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>>36301275
If you were smart enough to do that, you wouldn't be in retail

>>36301363
fpbp

oreg

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>>36301275
>double-cross and betray everyone
>in retail
reminds me of this

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>>36301265

Just do it all in one day, I swear if you spend 12 miserable hours the rest of the week will be bliss, do whatever you want, etc.

>>36301265
how does one get motivated to do school work?

>>36301349
Motivation doesn't get shit done. Discipline does.

>>36301244
I remember when you posted you in the bmw on /o/ -- it was a gift from your parents, right?
...and then you found out that the girls in Texas like guys with pick-up trucks.

>>36301244
Now that's just rude, that guy is working on your pool and you just ridicule him, you're lucky he doesn't spit on your face, let alone tend to your pool.

>>36301401
Wagies get what they deserve.

>>36301188
Discover 4chan and then eventually /r9k/
Now I'm stuck here

>>36301188
Can you send me the audio file? I'm too scared to go to a bar but this sounds like a good idea.

>>36301188
lmao, that's actually pretty clever.
I mean, it's pathetic, but it's clever.

>>36301155
Started off good, ended up being a little pretentious. Seems like the guy just dislikes people in general. Having a nerdy hobby isn't exactly masquerading as a weirdo.

How is finding people with similar interests bad advice, by the way? It might be generic but it makes sense.

way too many people shilling around here lately

>>36301642
>>How is finding people with similar interests bad advice, by the way?
It's great advice if you're a normalfag. If not, you're fucked, that's the point.

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>>36301078
Is rather not make the first move

Well to be frank, you must do so otherwise it could end up being perpetual madness on your end. Especially if you're already beginning to think of her constantly. Don't wait on it, anon. Push through the inability and you'll be on your way.

>>36301078
Please trust me or you will live through the same hell as me a thousands of other robots. You NEED to ask her out on a date, straight up unmistakably, non-ambiguous. Don't call it "officially a date" or something equally autistic, but make it clear that you want to be more than friends. Take responsibility for your feelings. If it doesn't work out, literally nothing lost, if it does however, jackpot.

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>>36301078
your really coming to the den of virgins and trap porn for help on getting a gf? i almost feel sorry for u

>>36301042
>C-can I leave? I swear I wasn't staring. I was looking at that...clock behind you.

Supposing she is a 6'6" tower of a muscleslut, how exactly is a bloke 'sposed to suck off that 5' torpedo dong.
I can envision hugging, caressing, licking, and general purpose line dancing techniques, but sucking doesn't really seem feasible here. At least not in the conventional sense, unless hickey inducing suckles count.

>>36301042
ITT: Shit that will never happen

Only in your dreams in-between tendies and 7 AM shitposting.

Go to the fucking doctor you stupid fuck

>>36300942

I have another hour left of work then I'm going straight to the hospital. I'm scared anon

>work
>has a phone to post from work
get the fuck out normie

>>36300853
do you know how many discord links get posted every day
and yet you just made a new one with absolutely nothing special about it, in fact it's like you're trying to make this thread as bland and nondescript as possible

>>36300894
Well the server isn't that well established yet. There isn't anything distinct about it yet.

>>36300853
How many have already joined this server? Is it developed as close knit yet or is there still hope for someone joining as of now?

Timesplitters: Future Perfect

Mario kart double dash

>>36300800
>Turok Evolution
omfg That game
wow
When I was six, would play with friends all the time. I remember killing raptors for hours with mini gun. Those were the last friends i ever had

fuck off you attention seeker, go to /soc/

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>>36300841
but /soc/ hates anyone that isn't a total normie chad 10/10

>>36300955
/soc/ is filled with failed normies and 6/10s, you'll do fine especially if you're a faggot

>>36300744
I'm working on Sunday. Apparently, Easter is big business for soda

I keep forgetting that tomorrow is Easter.

I'll just be sitting around my apartment, though. No special plans.

>>36301759
I wish I were you.

I have to go to church tomorrow. Mandatory.

Mexican royalty, burritos, enchiladas, Ole!

>>36300741
i wanted to try, op, but i'll just vote for this instead

>>36300714
Got AIDS and Herpes from the hoes in LA
Shooting all the faggots fruits
It's a crime to be gay

Today was good fucking day.

>>36300594
Yeah, yep.. that is true, and you can't do shit about it.

>>36300594
depends on where you live anon
>mom cucked dad
>initiated divorce
>got half the equity of his house
>step-dad put up the money for the other half (he was a developer)
>dad lost house

its pretty disgraceful, but yea it can happen pal

Yup, ask my mom. She got alimony from my dad while cheating on her new boyfriend who was also rich and delaying marriage so she could continue to collect money. Then she broke up with him and is now with another rich guy who she won't marry.

>>36300592
you fags think being a normie is just having sex even once so I could see that going to shit pretty fast

>>36300592
holy shit look at all those benjamins

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Sure. As long as the board isnt run by the ultimate Al-qaeda esque hardline NEETS