QUICK I NEED HELP I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET AND I NEED PICTURES OF SMUG ANIME GIRLS TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE
PIC RELATED IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE
Smug aqua
>>36331106
Thank you, that is a very good smug anime girl.
>>36331087
But that's not even a smug anime girl, that's an anime girl with a gun, it belongs in another folder entirely you stupid twat.
You can have this common one, I'm both giving it and directing it at you.
Need to know, thanks.
>>36331076
Bro FUCK celexa
That shit used to make me blackout & do crazy shit
>>36331142
Really? I was on it and it helped with anxiety, tried to get off it for a few months but anxiety got worse but now I wanna try CBd and wanna make sure its safe
>>36331142
REAIIIIIIY?
I am a degenerate who sleeps with hookers. Ask me anything
and im a degenerate who dont sleep with hookers, you ask me anything
>>36331028
>>36331007
i'm also a degenerate and i should be asleep but i'm not
ask me ANYTHING
>>36331028
What makes you a degenerate? Why don't you sleep with pros?
>girl at work send a photo of me to her single friend
>she said i'm pretty cute
Whats that mean?
>>36330992
u gay senpai
>>36330992
make a move senpai
>>36330992
It means you're pretty cute.
Why is my cholesterol sky high? I'm 5'10 and 155 lbs. I need to get this shit under control. What do?
Why don't you ask your doctor, you moron.
>>36330991
my doctor got his medical degree in the dominican republic
You can control it a little bit through exercise and diet. But also you produce it yourself. You may just have bad genetics in which case you'll have to take a pill
>tfw no qt middle-eastern gf with big juicy tits
Why even life?
>no dom gf to peg my supple bussy
already bought the gun
I wanna sniff that stubbly pit, no doubt it's spicy and delicious.
Do you have any more pictures of her for your anonymous friends?
How do I start up a texting conversation with someone after nearly two days? I'm a dumb fembot helpppp
>>36330784
you text me instead haha
>>36330793
No. can I get real advice?
>fembot
It doesn't really matter what you say, literally any response is fine.
Make sure you are the one initiating conversations, or it will seem like you aren't interested.
Last thread got deleted edition
Here's mine
Oreganic
smells originally good
>>36330776
here's a template since people tend to ask for one
What's your record for most faps in one day?
>7
20+ I believe. I was still able to cum each time.
>>36330686
damn I'm dry after 2-3
>>36330676
2, but i came 3 times each
Who else trolls horny guys on omegle? I know it's mean but I can't stop myself
Your reply to his reply ratio wasnt in your favour though, it was a fail troll
>blueballing horny guys for fun on omegle
Been there, done that.
>>36330672
you're a failure
friendly remember to sage shit threads like this one
Why are people in this world so mean?
boi he cracked it's always fucked
>>36330651
because ur ugly
Someone made a pepe school out of it already?
Which board?
>been sending text messages to my onitis crush for the past two months and shes been answering even if she sometiems takes like 5 hours to reply
>last monday i invited her out to go to the movies and see the new fast and furious movie since i saw on an years-old facebook post that she really likes those movies
>she says yes, lets go
>i tell her to telll me which day she has free time and she says shell let me now
>im a super creep and stalk her outside her house on a car she doesnt recognize
>thursday i saw how a dude went to her house to pick her up at 8pm
>they went to the movies to see the film
>they got back at 12pm
So ive been mega depressed for the past weekend r9k, literally feel like just kidnapping her and making her my slave or something
How can i just get over her before i go and commit a crime and go to prison for life?
why are you so obsessed with girls
The solution is simple.
>Purchase shotgun
>Purchase 00 buckshot
>Load shotgun
>Put shotgun in mouth
>Aim at a slight angle
>Pull trigger
>>36330645
idk , and thats the problem, i literally think about her every fucking minute of my day, everything i do i think about her and envision conversations with her all day
So what does /r9k/ think about these normie """dank memes"""
fucking normie memes
>>36330618
They stole the word "normie" and that made me upset.
Also I know that you know what /r9k/'s opinions are about normie memes.
No, I'm glad I have a robot discord so I don't deal with that
>tfw no sexy lamia gf to jerk you off with the end of her warm, slimey tail
Why live, robots?
Did the monster girl thread earlier (probably still up) trigger this anon?
>>36330596
Not really just a constant thought in my head,
I really hope genetic engineering gets advanced enough to where it's possible for lamias to be created within in my life time to make enduring through the SJWs worth it.
>>36330646
Same thing here palBut for either harpies or me wife instead
Are you a tits man or an ass man?
Which do you prefer?
Just to be contrary, legs.
But tits are nice.
Ass for me, man
Don't even have much reasoning behind it I just naturally like em more I guess
>tfw no flat chest but nice nice butt gf
Tits are for the couch, ass is for the bedroom