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I just turned 30 and I have advice for all of you on here.
Stop watching porn
Stop playing video games
You don't need friends, they hold you back.
You only need a wife to assist you in your career. If she does not do that then you don't need her.
Get off this website. It's holding you back.
Stop thinking you need other people and stop wasting your time.
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Gonna skip the wife and the career bit but otherwise thanks for the advice man
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>>>/pol/
thank you and goodbye
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Stop thinking you need other people you just need your wife?
Are you even married?
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How old were you when you realised you had to lower your [fairly reasonable] standards if you didnt want to die alone?
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>>36308274
Dying alone seems preferable to having someone not up to your expectations
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>>36308274
How old where you when you realized that getting a girlfriend just for the sake to have a girlfriend is not goint to work out?
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robots, share some great tits, lets see the taste of the robots in tits.
Share big goddamn boobs.
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>>36308273
>that jawline
bost benis DD
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Who is this girl? I swear i watched a bj vid with her where she takes a load on the chest.
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>>36308289
Jessie Minx
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Why aren't you taking 30+ minutes to fap?
This will train your dick so that if and when you get a gf you will have practically infinite staying power
Not even memeing right now, I've always done this and when I'm with a girl I literally only cum if I will myself to, even if I haven't fapped for days leading up to it
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>not training your dick to stay hard through multiple orgasms
You're going about this all wrong.
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Sure, it's called deathgrip.
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>ywn know how it feels to cuddle with a milf in her pyjamas
do it just fucking kill me right now
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ITT: Lets try to summon the perfect woman from the ether using faceapp
just repeatedly optimize for hotness and femininity
Pic related
halp
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bumping for interest, not going to contribute because i don't want to download this shit
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Zayn is my girl.
He don't know that he's so beautiful.
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>>36308236
>completely objective neural network
>chooses chubby azn
chubby azn is best?
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before you realized you're an inept robot, did you ever try to do something without knowing that it's for regular people?
I went to trade school for a year to learn how to cook and I worked in restaurants for a couple of months. everyone hated me, I didn't fit in, my boss exploited me, I constantly fucked up and I'd get so nervous that I couldn't even crack an egg in the middle of service
now I'm NEET
u?
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I played sports until I was 15
It was nothing like my animes
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Four years ago, I chose to study social work because I was naive and "wanted to help people". I'm in my senior year now and I'm barely scraping by in an internship which (thankfully) ends in two weeks, doubt I'm gonna graduate, and even if I do, I'm fucked because I can't do this stuff. I really wish I had chosen computer engineering or gotten a certificate to teach English abroad.
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>>36308270
damn good job for sticking with it at least anon
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Hol up, bitch
Sit down
Be humble
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>>36308094
>There's actually a song called FEEL.
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i hate niggers but i can't help liking their dumb rap music on some level
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>>36308528
Be humble. Bitch, sit down.
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>Having a bad day
>All of a sudden see a picture of an anime girl
>Feel all warm and fuzzy inside again
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>>36308037
>having a bad day
>remember that I once liked anime
>urge to kill myself increases
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>bad day at work
>senior specialist unhappy with how difficult it was more figuring out on myself some weird corporate documents needed to solve the problem
>spaghetti
>what do I do now I need to fill those documents to do what he wanted
>leave
>go to other part building of building and sit on sofa
>start looking at anime girl pictures
>feel better
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>>36308119
>>senior specialist unhappy with how difficult it was more figuring out on myself some weird corporate documents needed to solve the problem
What did he mean by this?
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I'm so lonely I can't even do my university assignments alone.
I used to go into a dubtrack room and play music while I did my work but now the room has died and I have no where to go.
Anyone else this lonely? If you make a dubtrack room I'll play all of my music while we work.
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lmao ur thread gonna die and you're gonna stay all alone
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>>36308254
I don't want to be alone.
Loneliness is the worst feeling.
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nobody cares fatass
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I FANTASIZED BOUT THIS BACK IN CHICAGO
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MERCY MERCY ME THAT MURCIELAGO
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I think Kanye is actually a robot who LARPs as a successful rapper
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>>36308026
kanye is more of a robot than some of the people on this board
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>Try to shave face
>Shaving under my head and close to my neck hurts and doesn't get everything
>Even when I try my hardest and go against the grain there's still little black stubble everywhere and a dark shadow on my upper lip that looks like a mustache even though there's no hair there
>It just gets longer the next day
I fucking hate having facial hair. I feel like I'll never be cute like this. What can I do? I'd be too scared to get some kind of face wax, even though it might be nice. I just want all my facial hair completely gone for a long time. Maybe not forever, but I don't want to have to keep shaving it everyday. For the time being I don't want to see it.
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You have to get Laser then. You are either old or Indian so your dark thick hair is just going to be like that.
You can go for handsome instead of cute. How does stubble look on you?
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>>36307969
wax it, you tranny freak.
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>>36308447
Waxing is only a temporary thing retard
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Which part of the 00s was better, robots?
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>>36307960
I like both to be honest with you. I actually enjoyed my life a lot more back then. I was depressed at the time but I didn't realize what true despair felt like until later.
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>>36307960
late 2001-mid 2006
4:3 alone is enough to convince me
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>>36307960
I liked the aesthetics of 2001-2006 better
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My e-gf just broke up with me
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>>36307911
Are you alright OP I'm here for you
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Who's the new guy?
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>>36307911
why did you ever think having an e-"relationship" would be anything other than retarded drama
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Somebody help me, I ate shrooms and I'm ready for the ride to be over.
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>>36307851
We- seriously- need a board for junkies like you. >>>/drug/
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Have a panic attack and die you worthless fuck
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Like for real guys. It's getting hella wierd here. For some reason typing is the only thing helping me maintain my sanity at the moment.
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I was eating alone at a table outside the store when someone comes up and asks "Do you mind if I sit here" since all the tables were occupied. I said "I don't own the table" he asked again and I said "no opinion." Then some people stared at me and someone else offered him a table they had just finished eating and left.
So what do you think. I would feel uncomfortable with someone right in front of me eating while I'm trying to eat, but I can't stop or even discourage someone who wants to sit there if nowhere else is available. Similar situations on a bus or train sometimes. So I wanted to express complete indifference, yet somehow this is interpreted as me being an asshole or at the very least a sarcastic douche. What would you have done?
Other times people just go eat at my table and I just face away and avoid eye contact and maybe even move if I see another place. Yes, eating alone outside is more common than you think, I see normies do it all the time.
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Mate you should have just said yeah go for it. You probs looked weird after doing that.
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What you did was not autistic. That person was just very dense
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>>36307800
Not autism at all
Rate mine
girl from work greets me and tries to kiss my cheek
I move my head to the back like evading her kiss and everyone stares at me some guys even facepalm.
It was really embarrassing. And my body moved on its own
>can't even kiss a girl on the cheek