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GUYS I WAS IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT AND I FUCKED UP A GUYS CAR AND DROVE AWAY, WILL THE POLICE FIND ME PLEASE GIVE ME AN ANSWER
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>>36314339
how bad did you fuck it up?
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>>36314339
Back in my neighborhood a few months ago, some guy who was visiting a neighbor of mine fucking slammed into a car next door to that house when he was leaving. He fucked up the car to where gas was actually leaking out of it, but I think got away with it since he GTFO of there.
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>>36314339
Just how much did you fuck it up?
A nudge? Or did you take off his entire bumper?

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>tfw bf cheated on me and i consider forigving him again
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Don't. He needs to be gassed
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>>36314313
Don't fucking do it. Boys aren't worth it.
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>>>/adv/ go and sort your life issues out

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>makes serious post about my life and general /r9k/ feels most bots can relate to

5 replies, one of which is someone telling me to kill myself

>rp as a "fembot" saying ridiculous crap

300 replies

When did this board go to shit so fucking hard?
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>>36314266
Well, the threads of that type are very common, there are so many robots looking for attention... on the other hand, fembots threads always call attention, is bullshit...
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>>36315188
>Every thread deserves at least one reply

My own post at this very second wasn't very oregano. I'm sorry.
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Because it's more fun to reply to ridiculous crap than to try and delve into some stranger's shitty life.

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Seriously, it's a problem.
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Figure your shit out >>>/adv/ there.
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>>36314248
Better question, why do you think it's a problem aka why do you get so triggered by it?
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Because there pussies and have kids do it. So unproffesinal.

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i'm dying right now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hyde
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>>36314239
he was also said to be a notable alt right figure
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He did Nice GranTrucking 2016
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>>36314239
>editing his wiki to make it look like he isn't a mass murderer
how does he keep getting away with it?

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"the internet is a waste of life"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHtkgkLT8NA
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Nothing wrong with being addicted to the Internet.
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>>36314237
>posting feet like that
a-anon
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>>36314271
You know that's not true anon!

>>36314282
W-what is it? Don't tell me you want to stroke your penis and blow a thick load to anime feet?!

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>be me
>142 IQ points
>start losing my memory
>same goes for the general perception
>from a day to another start having seizures
>seizure start when im lurking 4chan and collapse directly to the ground
>my brain is permanently damaged now


Why life has to do this to me?
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>>36314186
Its okay, you'll be happier this way. Wear a pink shirt and take up an interest in football and you're a normie now
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>>36314206
im not joking, anon. I would prefer suicide before being a normie
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Thats what you get for shitposting

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet? You want to die why don't you just do it?
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Because I can't put my family through that
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>>36314273
Yeah same I really hate myself I am seriously fucking useless>>36314273
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>>36314183
Daily reminder that these threads are created by (((them))) to try and quicken the extinction of the white race

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>only friend I have got arrested for CP charges
how fucked am I?
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>>36314115
Turn yourself in.
Stop looking at CP you freak.
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You only are if you actually ommitted the crime. So yes, you're fucked
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>>36314158
>>36314148
I don't look at CP but I'm still afraid

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Post your recommended videos on youtube and judge each other.
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>>36314111
>fantano
>idubbbz
>FJM
>watchmojo
wew lad
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There's no possible way to judge others by this. YouTube always recommends cancerous garbage so everyone in this thread will look like a faggot, including you.
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Go ahead lads, judge me.

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How do I stop being anxious about climate change? It's irreversible at this point and it seems that nobody cares that human life as we know it will end if we continue like this. People still act like armchair scientists and deny what the experts say, it really worries me, anons.

wat do? :(
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Don't worry about it. There's nothing you can do about it personally and we've still got a little while before we'll really feel it.

It's not your fault the world is going to get fucked, it's the people in charge who had a chance to change something, but refused to.
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why do you care about humanity? stop being spooked, only (You) should matter to yourself
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>>36314083
If people embraced nuclear fission, or fusion actually worked, we could literally scrub the CO2 and methane from the atmosphere by force. But you know that won't happen because of all the renewable cucks

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Quick, give me your final boss theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uy6rfyZwnU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVwstM4vZC8
My favourite boss theme
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>>36314058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djNzN3-kWV8
soudns pretty cool
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>>36314086
>Doll judgement
>Not Grimore of Alice
Lm@oing at your life

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Okay, so I've pretty much accepted the fate that I will forever be stuck in a lowish level job, barely earning above minimum wage for the rest of my life. Realistically speaking, how fucked will I be?

>Never went to University.
>Have okay GCSE and A Level results.
>Not particularly studious.
>Frugal.
>Non materialistic.
>Enjoy a quiet life.

Any other older robots in the same position. How's life?
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>>36314036

Why not try again and to uni?

>tfw dropped out of school at 16
>tfw got called a retard/failure etc by everyone
>tfw went back, redid A-levels (A*A*A*A*) and went to a ok tier uni (tfw failed GCSEs and had terrible academic past)

U just have 2 BEElieve in urself and you will succeed. I though I would be stuck min waging it for the rest of my life. I believe in you anon
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Honestly, I don't think you're necessarily stuck, but at the very least, just keep your eyes open for opportunities.

Living frugally is important. Track your expenses and save and invest everything you can.

Have you looked at the ERE site or other similar sites? Could help you out.
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>>36314231
what is ERE site friendo?

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If Elliot had just made peace with his own inadequacies and inferiority then he wouldn't have been so angry and killed people.

I mean, thats the reason why most of you guys are so misanthropic and misogynistic...you don't want to directly deal with your shame of being inferior so you just convince yourselves that everyone else is the problem. Just accept your place in the social food chain and suck it up; it'll save you a lot of frustration.
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>>36314018
you are an idiot listening to the fake posters, the real robots aren't here to blame others, the chad and stacy shit is just a meme
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Fuck off, normie. Elliot is our patron saint. If I ever decide to ragequit I'll rodger my way out.

Elliot is a fucking hero.
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>>36314018
But it's not that easy. You see, we are fed heavy amounts of propaganda our whole lives about how we "deserve happiness" and that "there is someone out there for everyone" and that "being yourself is very good" and "everything will fall into place. God has a plan for you" when in reality, none of these things are based on fact and concrete reality. It's literally beliefs propagated by other people who thought they were protecting you from the real world by lying to you.


It's like the day you were six years old and realized that the Easter Bunny isn't real. The truth hurts too much.

There is no "good vs evil" like in Harry Potter. Life comes down to nature, evolution and surviving and that's fucking it. People who are more successful than you or I are the strongest animals in the animal kingdom. They were blessed with ideal genes to survive in the wild.

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>4chan did 9/11
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>>36313962
>4chan did your mom
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>>36313962
4chan didnt even exist before 9/11 retard
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>>36315024
maybe that's what (((they))) want you to think.

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