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NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW GIMME PUSSY TO SHOVE MY DICK INTO

REERRRRREEERERRREEEEE

No, you don't. It's not worth it.

>>36343472
How so? Is there anything more pleasurable than the feeling of vagina around your penis?

Back in high school I was put on Zoloft for a while but I had to get switched to other stuff because of the side effects. I was constantly super nervous and jittery and it completely killed my sex drive and ability to get an erection.

i took 100mg of that crap daily for a year. literally did nothing.

>>36342940
I've been on 200 mg for a year now. Helps a lot with my anxiety and depression, but it was sort of over-medicating me so they dropped it down to 150. Works best in tandem with something like abilify though

>>36342829
You have the homosexuality mental disorder. With regular beef injections in the ass you can live a normal life.

>don't feel as though I have a set identity. I feel as though I craft my personality based off of others, films, tv shows actors etc

Everybody does that to some extent. There is no "you" that exists independently of your genetics and conditioning.

>>36342829

It's called being a narcissistic faggot. You aren't special because of these BS problems.

Idk man, haircuts are my worst nightmare

Go to a barber and say "trim it please".

They will also clean up your neckbeard. I reccommend getting drunk first, to eliminate the nervousness that comes with it. Don't go to supercuts or a salon, that is for gays. Only barber shops.If you live in a shitty neighborhood there's probably one in walking distance.

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>>36342811
>go to uni in the city
>climb down the stairs and walk into the barber shop
>women behind the desk gives me a look of digust
>trim it, please
>she sighs
>uhh ok have a seat
>5 minutes of silence broken by nervous sweating other horrendous body odor I can't control
>m-maybe I'm just imagining it
>heart rate at light speed
>finally it's all over, pay and leave
>h-have a nice day
>trip up the stairs on the way out

Math.

There is no other valid answer.

>>36342715
Physics and astronomy have the highest average IQ scores.

But it depends on which classes you take. If you did that Math 55 shit, it would be one class alone that's harder than any combined course.

>>36342715
Gender studies. It'd be almost impossible to sit through that shit.

>>36342586
if you want to mine crypto you need to get some real power
a single kiddie gaming rig will earn you squat

You're about 8 years too late you retarded virgin.

>>36342615
>a single kiddie gaming rig will earn you squat
I kind of expected that, but is there any other alternative to gain bitcoin other than mining?

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>>36342469
comparison

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>>36342490
>>36342469
Something like that I guess. origigigii

Nice job anon. Will totally save when I use my other phone.

I don't fit on the graph at all.

Shit graph.

>>36342435
I'm not particularly healthy, nor am I wealthy. I also have no meaningful romantic or even familial relationships in my life so I doubt I can speak of any "love"

>>36342435
>Unhealthy
>Broke
>Unloved

Right now I'm trying to work out why I don't just step in front of a train.

>>36342297
Falling down stairs

>>36342297
>drinking alcohol, drugs in general
>fear that someone i know IRL will read my posts on /r9k/
>heights
>fear that i might have cancer or something and don't even know about it
>fear that that someone is filming me and puts it on the internet
>showing my 'real personality' to other people
>fear I will become a total brainlet from excessive use of digital media
>apocalypse caused by some extraterrestrial shit like a gamma-ray burst or a meteorite
>death (original)

fear this thread will die after only 3 replies

>>36342173
Sounds pretty alpha, OP
Keep it up, don't feel guilty. She most likely would have done the same to you given the chance and enough time, they all would. Always cheat on them before they cheat on you. That way you're not humiliated and an omega-tier shitter who cries and whines when their gf cheats on them.

>>36342173
You are human trash. Cheating is terrible.

>>36342173
You fucking faggot consider the rope

This is even more annoying when they have a moustache
How the fuck do they not see that?

Mustache is far, far worse

>>36342160
>>36342215
>>36342120
It's usually Mexican chicks that are hairy. Although I used to work with a white girl who looked like a young Jennifer Connelly but one day a coworker pointed out how hairy her arms were and it killed any attraction I had for her.

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>>36342085
Smoke a heavy indica strain.

try different diets on it

for me only being vegan worked. vegan + sardines. not memeing either i tried everything

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Cornflakes. It's literally why they were invented.

>>36342073
Engineer :^)

>t. /sci/

>>36342107

This. But lube up your ass beforehand.

>>36342073
Pretty much everything since math is one of the most useless "skills" imaginable.

>>36342014
It's been snowing here and I absolutely hate it. I have to get up at 5am and then go outside into the cold, for work. It's supposed to be warm and pleasant. I hate this.

>>36342026
Where do you live? I haven't seen snow here since late February, usually March receives some snow.

>>36342014
It's been in the 80's (F, obviously) for about a month now. It's not even sprig anymore here, it's summer.

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>mommy's new Chad boyfriend has to babysit me for the day
>he cooks rice and vegetables saying I need to eat healthy
>won't eat them
>can't even keep it in my mouth without spitting it out
>REEEEEE every time he tries to make me eat it
>won't just get me McDonalds for lunch
>"Okay fine, you can just fucking starve!"
>starve for lunch and for supper
>mommy gets home at end of day
>tell her what happened
>"How could you let Anon starve like that you know he has a sensitive palate due to his autism!"
>Chad starts yelling that I'm never gonna grow up if she keeps coddling me like this
>"Fine, if you can't handle my son this relationship is over."
>Chad starts crying and saying he's sorry but that's not enough to get mommy back
>mfw mommy finally takes me to McDonalds
>mfw she lets me get a double order of everything because I'm extra hungry

>>36342008
>he has a mom
Count yourself lucky you whiny little turd

>>36342099
Fuck off you fat autist