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man, i love 80s synthpop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WLWVICpP9I&list=PLjIuADMrDKIbijx7dkMpbAld2tnffeZ2j

>>36296711
/r9k/ tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwG-DTIczAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdS54lCpuDU

this my another fav song.

>>36296398
haha that was fucking great

>>36296398
I too like to to roleplay the Battle of Stalingrad in a California public park in 2017, anon.

>>36296398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7aL1XZ9Lk

"Since we're already beyond that line, I'd like to fuck your puppy."

>>36295691
"Lighten up you stupid cunt"

"oh sorry, didn't mean any offense"

No love is cringeworthy as fuck.

>eating a fucking burrito in bed
I would beat her so hard her jaw would have to be wired shut, that's fucking horrific

what they're wearing doesnt really do much to diminish my desire to fuck them desu

>>36294788
I loved her man, I fuckin loved her

im bored
alone
a disappointment
skinnyfat
a virgin
dumb
failing uni
and I've spent the entire day browsing 4chan and doing nothing about it, again

I don't know which way to go. I'm relatively poor with poor prospects.
The only one to really help me is me, but i'm pretty fucking dumb.

>>36294052

Wait, they got 218 applications for a cashier position? Holy kek.

Holy shit, this is what I'm worried about. I'm about to graduate but I have no experience in my field (the only job I ever had was completely unrelated) and I'm worried this hurts my potential for employment. Do companies take in raw recruits who are trying their hand at something?

>>36294195

Graduate what? University or college?

If you get a somewhat useful degree, then you'll get a somewhat well-paying job. People like OP are uneducated and thus unable to compete for a competitive salary.

Of course, I'm in a similar boat, given that I'm a student. However, having some work experience means I get calls back from almost everywhere I apply for part-time positions.

My ex has an adv degree and makes $70k per year. She's 23 and is almost done with an MBA.

Jobs are easy to come by for people who aren't retarded or unskilled.

>>36293575
I sell my used underwear on craiglist.

Just lost my job in kfc. They never said as much but I'm sure it's for being socially retarded as fuck.
Before that I was a gardener. I loved it but the funding that paid for me ran out.

I'm a NEET but my dad occasionally has me work at his bakery when it's busy. I help make cakes and stuff.

>>36293085
>fit
>nice job
>not a complete sperg
>still a khv
usually here people talk their problems with girls or about their oneits
i have no stories like that
give me something strong bartender

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>>36293085
>friend having a party
>instead of going i'm getting drunk on my own
>tfw so afraid of social contact i can't even see my friend

Just kill me bartender

Having panic attacks again since Thursday, something strong like vodka please and some advice

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>>36293034
Wore the fedora. TO SCHOOL

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>>36293034
>was like 9
>had a cool camera parents bought
>liked taking silly pictures of myself n making stupid faces n shit
>take picture of asshole
>forget about it
>over at uncles house with camera
>parents wanted to show some stupid family photos
>they see my asshole just there
>they call me over and tell me to delete it


god im so mad at myself i wish i never took that photo and i still cringe whenever i think about it

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>>36293034
>Be 16
>friendless silent type that no one knew existed
>sitting in history class watching a documentary about the slave trade
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAB.mp4
>massive wet fart comes out of my ass
>teacher gives me a sidways disgusted glance as he pauses the documentary.
>mfw my autistic rage meter fills up and I yell "GOD FUCKING DAM IT" at the top of my lungs
>didn't go to school for the next 2 weeks
>No one said anything but I know what they where thinking.
>Spend the rest of the year plus my senior year with no one talking to me unless its mandatory.

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>>36291652
*HIGH QUALITY!*

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>>36291652
I like Saturdays
they're my favourite day of week I think
so comfy so relaxing

mmmmmhmmmmmmm

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>not wanting to be Eve'd by Adam.

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>>36291618
>hand in overdue assignment
>teacher looks at it, comes back the next day and says "I can't mark this, anon. This is a fieldwork paper and it appears you only did research."
Fucking kill me. Goodbye 25% of my final grade

Physical chemistry and organic chemistry is making me want to kill myself. I wish I could cry about it but I can't even do that any more.

Why am I putting myself through this torture? All my friends are doing piss easy subjects at shit universities and I'm doing biochemistry at and RG uni.

>>36291844
This is why I completely emphasize with school / college shooters.

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Your taxes aka my NEETbux.

No need for a job with no inviting life to earn by it.
Bux-provider isn't what I want to be for any women.

No one will hire me. They all want crazy amounts of experience and accolades for the most basic shit. Filthy kikes

It was not enough to kill millions of people, take land, demean other races for centuries, but now they are also blaming that there are less white people on People of color......Because Pancake becky don't want to have a baby with a white guy named Donald, thats now Tyrones fault....even though they have been trying for DECADES to get rid of other races while nature just wipes them out....Everything great is made by whites and everything thats not is made by evil "shitskins", thats a serious case of them thinking they are god.

>>36290241
That's kind of the point, nigger

>They keep insulting every other race, soon they're gonna be all alone.

utopia desu

>>36289040
>dread leaving my house out of fear that I'll have a panic attack in public

>>36289040
I have a fear of the moon. No, I'm not joking.

>>36289152
Alright this sounds quite interesting. Care to explain anon?

everyone has their fetishes

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>>36283988
It's more than a fetish, it's a hard drug desu

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uwu desu