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>>39294939
If you're 20+ and haven't been on a date before, you're an aspie.

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Do you like wrasslin, paintball, airsoft, or MMA?

>>39294951
That (sadly) explains some things...

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>>39294902
Now she's getting plowed by Chad after having to force herself to pretend to enjoy masturbating to you

>>39294926
but when does she sleep :o

I'm in a LDR and we never masturbate via videochat. We did at first, before we visited each other. I don't mind, because I don't even feel like masturbating, since this LDR is making me sad.

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>>39294862
>Now I would rather if she was not around
Make sure your doors are locked roastie

>>39294862
I know that feeling sadly too well anon...

>>39294895
I know this feeling very well. Pure rage.

>>39294855
at least you go on dates you fucking nigger, where the fuck are mine?

And stop talking about 'femanon's, there are no women on the internet you fucking retard

>>39294855
narrate the date, please

>>39294855
>Be you
>Talk to girls
>Go on several dates
>Be me
>Talk to one girl
>Feel huge accomplishment at just asking her out
>Like, greatest life achievement huge
>Flake last second because autism too strong
>Cry for 2 days
Damn man, your dating life sure seems hard.

you should take competitive dicksucking, oh right.. your mom is the unbeatable champ!

you stupid sissy faggot kys right now

>>39294844
There aren't any drawbacks, so why the fuck not

>>39295176
Ah yes there is.

Snorting lines at 2am and keyed up as fuck so not as comfy but still comfy.
What's good my friend?

i did this last night but i also opened up all my windows and smoked half a pack of cigarettes in my living room

i wouldn't recommend it desu

>>39294823
It's all good right now. Taking a break to cut myself from all the things I should be doing but still haven't.

>>39294850
No? Why not? I bet it was enjoyable while you were doing it. Y'gotta do shit like this occasions at least.

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time to post the fuck up nigga establish squaters rites, create power of attorney over her if you can, create a will for her that you encrypt and edit

youre such a good boy

>>39294817
>single mothers
>spend their entire parenthood raising kids to be completely dependent, not allowed to do anything without permission or else they get either beaten or things they enjoy taken away for months at a time, depending on where you live
>totally stifle any independence so that they don't have to deal with "edgy teenagers" or whatever parents complain about
>"Wtf why is this person I raised as a mutt acting like exactly how i raised them???"

>>39294979
this was really funny when my mom told me about "being always nice to girls and don't hitting back the bullies". And then one time when i cried she told me "MAN THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PUSSY AND STOP CRYING" and hit me in the face .-.

>>39294792
that ass was phat

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it wouldn't work because i do not have the capacity to interact with anyone on a personal level

>>39294792
The blue haired kanker from ed edd and eddy too lazy to look up a pic but she was a hawt tomboy, my fetish

>>39294752
Barney because he's the biggest which means he has the highest attack power

I don't understand why this show was so universally reviled. What makes it any different from any other live action kids show?

>>39294782
It played in the 90's when people were blowing their nut hairs back about animals and kids, specifically dinosaurs. See Jurassic Park

What app
please respond

>>39294786
it was called chat now but its dead now i would do anything to get it back

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>>39294746
I hate when stuff like that happens. I used to use an imgur roulette to find nudes of strangers and now that's gone and I was reminded of it by reading this thread.

I'll bump before bed. Don't let it go to waste. I like manlyguysdoingmanlythings and channelate

>>39294630
>Any web comics you like to follow/read?
menage a 3
anyone who wants to read this, start from the beginning. It is LONG - will take a two or three days to get through the whole thing

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>>39294931
It's about this guy named Gary

It's pretty fucking clearly made by ultra normalfags, probably Stacey tier women I'm not sure

but it's interesting enough, fills the time

there's another Korean hentai about a dom girl which is really interesting but I can't find it now

>>39294610
Yeah, When you want to kys, Life is an oyster in your palm. You can run away from everything, You can go vagabonding, You can do more in 1 year, than you can in 1/20 th of a century of neethood

Or as the normies say,

Once you hit rock bottom, only way to go is up

>>39294649
this works if you have meme depression. the real deal nothing helps

>>39294610
>first line
>there is nothing more embarrassing than someone going through your possessions after you're dead.
More retarded than most of what suicidal, bitter robots post, stopped reading there.

>image.jpg

>>39294576
Good luck OP. Can only hope for the best.

>>39294576
I don't know what's going on, but i'd like to know

pls spoonfeed ;_;

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>>39294576
I don't, do tell.

>>39294531
I look down at my feet as much as possible

Put the change on pump 7.

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>>39294531
Tell her why shes worthless so her self worth hinges on you deciding to have sex with her. Proceed to cum immediately and then leave.

Works everytime

I love you Barney Rubble

>>39294505
I love u Barney my best friend Eric was in love with u as a kid he was decestated when u tripped over w cord and said the f word and got fired love u reptile man keep hanging in there and amusing the kids

>>39294544
Barney Ruble?

>Comrade Barney?