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Tell me something good that happened recently.

>walking out of a building
>qt waits to hold the door open for me
>gives me a warm smile and I give one I return
>tfw it made my day
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>download FL studio after years of having great songs in my head that I couldn't create
>it's actually really easy to use
>tfw made a god tier track earlier
It sucks that I sing like shit and my songs have a heavy emphasis on the lyrics, but at least I can make solid background music now.
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>>36344872
Show us anon. Ill give honest feedback
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some of my e-friends and i started playing games together again which we haven't done in awhile.

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Tell me about her, that girl you like
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>>36344802
She's significantly older than me. She left my country and now lives in Europe. Not only did I have a crush on her, I also depended on her for moral and spiritual guidance.

I'm glad she's living the life she wants, but months would go by before I spoke to her again on Facebook.
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There is no girl I like, only many girls I only wish to fuck.
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I fucking hate that worthless bitch I wish i never fucking met her

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I've known this guy for 2 months plus from a language learning app. I feel a real connection with him. He's caring, sweet, and he seems to like me back. He lives over in another country (Canada) and we constantly video call, watch shows and videos together, and he treats me well.

What do I do so I don't scare him? I'm fairly weird and usually keep my hypersexuality down around him.
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>>36344683
You kill yourself, normie
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>>36344720
>normie

blease. i act so fucking idiotic around him. he's native japanese, and i watched the 'history of japan' video, and when they bombed hiroshima and nagasaki, i was so fucking ashamed because i laughed at the noise the bomb made
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pls help ppl

orangina

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I can't do a single situp and I leave in a week I'm fucked edition

Share stories, advice, branch when you leave etc
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You should be browsing >>>/fit/
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Any mental and emotional baggage you want to sort out? >>>/adv/
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I'm leaving for USMC Boot Camp in September. I'm super excited. I hate this fucking area I'm in, the people I'm around, living with my family, working a shit job, etc. I will be finally away. I don't care what MOS I get. I want a combat related job though. Except I have concerns being I'm a grrrlllll. But yeah, I have months to prepare. Maybe talk to your recruiter, OP? Ask him/her if you can get a later ship date. Do you know your knowledge, rank structure, general orders, etc?

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>what is your dieting plan
It s my second day of eating only some whey and apples
I have optimal body fat but I m just wondering how would I look with 3 kilos less
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>>36344470
Been eating under 1700 calories a day. feels clean, feels organic.
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>tfw Im eating delicious european chocolate
>tfw I workout so I can
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Slimming World. Lost 3.5lb last week, probably will have put some on this week though. 1lb or so. I've been a bad boy.

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Lost my rare Pepe folder and only have a few left. Please help me replenish.
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Here's a rare Pepe
Enjoy
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>>36344771
You lost. Have a fun four years.
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>>36344459
I'll give a few

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On 4 250 ug tabs of acid ask me anything.
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>>36344349
how are you even typing then nibba
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>>36344349
Does everything look like sanskrit?

Why are you wasting your time on r9k of all places?about to drop shortly
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>tfw have responsibilities and consistent work to do
>tfw live in a shitty dorm in the middle of a busy campus with a straight-edge roommate
>tfw no friends

>tfw taking psychs is fun but impossible for me to do in my living situation

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Normies killed memes.

memes aren't funny anymore, i heard some dumb girl say "I LOVE MEMES"

can we start hating on memes already?
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No need to hate on memes in general yet, normalfags have their own memes, we have ours.
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>>36344363
then lets start calling it something other than memes to differentiate
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>>36344399
Wouldn't work, everyone would figure out it's just another meme.
what if we obfuscate our mems?

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Got 10k words to write for the end of the week and no motivation, help
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>>36344247
Plagiarize or pay someone to do it for you
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>>36344279
Know a good source for finding essays? Should I search using a chinese engine or something
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>>36344312
What's it about

original

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>move out of parents house to my own apartment
>got a job
>literally all my income goes to rent, utilities, and food

How the fuck do people do this real life shit. I want nothing more than to move back home and have all this money available. I've been working this job for 4 months now and would have a profit of like 6 thousand dollars, but I have only 200 in my bank account because everything went to rent and other bullshit to live. What the literal fuck. It's not even a shitty min wage job either.
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>>36344144
How much do you make, and how much do you spend on rent/food/utilities?
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>>36344144
Spend less money, get a better job.
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>>36344259
after taxes I make 2k a month and my Rent is 1200 plus I spend about 60 dollars a week at the grocery store for food my electric is 80 and my gas is 100. plus car insurance is 100 a month. cell phone is 50 a month. PS+ is 10 a month (3 month plan).

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I started the year at 182 pounds and now I'm down to 140. I look really skinny now and I love it. My method was eating nothing but 500 calories of chicken every day. Nothing else and never more than 500 calories. I love my new skinny body. I love seeing the shape of my ribs through my skin. I love the gaunt look my face has now. Don't give up fatties, you can do it too if you try!
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>>36344093
>chicken
lol r u black?
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How were your bowel movements? We're they easy or hard?
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>>36344907
I pretty much didn't shit the whole time because protein is excreted through urine not feces. Maybe once a week I did a couple of tiny rabbit poo sized ones.

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If you could be any one class from a fantasy game, what class would it be and from what game?
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>>36344079
The cute girl all the guys fawn over.
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>>36344079
Priest always seemed pretty cool to me. I even remember having one of those lame-ass WoW class t-shirts back in middle school, that much I loved my belf priest waifu.
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>>36344079
Assault class Space Marine
>tfw purging heretics using a bomb ass jetpack

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It's Omegle thread time

Lonely hours

Tags: r9k, r9komegle
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someone bls chat
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I'm on omegle right now but I'm trying to get a reddit kid to show me his boipussy
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brumpferino

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The loan shark you borrowed $10,000 dollars from accosts you on the street. He tells you that he is going to break your legs unless you can tell him how many months it will take to pay him back by paying $1000 per month at 9.5% interest compounded at the end of every two months.
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I tell the shark to do his own goddamn homework and GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36343963
>Middle School level math
OP....
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A loan shark wouldn't charge you lower interest than Amex dumb sharkposter

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Why did being an atheist stop being cool
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>>36343749
HAHA fedora faggot BTFO
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stop making these threads you weeb
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>>36343762
stop bullying me

>>36343764
but this is my first time making this thread

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