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Femanons.

Left or right?
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>>36344874
Let me see their bank accounts
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left of course, why would like an insecure cuckold :^)
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kek, who is creating these? i can already feel the triggering this post will cause

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>be me 2 years ago
>making 80k/year
>chad-tier /fit/
>happy
>banged a different Stacey every weekend
>spent my vacations from work traveling to exotic places
>free of stress and anxiety

Me now:

>NEET living with mom in shitty apartment
>depressed
>unemployed
>lack of motivation
>physique slowly deteriorating
>too broke to go out and socialize


I had it all guys, now I have nothing. Who else here /failed normie/?
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STUPID FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT
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What went wrong?

Origamo
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>>36345025
Please no bully anon

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Why does EVERYONE who get married and have kids think THEIR life will be different? Is it cause they think their gf will be the same woman in 10 years?
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They are delusional. >>>/adv/
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>>36344820

Yes but why? Why does everyone? Do they throw statistics down the drain.Thinking they met a unicorn? Being in a relationships of the like no one else has?
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>>36345152
Everything is much easier to look at in hindsight

And love is one helluva drug. When you're under the influence your brain simply does not function as normal.

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>that feel when too stupid to use Linux even though I'm paranoid of government spying and keep my computer unplugged from the internet whenever I'm not actively using the web browser
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>>36344561
the funny thing about that type of people like you OP is how you're worried government spies the fact that you don't do any fucking thing that even slightly matters, all you do is browse a congolese jazz dancing site and social medias, I don't think they are taking screenshots and saving files concerning you or your kind.
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>>36344610
this.
We are what (((they))) want since we're all inactive and just vegetate on our computers and live off of their neetbux
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>>36344610
Do you think surveillance is manually done by bean counters, you stupid fucking nigger?

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What goes through a chestlet's mind when they see a woman like this?
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>>36344525
"I wish Chad was shitting directly into my womb right about now. I want to feel my belly bloat with his waste."
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>>36344525

Nice thumbnail fuckboi.
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>>36344525
In this order
>Jealousy
>Hatred
>Disgust
>Sadness
>Jealousy again
>Hatred
>Loneliness
>A bullet

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Did anyone else find /pols reaction over this guy hilarious? I'm black and literally felt nothing while a bunch of nazis are crying over him
I suppose it's a similar cognitive dissonance to crying over a dead puppy while eating tortured chickens
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No one? Only bump
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fucking psychopath

he was an innocent old man literally picking up cans to help his community on EASTER, what the fuck is your problem.

i might be getting baited because of the "tortured chickens" but if you aren't baiting then seriously kys
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>>36345201
How can you feel anything after watching some of the stuff the cartels are doing
This guy got shot point blank in the head
BAM instant death, no pain
I'm honestly confused by all the reactions

just got cucked,
end me
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>>36344407
Poshel nahui
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>>36344407
With pleasure. Address?
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>>36344407
>cucked

>>>/out/

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who here get treated like a kid?
>22yo
>parents still take my keyboard and mouse so i don't use computer at night
jesus i'm not a fucking kid anymore
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>>36344403
fucking hell
i hate my life even more
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>>36344403
My autistic sister is 26 and addicted to the computer, so at 10:30pm SHARP my dad turns the wifi off so even I get dragged into it.

They tried taking her laptop but she went literal ape and tried beating my mom and treating to break all of our electronics. It's more of a mental illness but she won't go to the psych ward
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>>36344467
Sounds hot. Post pic.

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>mom said if I want a second pizza for lunch I will have to go out and buy it myself
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>>36344325
who eats two pizzas for lunch? Fuck off
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>>36344374
Someone who likes pizza? You're supposed to eat pizza with something else. If you don't want nothing else it's fine to eat two pizzas. It's less than 1000 calories each.
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>>36344325
Have you tried threatening her with violence? That usually works.

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Ask a gymcel anything.
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>>36344313
>"Just start lifting brah!"
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the fuck is a gymcel?
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>>36344369
Incel who thinks gym will save him.

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Alright Robots, its time to answer the most disputed question: Are Traps/Shemales gay? Why or why not?

>pic unrelated
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Technically gay, but understandable why a straight guy would like them.
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Yes, being sexually attracted to someone the same sex and or gender as you is the literal definition of homosexuality.
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>>36344455

This,

You have my support anon.

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>shes not responding boys, My autism fucked me over yet again
How do you reply to this shit? Yes duh I fucking want sex, but no its not the primary thing I care about, if it was I'd go buy a prostitute.

Whats with these entitled as fuck women, the sad thing is even to this roastie I was nothing more then yet another virgin beta.
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she wouldn't have spoken to you that way if she was interested in you. there was no way to answer correctly.
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The correct response was 'No, I want a relationship. What are you on here for?'

Not some weird rambling about how you do want sex and how relationships are harder than sex. Not surprised she didn't reply.
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>>36344130
Well what is badoo? Also you should just roast the bitch. Tell her sex is part of a romantic relationship and if you don't want that you should be on a friend finder not a dating website.

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robots I need help. I finally got a trap girlfriend that i've been with for the past 3 months. Things are moving quickly and I'm feeling overwhelm. Heres my situation

> 23 year old trap
> obsess with me
> Moving to another state and wants to live with me and be my house wife
> starting new career.
> stress because learning a career job also going to live with someone
> Always dream having my own trap gf but now since its a reality i'm scare shitless
> trap making big sacrifices. Quit her job, parents involve paying for hotel , helping us move in with each other
> My parents don't know of anything. Have to lie in order for us to meet up and find apartment in 3 days over the weekend
> trap paying for first and last rent. and paying security posit.
> trap has a job lined up and be paying a fair share for rent
> trap is manipulative and controlling. wants me to buy a iphone to track where i'm at all times
> kind of embarrassed bringing a trap out to dinner or having my family/company find out

What should I do robots?! The ideal of having a trap to nurture me and have sex all the time sounds cool but same time it's going to be stressfull and don't want to jeopardize my career.
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Kill Youself

originally of course
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>>36344314
bump

I need more advice besides the easy way out.
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>>36344480
Dump trap, say he(she what the fugg) is going to fast, is manipulative cut all contact block all everything; you know, the usual procedur. What's so hard?

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can femanons and anons confirm this is accurate?
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It is completely wrong. I made a better one.
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>>36344097
This is the most autistic and or possibly drunk thread I've posted in today.
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>raccoons and crows
>not entirely fucking based as all hell
You put them in the wrong category.
how was this not original

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Women can't be rob-
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-ots.
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>>36343832
>when she met her boyfiriend
-ots.
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>>36343832
She was 30 years old and couldn't even be bothered to write 'are'.

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