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>90% of all threads on the board are about American political bullshit

Hiroshimoot needs to ban all Trumpistanis, or keep all this shit contained to /pol/
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>>36320966
>Yes hail the BBC politics isn't important. Le white racists are so dumb.
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>>36320993
I like how you immediately assume that I'm one of your SJWs.

Both american extremes of alt-rights and SJWs are fucking idiot retards. None of this shit will matter when you grow up and get a job.
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>>36321059
>unironically centrist

end it cowboy.

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Things that can happen to your child:
>Chance to be born retarded
>Can be molested at early age
>Immune incompetent for a few years
>Falls down stairs
>Finds toxic substances
>Can succumb to allergies, autoimmune diseases, etc.
>Does poorly in school
>Unhappy because (s)he doesn't make friends
>School shooters
>Feels any turbulence in your marriage
>Breaking bones
>Finding drugs
>Getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant
>Self-harm
>Seriously injures a classmate
>Suicide attempts
>Driving accidents
>Substance abuse
>Arrests
>Becomes NEET
>Gets into backbreaking college debt
>Becomes radicalized in a philosophy
>Takes advantage of your goodwill

I honestly don't think I want to bring a child into the world. None of that happened to me, but I'm not even happy.
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All shit you posted realistic chance is 0.001% others are higher but menagable

We aurvived harshest period in history without technology or anything dont worry so much.
Just make another one if one dies
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>>36321026
yeah but it's still a chance, I don't want to risk creating that much suffering
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>>36321026
What about the ones that are game breakers? "Just make another" is such a meme answer. A marriage doesn't survive that sort of shit. I don't WANT to raise somebody with down syndrome

>tfw bf wants to impregnate me
>im a boy
>he says if he cums inside me hard enough we can make a baby
how do I explain to him it's not possible?
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>>36320906
>how do I explain to him it's not possible?
not with that attitude.
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>actually posting this
Seek help
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>>36320906
I never wanted to kill all gays until reading this post

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We had a pretty good thread last night, I think this could become a recurring thing.

Anxiety General. Talk about how you're doing with your anxiety, any progress, and just general feels. We're here for you fellow anxious robots.
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>force myself to make eye contact with someone
>feels like their eyes speak a completely different language compared to what they're actually saying

i don't mean that in a sexual way. eyes are so aggressive compared to words. keep thinking they can literally see my soul with eye contact
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I never got what anxiety or stress are. I've never felt any of it, ever. Not even in circumstances when anxiety or stress would be considered "normal". I always feel fine. Why would I feel anxious about anything ? I'm alive. This is literally the best I could ever ask for.
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Anyone here take zoloft? It's made no difference to my anxiety

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When will you have your redemption arc?
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>>36320839
soon.
i feel it coming
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>>36320839
>not a retribution arc
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>>36320839
After I pay off my student debt

>Though I've already missed the true ending

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So I recently learned that my girlfriend (we've been dating almost 2 months) is going to go be a scuba diving instructor in the Caribbean over the summer. She leaves in May and won't be back till late August. I'm not handling it super well and I'm afraid how a and LDR will affect our relationship, especially one as new as ours.

Help make me feel bette bros

Pic not related, but the kind of people she is gonna be around for almost 3 whole months.
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If she's willingly leaving you behind and doesnt understand how you feel, then

That's just bad

Dump that cunt
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We are both devout Catholic if that helps any
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>>36320808
Wow two whole months? Dude that's like nothing seriously. I went to greece for 6 months and its fine. As long as you guys call and talk to each other its good

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Alright, poorfag schmucks, actual cryptomillionaire here.

Let me in you on a little secret.

4 letters:
PIVX

You can buy it on bittrex and yobit.

It has already increased a hundredfold and normies aren't even aware of it yet. It offers astounding, solid tech for mass adoption and has not even been added on major exchanges yet.

This is your chance. Invest $1000 and you might well have that turn into $100k in the following years.
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tfw no money to invest in the first place
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>>36320812
Dude, you can't even scramble up $100?

Come on now.
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thanks anon.

Can you give me a quick rundown on the other cryptocurrencies? Is it true Bitcoin is basically dead?

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What is the longest you've stayed awake for before giving into exhaustion or boredom?
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>>36320662
about 50 hours
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>>36320662
20 something hours at a time.

Once when I was like 17 or 16 and it was my first times on the internet and I stayed up all night arguing politics with some other retard on the Newgrounds forum.

More recently I was up all night doing a web-design assignment at literally the last minute. That was strangely fun.

Also once to talk to a 16 year old Japanese idol because I have no life and I should kill myself
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>>36320662
3 full days with no sleep, got pretty weird with hallucinations. when i was younger i was a pretty hardcore insomniac, frequently awake for 48+ hours. 3 days was the longest. can sleep a litter better the older i get but my sleep is still fucked.

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Ideally, it would be great to have the warmth and comfort of a significant other surround you but realistically unless you're able to naturally get into that state or put in a masochistic amount of effort just to get a bone thrown your way, there's no point in trying. Ask yourself this:

>do I want to change the entire way live my life just to appease some girl who I've forced upon my delusional affection?

I can't. I'm too lazy and I can't justify all that investment for potentially no real return. I know many of you despereately want a gf but how many of you are actually prepared to put effort into an actual relationship? Keep in mind you have to talk this person every single day and dedicate atleast 25% free time or more to this person.
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here now, i got one of them here gf's and all i want to do is get rid.

unfortunately i cant afford to right now
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I do absolutely nothing with my free time. All I want is someone to interact with in real life. I come home from work and either lay on the floor staring at my wall or I wander around my city. Having no friends or gf is an absolute horror that has followed me for years.
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>>36320624
I want oneits, no one else.

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What's for dinner robots 04/16
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>>36320606
fries are a nasty dinner. the one you had yesterday looked appetizing at least
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how do you not become a blob of fat with all this shit you eat?
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>>36320634
I haven't tried it yet and it was either fish tacos or this.

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This is the first dream event of the 21st century.

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Now are you ready to get it on?!

Next location is: /r9k/

This battle is about to explode. FIGHT!
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>reddit spacing

telsl you everything you need to know honestly
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I didn't read OP is shitpost but I went here to say that August is cute and hot. Plus she has a beautiful name.
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Ciara because I already know what her body looks like.

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What is your suicide procedure?
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>>36320563
Rope, a forest, a nice big spruce tree, the official table of drops and a call to the police.
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>have type 1 diabetes
>waiting until i start going blind / suffering other shit
>be alone
>inject super human amounts of insulin into body
>go to sleep
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>take abunch of pills
>Cut wrist
>Shoot self in head

It's near impossible for me not to die right?

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Being Irish is like playing life on easy mode. Everyone loves us. Women get wet when they hear our accent. Why did god hate you so much that he made your mother shit you out in one of the 195 subhuman countries?
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GODDAMNIT I READ IT IN AN IRISH VOICE
FUCK YOU POTATO NIGGER I HOPE YOU DIE OF FAMINE
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I'm irish and autistic FA. You're probably a plastic paddy, fuck off
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>>36320523
Stop making a show of us, you fucking queer.

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R9k, How do I achieve this look? I mean exactly like it

not a shitpost btw, this is 100% serious
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>>36320518
>body mods
no
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>>36320518
>step 1, take drugs to numb pain (uppers downers anything you can get your hands on, i recommend meth)
>get x-acto knife and cut big lines on each side of your mouth that separate your top and bottom row of teeth
>throw acid on face
done
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>>36320518
Op are you going to be skullface w/mask or without?
>tfw no deformed bf to play you like a damn fiddle

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How the hell do people meet new people, let alone meet cute girls?

Do you just walk up to people in public or something? Cause I've never fucking understood this.

I'm a NEET and the few friends that I do have never want to do anything, so is there anything that I *can* do to make new friends?
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You have to have friends to find new friends.

You have to a have work experience to find a new job.

You have to have relationship experience to find a new gf.
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I was wondering this too.

Perhaps if I go and sit in McDonalds with my Nintendo Switch in table mode I can entice people into my trap...
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You could try joining some sort of club, but probably the people there would realize you're weird and boring and shun you.

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