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>fat
>manlet
>balding
>ugly
>acne
There's literally no redeeming factors about me
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appearance is relatively easy to fix anon. It's more of a confidence boost when you're working on it and trying to improve other stuff. If I may give advice might I suggest learning something constantly to keep your mind sane
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At least you don't have autism so bad you are a 30 year old who hasn't spoken to anyone new in 15 years.
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>l PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
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>>36343748
Eyes, it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache. if the pain goes on, REEE3EE!!!!
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>>36343748
ASSSSSSSSSSS!
IT'S THE ONLYTHING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE!
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>>36343748
NIGGERS BUFFET
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i just fucking realized that the logo is a 4 leaved clover because they supposedly bring good fortune
fortune
4tune
4chan
mfw (pic unrelated)
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>>36343733
What? No way
Look at this place
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Stay woke. I had no idea
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Yo check this out xD
Why do black people have better memes than whites?
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>when the thing happens
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>>36343680
thats true, also dont know why. i guess its mostly because their use of language is funny to us.
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>>36343680
Black twitter/facebook was never funny.
Now its all wannabe Trump memes and jokes about #notmypresident and its actual aids
Jordan is better
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Wagies never learn
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4417896/Google-Hire-tool-allow-employers-search-history.html
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>>36343622
NINE
TEEN
EIGHTY
FOUR
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>>36343622
So google doesn't want people to be hired anywhere anymore?
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>>36344011
They just want turbo normies to get hired
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tell us about that tittymonster who was controlling your dick throughout highschool
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>>36343608
she was a beautiful aryan goddess
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>>36343608
>french name
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>big ass titties
>dissapointing ass but I didn't give a fuck
>she has a boyfriend
kill me bois
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>>36343608
>tell us about that tittymonster who was controlling your dick throughout highschool
you mean mummy :)
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How come when I see a hot girl I want to get her pregnant?
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>>36343540
me too anon
i dont usually tell everyone because they would think im weird
and everyone expects be to go out, have fun, be a normie
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>>36343540
Your beastly instimcts want to reproduce and grant your children the beauty genes the hot girl has, to ensure your babies will grow to be as hot and make other human beings want to reproduce with them.
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>>36343540
You are a cuck
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>dick touches toilet seat when i take a shit
>it gets infected
>need to lube it everyday now
be warned robots
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>put toilet paper between dick and toilet seat
>dick still touches the bowl
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>>36343517
>dick touches toilet seat
this happened to me, and I immediately got paranoid as fuck., and washed my dick like crazy. it was only like a millisecond of contact, so I don't know if I'm infected or not.
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>>36343517
>having a dick big enough to do that accidentally
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How to naturally thin your blood?
I know that I could search on Google, but discussing on a forum is a little bit more cozy
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>>36343473
Then why don't you go on a forum ?
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>>36343473
Aspirin is a blood thinner my man
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>>36343473
eat shit. worked for me.
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god damn i love not being fat
hbu robots?
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>>36343344
BMI over 30 checking in.
Get out ree.
You've no excuse.
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>>36343344
>1118
>not fat
stop lying
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Twink faggot.
First impression of me?
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You are a wigger.
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>>36343339
I'd place the tip of my cock on your tongue...
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you are a basic bitch (that i would like to bang)
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I think I fucked up /r9k/
>download tinder
>ugly as fuck but try and put some pictures where i don't look like i want to kill myself up
>swipe relentless for weeks / months
>all bots / people that don't reply and very few even at that
>finally match with a girl
>profile says something about memes, she's kinda chubby but pretty face
>invites me over after a bit of small talk for netflix
>oh boy this is it i'm going to lose my virginity
>shower, get nice, put on a tie (don't ask why)
>go over to her house
>she asks why i'm wearing a tie
>i say i'm not sure then take it off embarrassed
>we go upstairs to her room, she's wearing a skirt and it's short, really appealing
>this is it
>she starts to put on some horror movie on netflix then says she's going downstairs to get a drink, tells me to make myself comfortable
>i take that as an invitation
>as soon as she leaves the room i take off all my clothes and lay naked on her bed like a starfish
>she walks back into the room and instead of joining me like i expected her to she just looked at me for 1 second then said
>"anon what the fuck are you doing? why are you naked? gross wtf?"
>thought everything was going well
>she tells me to put my clothes on and get out
>i leave and say sorry like 20 times and tell her it was an accident
>get in my car and message her " was it the tie?"
>drove home
>went to message her again
>she deleted me
What the fuck is wrong with me? I want to kill myself i'm afraid she's going to dox me and tell my family or something.
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>>36343282
>Put on a tie
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>>36343282
Just do what I do and never assume that anyone ever wants anything to ever do with me.
Also have fun being a sex offender.
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Holy fuck OP what is wrong with you?
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...I'm too much of a robot for r9k...
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it makes me tremble in fear of social interaction just to post this thread
help me, 4chan is the closest I've ever gotten in my life to talking to people and now my social anxiety has gotten so bad i'm slowly loosing the ability to post
I don't want to lose you guys
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I used to be too nervous to post stuff on the internet but I got over it. Probably because it's pretty much my only social interaction and it's infinitely easier than in person interaction
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well the best thing about posting here is that even if you do something stupid you can just leave the thread/board and it won't be traced back to you.
that's why I like it. I don't have a discord/forum account/steam profile that isn't completely private. I hate leaving any kind of social imprints.
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Don't worry mate. You are accepted here!
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>just poured a can of Dr Pepper down the drain
TODAY WE MAKE A CHANGE
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>>36343140
*pulls another can out of the fridge and drinks it*
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>>36343140
Good for you (Original)
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>>36343140
After a while of drinking only water you get used to it.
I always order water at restaurants, as retarded as it sounds, I dont even crave sodas.
Sometimes I let myself get a fruit shake.
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Let's just be honest, a lot of us have always wanted to dress like pic related because it looks cool and hot young roasties are attracted to it. Reason I'm not dressing like that is because I'm fat and poor. Zumiez/pacsun fashion only fits certain people.
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>tfw it costs so much to wear what roasties love
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>>36343088
I'm 6'2 and weigh 255lbs and all my clothes are from tilly's/pacsun. they do have clothes for us fatties
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That look is fucking retarded. This is not how an adult should dress