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>whole family comes over for easter
>look up a recipe for a dessert and try making it for them
>it doesn't look great
>they say they are too full and only I eat it
>after some time they eat a small portion
>they say it's good and compliment me
>leave the room for a minute
>they're all laughing at its color and say it tastes very bad and should be thrown out
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Should confront them, make them feel bad.

Last chance to spread that bad mood around without lookin like an asshole
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>>36312299
This. BTFO them for being cunts
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>>36312299
I cannot refute the fact that it was a weird color and it didn't taste great.

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How far down the porn rabbit hole have you fallen?
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in between misogyny and mgtow
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>>36312170
I'm at waifus and I'm staying at waifus. I'm not a faggot and never will be.

I just simply choose to ignore 3D women, I don't hate them. They just aren't my thing. I prefer masturbating to 2D drawings with my ona hole.
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>>36312170
I fap to traps simetimes but don't even watch anime.

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Got a date from Tinder.How am I suppose to beheave to not look like a weirdo and lose my handholdlessness?
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Just be yourself it's how you got the date in the first place
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>>36312195
>how you got the date in the first place
I got it asking out pretty soon.We barely talked by the app and I am a sperg
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Just bee urself and bee kunfidant.

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>What's up bro, I'm here for the job interview
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hey brother, you'll fit right in here at the Circus.
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>>36311973

He looks like a mentally stable chap and would represent our company nicely!.
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>>36312008
>>36312019
the joke being that he would be better PR than anyone on this board

I'm turning 26 in July and I feel like I have wasted my twenties on vidya and sleeping all day. That feeling when you know you'll never get what were supposed to be your best years back is soul crushing. I even feel I'm getting too old for this board. How do you oldfags cope?
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if only you weren't too stupid to realize that video games aren't productive on your own you would have gone so far in life
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Why you gotta be so mean? Why can't robots just support and comfort each other?
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>>36311912
Hey anon I'm turning 29 in july. I don't know what to tell you but you shouldn't dwell on it. Nothing good will come out of endless rumination, regret, bitterness and self-pity. Acknlowledge and move forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIU0FtXr9o

Also realize that your expectations of life are probably unrealistic. We can't all be rock stars and actors. Though if you want to become one you have to pursue that path with a "make it or die trying" mindset.

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>be 18
>still 5'5" and 100 pounds
>try to bulk up
>can't
>can't even grow facial hair
>look girly as shit
>be straight and try to get a gf but can't since I'm not manly
>fast forward to halloween last year
>spent my money on videogames
>need cheap costume option
>hmmmm...I'll just use my sister's clothes, borrow a wig from theater class, and dress up as girl
>do so and go to friend's party
>friends say I look good
>dude's at the party who never met me before legit thought I was a girl
>one even chatted me up for a while, then got close and put his hand in my back pocket
>panic and run off
>still can't get gf but gay guys randomly hit on me in real life
>dress up in sister's clothes a few other times
>take pics and post online
>get a fair amount of interest from guys into traps/femboys

I'm having an existential crisis because I'm 18 and look better as a woman than as a man. I think I've failed at a man. Should I grin and bare it or just give up and go trans/femboy? I just want to be wanted/loved. Women don't want me but there's no shortage of guys that would take me for a ride.
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You were born a girl, dear. Be happy!
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you'll regret going trans a few years in and then there's no going back. then the mental illnesses will pile up and then you'll blast yourself, it's been proven time and time again. it's even more likely to be the case considering you don't even have gender dysphoria you just wanna be a girl cause you think you'll look cute

>try to bulk up
>can't
consider not being a faggot, everyone can bulk up
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Can you post armpit or cock pics? Both need to be hairless tho

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>want to run more
>feel really vulnerable when I try to do it without bf
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i'd be your bf if you are cute
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>>36311894
buy a gun stupid
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>>36311894
You may find a bf while running

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=114_1458529570

All roasties need a good slapping. Even if its from another one.
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i get SO HARD to these videos. i wish it was my gf being beaten
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>>36311890
I want to have a really edgy bully gf.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d75_1479254309
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the one thing Asians do right, that i respect them for, is punishment of their people, women and men. they believe you're allowed to punish someone if they've fucked up. especially in Korea. if a woman fucks up bad, you have rights to slap her face off.

here in liberal America you're not allowed to do anything because all the race mixing makes everything appear to be a "hate crime" and people wonder why grown adults act like oversized children.

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this kills the beta male
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>>36311852
and the ride begins
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pretty sure she met someone off of here and proceeded to drag him through the mud
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>>36311876
here's a plebbit screencap, probably written by the same person. NAWALT, right?

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>22
>already getting some grey hairs

Is this normal?
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There was once this kid who was around 12, he had grays in the back of his head.

>Genetics and stress
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I have been pulling my white hairs out and keeping them in a zip lock plastic bag.

T. 23
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>25
>some grey hairs spotted
Its over OP, it only gets worse.

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How far would you drive regularly to maintain a relationship?
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never imply that i'm a wagecuck again
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>>36311790
An hour. Last gf lived around 30 minutes away
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RIP, Terry, rest easy, you've shown us the way

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I've always held the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left hand
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>>36311736
Me too , got anxious as fuck when people ask why i do that.
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>>36311776
Yeah I do the exact same thing. If people ask I just say I'm left handed and so its no different to how they eat. Works great unless they know me enough to know I'm right handed. Most normalfags don't notice though
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>>36311818
I'm a leftie and I put my fork in my left and knife on my right. Far better control with the fork that way. Definitely some autistic stuff there OP.

Tell me to draw something and I'll try to draw it
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>>36311735
Draw an anime looking picture of a pizza
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>>36311746
Anime pizza
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>>36311951
ANIME! can you give it a tsundere face?

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Why don't you just take a trip to Amsterdam or Thailand? It's what I did at 22 and I ended up staying in Thailand for 9 months. It's a great way to get over that awkward first time and the women in Thailand are beautiful and cheap(35 USD). So what's holding you robots back?
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>>36311713
I want to earn my woman. Not buy one. It's kind of like using a cheat code before you've properly beaten the game.
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Too anxious. I know I'd screw up during sex and get embarrassed.
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>>36311713
It's not about being a virgin, it's about not being desired by anyone who wants to have sex with you on their own will.

When will you people understand.

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>you will never form an underground club that plans a massive attack(s) against financial institutions and corporations
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>>36311664
Never use digital tools for communication. Meet in person under safe pretenses and only discuss these things in private.
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>inb4 old 4chan
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>>36311664
what's it like in high school these days?

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