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>Want to analbate
>No privacy anywhere in the house to do so because of overnosey parents towards locked doors and any kinds of sounds, and it is loud and messy
I've been leaking precum all day, this is hell and there's no way to get them out of here and I have nowhere to go
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Just go in the bathroom and have a tug you fag
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>>36338695
Park behind an abandoned strip mall or a Walmart and do it there like the rest of us, you pleb.
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I'd like her to beat the shit out of me.
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>Have almost zero friends until the age of 8
>Meet fellow weird kid at pool, let's call him Anon
>Me and Anon were best pals, occasionally bordering on the homoerotic but that's another story
>He introduces me to some guys who would later become my other best friends
>Anon starts doing pot around age 14
>Didn't think much about it, it's just weed
>Gets lazier and dumber over the years
>Starts dealing a few months ago
>Some punk robs him, he tells me he's planning on getting "revenge"
>Try to talk him out of it, he does it anyway
>Two nights ago couple of dudes break into his apartment, bust his computer, drum kit, assault him with a crowbar
>He's in the hospital rn in critical condition, alive but been unconscious ever since the incident
I'm worried about him
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>>36338669
His fault for being a druggie and your fault for not getting him to stop/stop being his friend
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thats his own stupid fault OP. drugs are for morons and i hope you "friend" doesnt make it
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>>36338669
putting a fork in an outlet like that won't even kill you
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How does one get a shy busty titcow anons?
Did you ever know any titcows?
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>>36338614
titcows are usually more degenerate than the average woman, also they're ugly.
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>>36338614
I'm in an LDR with one
shes a kv too
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>busty titcow
Yes
>SHY busty titcow
Keked. No, they are in for popular at all costs in my experience.
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Hey guys I have an interview for a helpdesk position in an hour and 30 minutes.
What can I say to guarantee my position in this company?I've been homeless and unemployed for the past 3 months and if I don't get this job I will probably an hero
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No you won't and hero and you will continue living your homeless but that ik alive because you won't return to the normal nothing was lost nothing was gained their ultimatum is a bluff and you are a coward and we'll never get the job
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>>36338632
wat.
r u high on drugs u focking nigger?
everything was lost and nothing was gained.
not even a shitty 15 an hour job.
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arcanine pls.
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Mewtwo: "Mew, I am obviously bigger and stronger than you, in the anime, the pokemon movies and the games too. You're too small and weak, HaHaHaHaHa"1/3
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Mew: "Oh yeah? But I got the bigger dick, now STFU and suck my schlong you lil bitch"
Mewtwo: *slurp* *slurp* *choke* *slurp* *mouth full of cum*
two outta 3
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Mew: "You think I was over? Nah, I'm just getting started you slut. Now transform into your mega Y form cause you look girlier in it, bend over against the wall and stick out that fat manwhore butt. NOWW!!"
Mewtwo: "o-o-okay" *does all those things*
Mew: *Starts nailing that excuse of a man into submission* "Now say who's your daddy?"
Mewtwo: "ahn aaah. I-I apologize for mocking you earlier. I-I won't do it again I-I swear"
Mew: "I SAID.. WHO'S YOUR FUCKING DADDY YOU WORTHLESS COCKSLEEVE??"
Mewtwo: "HNNNH AAAAAHHH. YOU. YOU'RE MY DADDY. I AM YOUR FUCK PROPERTY. NOW PLEASE BREED ME HARDER, MASTER!!"
Mew: "That's my little good girl. I own your ass and you. ooh, OOH I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna shoot my load, Mewtwo! Deep inside your phat slutty man buns!! GET READY!!!" *FILLS HIS ANAL WALLS WITH HIS MANJUICE*
Mewtwo: *pants* *pants* *while laying flat on his stomach on the floor all exausted like a used up sexdoll*
Mew: That was good, you fat-assed male cumdump. We're gonna keep doing this once a day everyday so you'll better get used to this giant throbbing REAL cock! And next time I'll buy you some make-up and girly outfits and lingerie. Now go take a shower and wash that fuckboi cavity from all my man sperm planted in the insides of it. As for me, I'm gonna go take care of some REAL men business"
Mewtwo: :O ;_; okay pappy :* :* :*
three/3
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>>36338557
why is mewtwo circumcised
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who else /only friend is a cat/ here?
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>>36338538
I don't even have a cat. You lucky bastard.
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not a cat, but a dog, mans best friend
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I miss having a cat more than gf I think. Cats are at least quiet and tend to know when you have feels.
>when the heroin kicks in
oh man.....
what are you on tonight robots?
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Noth1ng. >>>/adv/
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>>36338432
Just smoked like two bongs followed by a joint and am preeeety high bruh. Bumping 2pac and about to have an egg sandwich with some ice tea. Ah, the life of a NEET.
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im jealous my h connect is in jail. i got hydro and kratom tho.
yesterday i did a sick ass combo of dust and xans for my family xmas party and drank while i was there. normally i cant talk to anyone very much but i was social as hell and playing games outside. good times.
today im just doing kratom and i might have a beer. i did cid friday but im getting bored of it and will probably just microdose the rest of it. atm dust is cooler than it.
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"So Anon, I looked at the website you were talking about. Would you elaborate why you visit this website frequently? I just saw a bunch of crying frogs and women with penises."
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>>36338408
>Would you elaborate why you visit this website frequently?
I'm a pathetic piece of shit
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i cracked up at crying frogs.
Ha. normie
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>>36338408
It's my only means of human interaction.
>Why not visit a more healthy site and socialise
I'm too ugly
>Ohh
>Yeah your probably right, stay ananamoose
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Guys I feel sick
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>>36338402
teII me where he touched you anon
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How sick do you feel?
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>>36338519
Pretty sick. I think I should just sleep today
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Racists vs snobs edition
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>>36338382
It has been for a while, it's only now they are getting good at it.
It's also like football, the government is investing massively so that they can catch up and be relevant at a sport they aren't traditionally good at.
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> racism is low class.
Lol wtf. My parent just bought a 6 bedroom house and when I asked "what you doing with all those bedrooms" my mum said "we thought we'd take in some refugees" then burst out laughing.
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>watch a streamer
>only gets like 30 regular viewers
>still treats the channel like it has 500
>fancy graphics and shit
>'donation goal' has been on screen for days with no donations
i actually like him but it's rather sad
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So, how was your first crush? what is she doing now?
I remember that moment when i saw her fagbook profile and saw she is in ((((couple)))) with local chad. At 14. yeye
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Saw her just now for the first time in 4yrs. She wore vermillion. Choked up Realizing I have truly lost her.
Will probably die Virgin.
Maybe it's for the best.
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>>36338390
>(((couple)))
What did he mean by this?
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>>36338390
This was my first crush. I'm not joking. I never stood a chance in thid world.
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>April 17, 2017
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Where did time go, OP.
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>>36338387
What? I seriously thought we're still in the first half of April.
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>>36338387
spare some change for all my pains?
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How does /r9k/ feel about vegetarianism?
Recently I've just been thinking that meat's kinda fucked up and unnecessary nowadays.
I specifically remember finding meat as a general concept gross when I was younger but I kind of got used to it because I realised it was expected that I eat it. Now I'm living alone and can make my own decision though I guess...
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makes perfect sense on utilitarian grounds
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>>36338337
Having tried it once, I was surprised at how much meat substitutes were like the real thing
I might not eat meat if there were more variety in quality substitutes and they were cheaper
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Although male masculinity is associated with health benefits, it is also associated with negative personality traits and behaviors. For example, high-testosterone men are less likely to marry, more likely to divorce and have more marital problems than lower testosterone men (Booth & Dabbs, 1993).
Men with higher testosterone are also less likely to feel a need to respond to infant cries than men with lower testosterone (Fleming, Corter, Stallings & Steiner, 2002). Masculine male faces are also ascribed antisocial traits, such as low warmth, low emotionality, dishonesty, low cooperativeness and poor quality as a parent (Boothroyd, Jones, Burt & Perrett, 2007; Perrett et al., 1998). Masculine men are also perceived to have more interest in short-term than in long-term relationships (Kruger, 2006), and masculine men have more short-term, but not long-term, partners than feminine men do (Rhodes, Simmons & Peters, 2005).
Attraction to masculinity is a function of the tradeoffs between the benefits of greater genetic health and the costs of lower investment in relationships and children (Fink & Penton-Voak, 2002; Gangestad & Simpson, 2000; Little, Jones, Penton-Voak, Burt & Perrett, 2002).
Factors that affect the relative importance of these costs and benefits affect this tradeoff. For example, the benefits of genetic health for offspring can only be attained when women are able to conceive and preferences for masculine traits are accordingly greater when conception risk is high (for reviews, see Fink & Penton-Voak, 2002; Gangestad & Simpson, 2000; Gangestad & Thornhill, 2008; Jones et al., 2008). Additionally, the paternal investment costs associated with partnering with a masculine man are less important in short-term relationships than in long-term relationships. Accordingly, women prefer more masculine men for short-term than for long-term relationships (Burt et al., 2007; Little et al., 2002; Little, Cohen, Jones & Belsky, 2007
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Interesting what is the source anon?
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Another red pill thread?
But please this time say something we don't know okay? We all know this alpha-high test-bad boy shit
Have a nice day sir. :3
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Alpha fux beta bux the research with sources
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Fuck, Marry, Killoriginale
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>>36338220
Give me my gay jewess pleeeeeaaaase
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>>36338232
Fuck me reroll I don't want a literal underage whore
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>3,2,1
which does not seem all that original