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>>36297948
This wtf
I'm not even fucking white but I can't see black on white without feeling like a cuck
Fuck you /pol/

I know this feeling anon. /pol/ is a source of good and evil

>>36297990
I can't even watch normal porn without feeling like a cuck. Hell, I can't even watch solo or softcore since there's almost certainly a man behind the camera.

OOTPB17 if you want a new excel spreadsheet skin

>>36297935

Well they're pretty goddamn different. I hate sports/sports games (usually) though so I say M&B

>>36297935
if you even thought about getting the baseball game you are clearly not a gamer

well, this board is pretty much /cuteboys/ /soc/ /lgbt/ all together, i still use it because i'm too autistic to really go anywhere else, oh i forgot the board is now flooded with 16 year olds crying about highschool life

>>36297874
i miss when this board was all about pepe T.T board has no meaning without it.

>>36298532
whats up with all the mine-craft threads poping up lately?

he's just another chad variant
>famous
>millions of fans
>well known
>amazing one of a kind talents
>so powerful no longer needs to blink
he's got life made

I Saw the vice documentary about him. He's had a pretty shitty life.

I always found it interesting that he and Joey have these beautiful blue eyes while the rest of their body is decaying from the inside out

>>36297808
I'd rather not imagine this movie at all as it's pretentious hipster garbage.

>>36297808
They accidently gave this movie a award. Fucking hollywood is lala land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZsPP7MQbw

>>36297827
This movies portrayed everything robots lack.

Love, intimacy, aesthetic looks, living life instead of being observer, living with risk and passion, confidence, tanned skin from sun.

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>>36297749
if you can fill out ANY of these spots you ARE NOT A ROBOT
just want to make that clear

faggots and traps are the true robots. Normies like you btfo.

>>36297792
>implying faggots are true robots
what
They are literally praised by all women, just because they are faggots.
I have seen time and time again faggots getting everything easy.

>>36297731
>anybody else been fired?
Yeah, but I completely deserved it. Its agonizing trying to scramble putting in apps everywhere while you burn through your savings and fretting over every purchase

>>36297731

I got fired for shitting in the slush puppy machine at the cafe in work.

Yeah. But the place turned out to be a cocaine front for the local mob that was scamming their taxes and ended up fucking over the other employees by not giving them their last few paychecks. They fired me because someone was stealing from the register, and they were fucking stupid enough to trust the clearly cracked out little mexican fucker who was the one doing it and blaming everyone else, but they pretended it was because I left the psycho manager alone at night after I asked if I could go home, and she told me "yes" but then claimed she "said it sarcastically".
I got a better job 2 days later, so I'm glad it happened.

Why did they fire you?

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I agree i hate negroids too

But i hate coalburners more

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>>36297664
Likely this was posted by a "minority".
The same type that burns down a church or writes racist graffiti .

>>36297528
suck cock, join the military or start stealing.

>>36297528
Same except I only have $300 left

>>36297798
Im not a woman

disqualified from joining because of a back injury I got in HS

Stealing is for druggies and niggers

>>36297447
>he didn't realize it was a dream by the people in the car
come on OP it was a dead giveaway
>the couple to your left is the idea that rooted itself in your mind and became the subject of the dream
>the latina is an unattainable object who gave herself to you in the most ideal way
>the driver is your subconscious in control of the car (your dream)
>the guy in a coma is you being taken care of by the driver (your subconscious)

>>36297605
nah dude, i was 100% doing the latina, the other people were actually useless npc. i FELT the vaginal moisture, like for real, i lived tht moment

>>36297605
plus i was drunken (in the dream), it could have been people just met, i was thinking with my penis in that dream

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I know she's not that cute but she killed my child anons

what do

>>36297400
She looks like she has HPV, you should get yourself checked out

She didn't kill any child, it was just a fetus.

>>36297383
How about, instead of that, you get off my board, norman? :)

>>36297383
>responding with emojis

You've already lost.

>>36297383
>aww
>emojis
rest in peace, faggot.

>>36297335
They wouldn't, why the fuck do you think we're here?

>>36297335
hey, I'm not a fucking manlet ok?

>Balding
>Obese or super skinny
>Ugly
No

>Poor
My family is poor but I'm studying and will probably get well paying jobs

>Manlet
Yes

>Explain why a girl would want you over Chad
Because Chad would just pump and dump her

>>36297322
that sounds comfy what are you researching OP?

>>36297470
algorithms in bioinformatics (comparing dna)

Question OP: Did you actually want to get a PhD or are you just "buying time"?

Washing my bedding weekly and applying coconut oil on face twice a day is what cured my horrible acne

>>36297303
At this point, I don't even want to trie to cure it. I cant get accutane without prescription and my anxiety won't let me get one. I read a dozen of this "light" ways to get rid of acne like coconut oil, but this may not work and I will just waste time and money, and I am already damaged by the lack of social life to no return.

Eat shit shitskin.