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>>36302142
Tells us about your life.

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>>36302142
Cut your neck
Like a real man would
You are a real man right?

>>36302142
dont do it OP life is so precious

i love you

>>36302062
I'd say more weird than beta.
If you wanted to have a dog and be your dogs BFF forever would you go buy a bunch of dog stuff before you even knew what dog you wanted?

No however, if you don't know her (as a friend or potential partner) it's beta af.

>>36302062
Yes absolutely OP what are you thinking

>>36302055
I fucking hate emma watson I hope she dies soon

Actually laughed good thread op

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What is this entitled cunt's problem? I hope she travels to a muslim country and gets raped/acidsplashed.

>>36302010
>My gf is a 10/10
No she's not

>>36302010
You have no self esteem so you "fall in love" with any decent looking woman who gives you positive attention even if you know nothing about them.

>>36302102
Thing is I have relatively high self esteem and this is not only about women who give attention, just random girls I see around (work, bus, w/e)
Think it's just something broken in me...some sort of disorder maybe?

>>36301885
Is that you? LMAO dude, get to at least 25 before you start begging girls

>>36301932
Newfag detected originally

>>36301885

Uhhh... the pic is the girl you're going to ask, right?

He's a bitter, rapidly aging man who shitposts on 4chan in between forwarding his CV to various trashcans around the world.

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Knowing reddit it's going to be ten pages of
>HE BECAME SUPER RICH AND GOT A HOT GF
with thousands of upvotes. Also
>blurring names

>>36301829
I heard he shitposts on a laotian cartoon imageboard, but it is just a rumor

>it's an apathetic person automatically labels himself a nihilist episode

>>36301800
I laugh at hipster nihilists who wear nice hip clothes and enjoy things. A true nihilist would just lay down on the floor naked and die

>>36301800
No, but you are.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

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>have to pee
>jerk off

Every single time

That's because you have cum blocking ur pee hole silly. Kinda like how gay guys shit and clean before doing anal, you should probably pee some time before stroking.

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>have a UTI and have to get up to piss every five seconds

>>36301660
No. because getting a girlfriend is based on how attractive your face is not how upright or clean your heart/deeds are,

>>36301660
Duh, I'm fully aware I don't deserve one

>>36301660
>Good, hardworking man who deserves a gf far more than some of the asshole Chads I know who have one
>No gf
Welp OP your theory is debunked

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>tfw no 2d gf who'll kindly bully me while making me smell her stinky socks and feet

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looks like we've got ourselves a new foot fetish thread

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Yes yes, it's like we have this thread every day.
If only we had boards for this or dedicated sites existed at all.

Yeah thats why i choosed neet

They're straight forward but being mechanically inclined will make you a lot faster. The pressure really depends on how many people are working with you and if everything is managed properly. I worked at one of the biggest mcdonalds and at peak we could have 8 people just making the sandwiches. The worst was when you only had like two or three guys and they were newish you had to carry for them.

Fast food jobs can be stressful depending on the location and whether your store is well-managed.

I worked at McDonald's for several months when I was 17. I've also been a pizza deliver driver, lab assistant, and logistics operations manager. McDonald's was probably the most physically demanding of any position, which isn't saying much.

Given the nature of the job and the fact that most employees are young and/or uneducated, management procedures and protocol tend to be fairly strict. There's little you won't be made to do. If you have down time, you'll be sweeping floors, cleaning toilets, and hauling stinky bags of trash outside to the dumpster.

Most of your bosses will have bad attitudes or be generally incompetent. The ones who perform fairly well are either abusive or get moved up the ladder fairly quickly and are replaced by idiots.

Fast food is one of those fairly thankless and mind-numbing, task-repetitive jobs that you should view only as a stepping-stone between childhood and university or whatever else.

he also seems to have a disdain for normies

shake is teen-r9k
Carl is 25+ general

>>36301432
Nah it's more Carl.

>>36301506
Carl's not beta or a virgin

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>tfw bullied by the boss
>tfw want to quit but don't want to face endless interviews again
>tfw living in a slav shithole so I can't just leech off the government like americucks and these videogames and internet won't pay for themselves

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>build up the courage to quit and tell yourself you will apply right away to new jobs
>quit
>apply to maybe one or two jobs a year
>years keep going by

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>>36301591

>quit current job before securing new job

you deserved this

Lift, nigger

>>36301317
lift things up and put them down

>>36301317
get some dumbbells and do curls everyday

Looks like you forgot to pull your panties all the way up.

u have but
wud fuk u but

b-b-because y-you have b-beautiful f-f-feet.