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>fapping in voice with guys
>start talking about how much I love cum and want it
>normally would feel shame about this but feel none and get really into it
it's too late for me
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>>36318673
R-record yourself saying that kind of stuff please?
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>>36318673
>normally would feel shame about this
why?
embrace the gay~
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Post pictures of your dick, faggot.
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tpab>damn>gkmc>s80>od>untitled
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gkmc > s80 >>>>> untitled > tpab > damn > od>>>>/mu/
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>>36318571
GKMC > DAMN > TPAB > S80 (haven't listened to OD)
I love TPAB but there's a few songs I tend to skip, like Momma and You Ain't Gotta Lie. Meanwhile every track on GKMC is amazing.
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>>36318571
tpab>gkmc>damn>s80>od>untitled
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Does anyone here like, to pretend that they are successful people?, sometimes I like to pretend that I'm successful in life, I put a suit, I shave myself and go outside to crowed places and pretend that I'm busy talking in the phone about some new bussines, but in the reallity is that I'm a neet, I do this at least once a month and not only that, sometimes I pretend that I'm a musician, artist or anyone that isn't me, when I go out I don't dress with normal clothes I choose disguises to pretend that I'm normal.
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>>36318545
your life should be a tv show
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>>36318545
THINK BIG
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>>36318545
Where I live, everyone thinks they are some kind of famous artist faggot but they are nobody. They all look like hippie fucks. They always exclude me from shit and I look up their stuff online and they have like 50 views and I downvote their shit to oblivion and bookmark it and every once in awhile check back and bomb it again.
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/r9k/ goes on a field trip to /b/
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Hurry children! The bus leaves in 5 minutes!
No, Judy, you cannot bring your pet mouse, put it back in the bush.
Daniel! Stop picking your nose!
Hurry, do up your seatbelts!
>>>/b/729395035
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>>36318458
i don't wanna go to /b/ it's scary over there
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>implying I'd go on a field trip
Fucking normalfags.
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>>36318458
I didn't get my permission slip signed.
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if a girl refuse to date you because your height you have the right to throw acid at her
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>>36318427
>if a girl refuse to date you because your height you have the right to throw acid at her
This
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>>36318427
she was ugly before and is still ugly
I don't see what's her problem
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>>36318427
Hi Pajeet, how you doing?
>Threadly reminder that it's the same Indian manlet making these threads.
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helo dis is duh gilrfrind odrer hotlinee wat can i gett for yu todayh?
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>>36318381
no tthenks i Maed owen g.f
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i'll take one white nationalist roastie pls
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uh yis cine i gette a qt gf ordired to my haouse pls
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How does sex happen? How do you start having sex?
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>>36318285
You don't. It's the most overrated thing in the world.
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>>36318285
I actually always wondered what you do after sex. Like do you just lay there and cuddle or what?
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>>36318285
>How does sex happen? How do you start having sex?
>hang out with girl
>watching movie/talking/whatever
>get close
>start touching, or alternatively, kiss her at a good moment if talking
>touching more and more, making out etc
At that point it's basically on and you can escalate however you want. Clothes come off, get on top of her, put p in v
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Anyone else just sit alone and cringe at old memories? Like I get this shit all the time to the point where I feel like I should just play some sodoku. Like I know I am going to end up being pretty happy in a fairly short amount of time but the memories and pain are so intense.
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I get this all the time and it puts me into a deep depression it sucks.
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>>36318265
I know I do, it ruins my day sometimes
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>>36318330
Yeah I mean I have certain things I hold on to. Shit that I am proud of. That always helps me out. But like it literally gets to the point where I shutdown and go into fetal position at points. I am kinda worried I will commit sodoku but whatever happens, happens.
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So i was talking to a girl today and while talking to her she didn't stop playing with her hair and so couldn't maintain eye contact.
Is this a good sign am i doing well?
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Bumb
I know that there are a lot of normies browseing /r9k/
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I always hope it is a good sign when she glances at me and does that split-sec hair touching thing.
Doing it ALL the time sounds like she was nervous. Could been about you and bad, but you would get on some shy semi-fembot too.
How hot objectively and how sure of herself did she seem?
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>>36318262
if she gives you strong eye contact AS she's fingering her hair then that's a good sign.
total lack of eye contact isn't a good sign though anon
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God I fucking hate women. They are all vapid shallow whores. Women are all designed with massive flaws and are utterly useless in advancing society. Their only purpose is to leech off successful men.
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Oh look the fake snapchat shit is back
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>Their only purpose is to leech off successful men.
this is honestly true. the traits females find attractive in men are indicator of his success in society... they are literally selfish pathetic social leechs
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>>36318222
They steal the success of the guys they marry and act as if they made it.
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RIP Seung-Hui Cho
Today is the tenth anniversary of the V-tech massacre.
How are my fellow robots celebrating the brave actions of this magnificent individual?
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He didn't have to do this.
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>>36318154
Still waiting for the third anniversary of the Supreme Gentleman, actually
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Did he actually go akimbo with those pistols during the shooting?
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>tfw you shower and wear clean clothes and heavy deodorant but walk past 2 fob chink girls and they start retching even though you are clean and not sweating
I can't tell if it's because of some smell I exude or because I was smoking. Or maybe it was just a bad coincidence.
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>>36318112
Its the smoking. Cigarettes really stink.
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>>36318112
Smoking is disgusting. No amount of soap will make you not smell like shit.
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>>36318143
I certainly don't like the smell either but it's nothing I would start retching over.
>tfw too shy to message local QT trap
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>>36317991
>tfw too shy to message local QT trap
why? they would probably appreciate the attention
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>that
>qt
Robots are truly the most pathetic users on this site.
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>>36318130
She is Cute! CUTE!
I wonder if she goes to /r9k/ she looks like she would.
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Should make-up be banned or at least keep to the minimal?
I bet the average woman would be way less picky if she couldn't hide her facial imperfections
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>>36317988
no. buying and wearing makeup should be illegal for people under 16-18.
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>>36317988
It should be shamed at least although laws would be ideal
Makeup and social media has made womens egos absolutely unbearable.
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>>36317988
ban it
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Would you be able to tell if you're sleep deprived?
I get 3-4 hours of sleep a night consistently, and I feel fine, but people act like I should have keeled over dead by now.
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>>36317944
>and I feel fine
you're on /r9k/. I don't believe you.
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I have a pretty severe case of insomnia, so I've been abusing sleeping pills for years.
When I don't take them, I average 3 or 4 hours tops of sleep. And I wake up every hour or so to toss and turn.
After a couple days of this my life seems "blurry", like I'm in a constant dream. If it goes on longer, auditory and even visual hallucinations start to bleed into my waking life.
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>>36317944
Well you're lucky, I wish I could function normally on 3-4 hours. 6 hours is the minimum for me. Less than 4 and it's like the living death. My eyes become irritable, skin itchy, joints ache and I become intolerant to any minor annoyance.