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Kill myself 2017-04-17 05:16:10 Post No.36331438
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Kill myself Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:10 Post No. 36331438 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I kill myself tonight? Should I cut my cartoid artery while sitting in the hot tub

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:49 Post No.36331455
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>>36331438
the fuck is it with all the suicide threads tonight
take those pillz and chillz op.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:21:05 Post No.36331543
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>>36331455
I just realized I'll never obtain heaven so why should I keep on living

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>>36331438

Protip OP - If you don't cut deep enough into your cartoid artery it will not kill you. Make sure you completely sever it, cut it all the way through for good measure.
Honestly I've been thinking of stepping in front of a cuddly train.
pic unrelated.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:15:51 Post No. 36331433 [Report] [View this topic]

>mom opened the monthly candydoIl deIivery gift box

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:47 Post No.36331454
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>>36331433
What in the what box?

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:17:19 Post No.36331469
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>>36331433
This is worse than cuck threads.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:19:16 Post No.36331507
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>>36331454
Clothes, VIP sets and autographed portraits.

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:15:05 Post No. 36331411 [Report] [View this topic]

>Taking group pic with friends
>Girl I'm kind of into stands next to me and puts her arm around me
>Just noticed I didn't do it back

DAMMIT

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:40 Post No.36331451
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>2017 /r9k/ problems

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>>36331411
youre fucking lucky you fucking bastard you.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:19:54 Post No.36331519
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>>36331493

How so? She was practically screaming at me.

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:11:37 Post No. 36331333 [Report] [View this topic]

>be on a trip rooming with an asian girl and some other guys
>she finds my Japanese girl magazines on top of my desk
>questions me about it
>doesn't talk to me for the rest of the trip

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:12:27 Post No.36331345
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>>36331333
You are one dumb nigger op

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:14:00 Post No.36331385
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>>36331333
Just tell her not to worry because you don't consider asian-americans real asians

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>>36331385
she has a heavy chinese accent

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:11:05 Post No. 36331321 [Report] [View this topic]

>getting haircut
>female barber's thigh touches my knuckles
What's the closest you've ever gotten to sex, /r9k/?
Only losers allowed, I don't wanna see any "me and this girl kissed" bullshit

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:13:49 Post No.36331379
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>>36331321
Once in the eighth grade this hot girl was bent over to get something out of her knapsack and I "accidentally" bumped into her.

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:14:09 Post No.36331388 [Report]

My hand brushed against a cute cashiers the other day while I was receiving change. It felt pretty good.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:15:04 Post No.36331410
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>>36331321
I have fingered a girl
I made out with a girl last weekend

I was a KV a year ago senpai

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:06:55 Post No. 36331237 [Report] [View this topic]

How was your second love compared to your first?
I can't see looking forward to it again.

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Canaduhfag. 2017-04-17 05:07:55 Post No.36331256
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>>36331237
Honestly, Ive been in "love" 5 times. 1st is the most special but we were terrible for eachother. Number 4 its been over a year and Im still not over her. I'm on number 5 but I dont think I can love her back because she's so in love with me.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:12:12 Post No.36331341
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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:12:12 Post No.36331341 [Report]

Each experience is different. When you fall in love with someone new you look forward to it again. If you're still caught up on the last one I can understand feeling the way you do, but assuming your first ended badly you look forward to the fact that with the next person it will be better.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:12:43 Post No.36331350
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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:12:43 Post No.36331350 [Report]

Honestly, my first love was when I was in grade 8. I was truly in love with her. But I realized she was only using me and I was a broken mess. I was so spergy after that I get embarrassed to think about it or think about the people who witnessed it are still alive.

My second love happened in grade 11. It was an online rs.

We broke up November 2015 and it still affects me.

I still love her. So yes it is possible to love your 2nd love more than your first.

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:06:40 Post No. 36331229 [Report] [View this topic]

35 decides what I text my brother across the room

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>>36331229
Fuck it I'll bite.
Send your brother pic related

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:18 Post No.36331441
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Ay dude you're a bretty cool dude

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This here originally

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2017-04-17 05:05:46 Post No.36331217
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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:05:46 Post No. 36331217 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw 4chan's fucked my life up
Everything I used to find offensive or gross, I now enjoy. Everything that I would once think of someone as "sick" for enjoying, I find attractive. I can't even speak in real life because I spew buzzwords like "autistic" and I act too aggressive in conversation.

Fucking hell, I wanna leave but the damage is done anyway

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:09:18 Post No.36331286
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>>36331217
>I act too aggressive in conversation

Lmfaooooooo senpai
I know this feel

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:14:55 Post No.36331406
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>>36331381
>i can't even post a thread without fucking up
well, just kill me then

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:16:21 Post No.36331444
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>>36331217
>4chan's fucked my life up
no anon, you just kept coming back because ultimately this is who you are

this is who we are

there was never a way out

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MinisterOfMilk 2017-04-17 05:05:22 Post No. 36331201 [Report] [View this topic]

Lactation thread. Porn, inducing advice, discussion, fantasies, etc. Stop by if your thirsty.

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MinisterOfMilk 2017-04-17 05:06:15 Post No.36331222
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If people bump, post, share etc. I'll post more frequently. Sometimes these threads just don't pick up steam.

MinisterOfMilk 2017-04-17 05:07:13 Post No.36331243
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>>36331222
Tfw you get trips :)

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i've got nothing clever too say tonight.

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Is this girl into me? 2017-04-17 05:04:21 Post No.36331179
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Is this girl into me? Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:04:21 Post No. 36331179 [Report] [View this topic]

At the beginning of this year I met a girl who I fell in love with at first sight and slowly through the year we've talked more and more. Recently in the past week or two she has become very responsive when sometimes she would take days to respond and we have hung out two times. Yesterday we went to eat together one on one but she drove and the goodbye was kind of awkward. I'm not sure if I am friend zoned or if there is a possibility of a romantic relationship if I make a move. She is somewhere in the 7-8 range and I am like a 3-5

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:05:09 Post No.36331197
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>>36331179
Meant beginning of the academic year

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you have a VERY narrow window to establish the fact you want a romantic relationship. if this passes, it's over for you.

Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:08:47 Post No.36331272
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>>36331227
Well we were texting constantly and no response today for the past 6 hours. I'm afraid I already missed it by fucking up somehow last night even though we talked for two hours straight with no weird moments or anything

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:03:56 Post No. 36331169 [Report] [View this topic]

is there a cure for the virgin walk?

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:05:44 Post No.36331215
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I enjoy how every time I see this more detail is added
>tfw lost virginity at 15

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>inb4 getting laid
Only realistic solutions pls.

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>>36331169
>>36331255
Lift. If you lift with proper form your posture should pretty much fix itself.

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Cafeteria Shame Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:02:45 Post No. 36331150 [Report] [View this topic]

How did you spend your lunch periods in high school?

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:03:59 Post No.36331172
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In the library on computers playing uo, before they blocked .exes :(

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>>36331150
being a beta orbiter, trying to get qt girls to touch me as it was the only thing that made me feel human.

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The paraplegic/ dystrophy kid felt sorry for me and would roll next to me at the empty lunch table.

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:01:43 Post No. 36331132 [Report] [View this topic]

One of my friend ask me for my sperm since she getting old.What should I do? Do i have to pay child support if im still living with my parent? Is this worth it for a threesome?

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:03:05 Post No.36331157
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Op here, the degeneration is making me hard.

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>>36331132
this is the first time i've seen andrew jackson jihad referenced in the wild. nice to meet you sir

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>>36331191
Came to post about OP's music taste as well

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:00:48 Post No. 36331111 [Report] [View this topic]

yo kid give me your wallet or i cut your dick off
*unsheathes katana*

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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:35:33 Post No.36331833
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Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:35:33 Post No.36331833 [Report]

Who needs money when you got those digits?

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>>36331833
*teleports behind you*
"NOTHING PERSONNEL KID"
*cuts you in half*

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holy shit quads with 2 dubs replies

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why do you guys want a gf? 2017-04-17 05:00:04 Post No.36331096
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why do you guys want a gf? Anonymous 2017-04-17 05:00:04 Post No. 36331096 [Report] [View this topic]

what's the big deal? you get a gf right, you "love" her for a bit you spend time together you kiss, have sex, you start to change as a person because of one person. you have to worry about how someone else lives not to mention having a kid which I personally think is one of the most selfish things you can do since you're literally forcing another person, against their will, to live in this piece of shit world and either work their ass off and never truly be happy or become homeless until they die. then you inevitably break up and most likely still have some beef with each other or just cut each other off. Why not just settle for friends? why do you even bother with women? if you want a girl in your life you are 100% better off having a best friend that is a girl. the time you spend together would be so much more pleasant you don't have to change who you are to satisfy their needs you don't need to worry about putting food in their mouths. you can share your true thoughts about things without worrying about how it will affect your relationship unless its some really fucked up shit. plus if the girl is truly your best friend she will be with you to support you until the end and you will do the same hopefully. face it guys the power of friendship is stronger than the power of "love".

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Silly Christian bale poster, you cant be friends with women :D

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>>36331168
let me ask you this then. what's easier to obtain? a gf? or a female friend?

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You're probably right anon but love is a strong chemical makes you feel and act irrationaly.

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