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Before/After Hot filter thread
Show us what you would you would look like if god loved you.
Enjoy this normie's pic.
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>>36296061
you look literally no different
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i literally look the same except my eyebrows are darker
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>>36296061
Why are you pouting like a teenage gril?
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Why do I see conventionally good looking men with disgusting ham-beasts?
Is this some fetish shit or has Chad really cucked us out of every woman who is even moderately attractive?
Why do these guys do this to themselves? I would rather just maaturbate than fuck some disgusting roastie
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>>36296032
The same reason you see plenty of conventionally unattractive men with attractive women, if anything that seems to be way more common.
The real red pill is realizing that romantic/sexual attraction is far too complicated to be reduced down to simple platitudes used in places like this. Looks may seem to the be end all be all of things like this, but that's purely due to not actually being active in the environment and seeing how these things play out. Life is not so simple anon.
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she wasn't fat when they got together. she got fat from pregnancy and then stayed fat because she realized she didn't want sex anyway
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>>36296032
Are they actually obese or are you just exaggerating.
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I'm a degenerate piece of cunting shit face asshole fucking turd die in my sleep endless void cunt piss face motherfuck
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>>36295942
Why do retarded virgins love the word "degenerate" so much? Does it make you feel smart?
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>>36296021
Not a virgin but i do feel smart and suicidal
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>>36295942
>it's another gary calls himself names so he can get pity attention instead of helping himself
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>best friend begins cross-dressing
>make it clear I find it gross but will tolerate it
>still enjoy playing video games with him
>he starts making gay jokes
>tolerate it
>touches my knee
>reflexively bitch slap him
>tell him he's a disgusting faggot and needs to get out
>cut all contact for 3 months
>learn today he killed himself
Damn, I feel a little bad. I wish the faggot would just keep the gay shit to himself
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>best friend
>a little bad
You sound like a bad friend
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and nothing of value was lost.
you did good, anon. Have a (((You)))!>>36295917
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>>36295917
Good, good. Use your anger, OP
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>be vidya music artist
>notice 2 songs I have, which I consider of equal quality, have the same number of listens but one of them has a ton more likes than the other
Is it true? Is https://soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens/dark-kings-duel really that much better than https://soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens/against-the-axis-boss-battle?
Pls I need feedback
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I can see why some people would like the first one more. It has a faster pace and seems more exciting.
However, I feel that the second one is better. That's just my opinion though
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>>36295914
They're pretty equal but the first one is a little catchier, that's probably why people like it more.
I used to do a little music in fruityloops, you're far more skilled though.
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>>36296137
I agree. I'm more proud of second one.
>>36296221
Oh thank you! Practice, mang.
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I just turned 18 years old two minutes ago. Let's celebrate with a waifu thread! Post your waifu and talk about her.
My waifu is Kona Furugoori/Frau Kojiro/Frau Bow. She's a NEET with mommy issues and loves programming. I just want to hug her and touch her unkempt hair.
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>>36295876
Why don't you go out and get a real woman instead of mashing your tiny dick to cartoons, anon?
You're a man now.
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>>36295876
So that means you've been posting on here under the legal age, lmao reporting you anyway
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>>36295918
You're right. Having a waifu won't change the fact that they're alone in their bed.
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first time masturbating ? 2017-04-15 09:57:45 Post No.36295786
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first time masturbating ?
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2017-04-15 09:57:45
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>pic unrelated
what was the first time you masturbated like ??
>7 or 8
>furiously hump the floor
>didnt understand what i was doing but it felt good
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>At Centre Parcs
>Parents are out at the bar
>I decide I want a bath
>Bing Bong, get a mega boner
>Lets see what all the fuss is about
>Holy shit that was good
>Jizz begins sticking to my body in the bath
>It's floating in all the wrong places
>Get out of the bath and go to bed covered in jizz
>It'll wait till morning to be washed off
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>>36295786
>3rd world country
>no internet access and no social skills so didn't even know what sex is.
>overhear classmates talking about masturbating
>classmate was talking about how fast he rubs his dick
>go home and try it
>feels so good
>cum
>freak out because no idea what is happening to my dick
>masturbate again after 30 minutes
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>>36295786
Hahaha alright, finally! Here goes:
>be me
>18
>never jerked off because couldn't figger it out + it hurt like hell when I tried
>watched plenty of porn but all it did was frustrate me and generate wet dreams
>be that one night
>watched some hentai pillow hump videos
>as the sun sets and the world gets dark, I get on my pillow
>start humping it as I imagine hentai girls and pantsu and whatnot
>feel something happening and keep going
The following orgasm is still remembered as the best I've ever had, and, having finally discovered masturbation, I didn't sleep a wink during the following 2 weeks.
>ftw your first orgasm is through a loli imagined pillow hump at age 18 (male)
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Remind me why we tolerate trannies in the West, again? They should all be exiled or imprisoned for their disgusting perversion.
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>>36295701
Because the jews tell you to.
Now shut the fuck up goyim and let the muslims rape your daughters and let your sons be trannies.
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>>36295701
Just let them be. Even if those fuckers are screwed up in the head, whatever. Now what I can get behind however, is going into your own ORIGINAL gender bathroom, and make it law to disclose to your partner if you're a trap.
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if they pay their taxes they can dress up like a girl if they want to
>muh I need to rid of degeneracy
Wanna start with yourself? You are on r9k
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Rick and Morty hate thread.
>Hahahahahahahaha hey, hey, Morty
>Whahahhat Rick?
>BRAAAAAAAAP
>oh hahahahahah thats fucking hilarious Rick
>Also Morty, gods not real
>Hahahahahahahaha c-c-cooool Rick
>Fuck you Morty
>Hahahahahahahah y-y-y-you love me Rick
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP No no I don't
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>>36295699
Rick and morty is overated, but still good. Hating everything that's popular doesn't make you cool.
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>>36295725
Its not good. You normie.
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Shia mentioned us in his stupid little art exhibit, he kind of gets some stuff right, but he still sounds like a normie psychopath who thinks he's too cool for school
can R9K come together to prank Shia? kind of like /pol/ does?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92hjIemlpw4
>skip to 37:53
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>>36295685
pay before i shill
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God /r9k/ is like /pol/s retarded little brother.
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>>36295713
how much, fampai?
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I feel cheated. There is no woman who won't whore herself out given the opportunity.
http://camvideos.me/cam-models-videos/r/opheliachan-110814-0001-myfreecams
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>tfw we had a camwhore in our midst all along
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Don't ever lose hope. 2017-04-15 09:51:15 Post No.36295597
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It's been 2 years since my last sexual encounter.
Today I fingered a girl and got my dick sucked.
Life can turn around. The power of human will is astounding. I believe in all of you.
If you make the conscious effort, you can make it.
Good Luck and Godspeed
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>>36295597
hello brownbot who posted his fucking dick getting sucked picture yesterday
prostitutes don't count
have a nice day
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>>36295597
I actually can improve my life right now, but right now it seems so blissful to remain sad and mediocre.
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>>36295597
>my last
fuck off
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>tfw I could've been a chad
Fucking gay genetics
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>>36295587
>that
>chad
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah i hope you are bating you freak ahahahahahahaahahahahhaahahhahahahahaha
FUCKING SHIT I HOPE ITS A RUSE I HOPE YOU DONT BELIEVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PLAY DOH LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>36295587
You're so far away from being a chad it's ridicilous
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>>36295587
not even attractive with the hot filter lmao.
If you don't reply to this thread saying "rat mat plat" then you will die in your sleep tonight.
immunities dont work even if they say they do also even if they would counter me saying that they do
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>>36295537
rat mat plat
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>>36295537
rat mat plat. meme
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>>36295537
I don't have to say it if I don't wa- rat mat plat
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Disappointing your parents 2017-04-15 09:48:44 Post No.36295518
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Disappointing your parents
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>be me
>mom asks me why i dont go to church with them anymore
>asks me if i dont believe in god
>say yes
>gets a look of pure disappointment and says she'll pray for me
Besides being failure NEETs what have you guys done to disappoint your parents
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When my dad ask me about girlfriends
I always answer the same way, laugh awkwardly and say its going very well. But I think he knows the true
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>>36295518
>be a sexual molester
>mother is dissapointed
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>>36295602
This
I tell my parents straight up that i will never get a gf
Thinking about it now, theres no doubt that theyre disappointed in me