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QUICK I NEED HELP I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET AND I NEED PICTURES OF SMUG ANIME GIRLS TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE

PIC RELATED IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE
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Smug aqua
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>>36331106
Thank you, that is a very good smug anime girl.
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>>36331087
But that's not even a smug anime girl, that's an anime girl with a gun, it belongs in another folder entirely you stupid twat.
You can have this common one, I'm both giving it and directing it at you.

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Need to know, thanks.
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>>36331076
Bro FUCK celexa
That shit used to make me blackout & do crazy shit
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>>36331142

Really? I was on it and it helped with anxiety, tried to get off it for a few months but anxiety got worse but now I wanna try CBd and wanna make sure its safe
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>>36331142

REAIIIIIIY?

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I am a degenerate who sleeps with hookers. Ask me anything
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and im a degenerate who dont sleep with hookers, you ask me anything
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>>36331028
>>36331007
i'm also a degenerate and i should be asleep but i'm not
ask me ANYTHING
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>>36331028
What makes you a degenerate? Why don't you sleep with pros?

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>girl at work send a photo of me to her single friend
>she said i'm pretty cute

Whats that mean?
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>>36330992
u gay senpai
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>>36330992
make a move senpai
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>>36330992
It means you're pretty cute.

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Why is my cholesterol sky high? I'm 5'10 and 155 lbs. I need to get this shit under control. What do?
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Why don't you ask your doctor, you moron.
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>>36330991
my doctor got his medical degree in the dominican republic
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You can control it a little bit through exercise and diet. But also you produce it yourself. You may just have bad genetics in which case you'll have to take a pill

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>tfw no qt middle-eastern gf with big juicy tits
Why even life?
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>no dom gf to peg my supple bussy

already bought the gun
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I wanna sniff that stubbly pit, no doubt it's spicy and delicious.
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Do you have any more pictures of her for your anonymous friends?

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How do I start up a texting conversation with someone after nearly two days? I'm a dumb fembot helpppp
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>>36330784
you text me instead haha
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>>36330793
No. can I get real advice?
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>fembot

It doesn't really matter what you say, literally any response is fine.

Make sure you are the one initiating conversations, or it will seem like you aren't interested.

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Last thread got deleted edition
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Here's mine

Oreganic
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smells originally good
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>>36330776
here's a template since people tend to ask for one

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What's your record for most faps in one day?

>7
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20+ I believe. I was still able to cum each time.
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>>36330686
damn I'm dry after 2-3
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>>36330676
2, but i came 3 times each

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Who else trolls horny guys on omegle? I know it's mean but I can't stop myself
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Your reply to his reply ratio wasnt in your favour though, it was a fail troll
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>blueballing horny guys for fun on omegle

Been there, done that.
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>>36330672
you're a failure
friendly remember to sage shit threads like this one

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Why are people in this world so mean?
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boi he cracked it's always fucked
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>>36330651
because ur ugly
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Someone made a pepe school out of it already?
Which board?

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>been sending text messages to my onitis crush for the past two months and shes been answering even if she sometiems takes like 5 hours to reply
>last monday i invited her out to go to the movies and see the new fast and furious movie since i saw on an years-old facebook post that she really likes those movies
>she says yes, lets go
>i tell her to telll me which day she has free time and she says shell let me now
>im a super creep and stalk her outside her house on a car she doesnt recognize
>thursday i saw how a dude went to her house to pick her up at 8pm
>they went to the movies to see the film
>they got back at 12pm


So ive been mega depressed for the past weekend r9k, literally feel like just kidnapping her and making her my slave or something

How can i just get over her before i go and commit a crime and go to prison for life?
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why are you so obsessed with girls
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The solution is simple.

>Purchase shotgun
>Purchase 00 buckshot
>Load shotgun
>Put shotgun in mouth
>Aim at a slight angle
>Pull trigger
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>>36330645
idk , and thats the problem, i literally think about her every fucking minute of my day, everything i do i think about her and envision conversations with her all day

So what does /r9k/ think about these normie """dank memes"""
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fucking normie memes
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>>36330618
They stole the word "normie" and that made me upset.

Also I know that you know what /r9k/'s opinions are about normie memes.
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No, I'm glad I have a robot discord so I don't deal with that

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>tfw no sexy lamia gf to jerk you off with the end of her warm, slimey tail

Why live, robots?
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Did the monster girl thread earlier (probably still up) trigger this anon?
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>>36330596
Not really just a constant thought in my head,
I really hope genetic engineering gets advanced enough to where it's possible for lamias to be created within in my life time to make enduring through the SJWs worth it.
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>>36330646
Same thing here pal

But for either harpies or me wife instead

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Are you a tits man or an ass man?

Which do you prefer?
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Just to be contrary, legs.
But tits are nice.
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Ass for me, man

Don't even have much reasoning behind it I just naturally like em more I guess

>tfw no flat chest but nice nice butt gf
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Tits are for the couch, ass is for the bedroom

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