen a tit IRL

>>36294763
Implying, that up to 40 years old, there are more men than women, and it's not because of China lacking 200 millions of women, or Saudi Arabia which stones their women, but because more boys are born, than girls. This means, that it's impossible for some men to find a women.

>>36294710
If they look or act like whores that is the first and biggest red flag, like the girl in your post.

>>36294779
>look or act like a whore
>OP's pic

You have an extremely deluded view of life.

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>>36294779
>Danielle
>look like a whore
what?

https://youtu.be/rWlXU2DeYkQ

Have some music I like.

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First for mental instability.

Finally. I was waiting to ask about the therapy I'm going to be having. Since you've had experience and I never have, what should I expect going into it? What kind of things are they going to ask me? I'm getting kind of nervous about it, I don't want to launch straight into talking about all my problems with them, I'd rather slowly do it over time