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>>39631122
how cute are you, i'll only fuck you if you have smooth skin desu

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>>39631142
you mean a woman?` i'd also fuck a woman, i heard it's good

>>39631122
>/r9k/ turned me gay
>>want a warm dick to fill me up and fuck me silly
>>ywn have multiple prostate orgasms from your partners rough fucking
Dumb sissy whtie boi.

I can never get a tattoo because I'm black, it doesn't show up

>>39631092
A small one on your chest isn't. It's coverable and it's just for you to enjoy. Getting some stupid shit tattooed on your hands is another story

>>39631173
Been seeing a huge increase in hand tattoos lately, especially on women, when it seemed taboo to tattoo on that part of the body before unless you wanted to be unemployed or were some bum.

>>39631031
Take comfort in knowing that getting slapped by your baby hands probably hurts more than a larger hand.

Get rekt faggot I have awesome hands.

>>39631031
you should know that many women will actually infer the mediocrity of your dick from the smallness of your hands, so you can't actually hide neither of those things

probably take over a key city and setup a new monarchy in the heart of the US , that is assuming the zombies are world war Z zombies and more of walking dead zombies, otherwise ill just off myself, what about you desu

>>39630967
favorite ending would be EMP attack. i'd go off on my own until i get killed by another person or some group lets me join up. i'd love to be some kinda scavenger just exploring and urbexing

>>39631585

If its fast Zombies I would off myself too. No way I would live in that Nightmare.

Otherwise:

>4chan factor

I would know about that shit a day or two before it hits the normie sphere. Then I would convince my Dad that shit is going to hit the fan.

>maxing out credit cards

I would buy a shitton of supplies with my Dad.

>Dad would fortify the house while I pick up the people I want to save

Pretty self explanatory. I hope I don't get fucking killed in that early stage but thats a risk I am willing to take.

>wait out the initial chaos

Other people are the most dangerous. We have discussed this and we would take the necessary precautions too make the house seem deserted so that looters aren't interested.

>After that its Survival Mode

Scavenging, trying to get Guns and medicine. My Uncle is a doctor so that base is covered. Trying to get guns immediately for the apocalypse is a Sure way to get fucked by criminals or arrested. My Dad might know the right people though. (Country has strict gun laws, we can have them but you need a reason and an expensive permit etc.)

>>39631642
EMP sounds uncomfy. I like modern technology too much.

if you use a mac you are not a robot

why is your clock angled towards your chair, not your bed? oh right, you dont have a clock in your keyboard lcd screen because you are a normie

>>39631340
Why would my keyboard have an LCD?
That's not a clock either, it's a thermometer and hygrometer.

>>39631323
Macs are far better for daily use than Linux. Windows is a fucking mess for anything. It's unfortunate I even have to use it for my VR pc.

Well,maybe one could...lie on this app.

>>39630981
woah. whats your iq?

>>39630981
Absolutely devilish, anon
I like you.

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https://soundcloud.com/candy-paint-68853204
Whatever

>>39631191

I like your stuff man seen you post before

Keep the goy away friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoZUjxstIZs

>>39630781
Not really. Having a job does.

>>39630781
I know this photo isn't real but jesus fucking christ.

This is literally the perfect woman.

Yeah, it does. I don't know how much it increases the chances but it does by default.

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stacy drew dicks in my yearbook.

>>39630809

How did your vagooter react to the drawings

>>39630901
>How did your vagooter react to the drawings
intimidated

i want to fucking scream
i fucking hate mental illness
i fucking hate my dysfunctional family
i hate hate hate hate hate
i am so fucking angry, disgusted, sad
racing thoughts
i want this to be over
just give me some fucking medicine
some drugs
weed
anything

GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH
ALWAYS FUCKING WALKING AROUND LIKE THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM, THE WAY THEY FUCKING TALK, ACT, LOOK GODDAMNIT THEY ARE LIKE FUCKING ROACHES AND I JUST WANT TO STOP EVERY ONE OF THOSE DIRTY FILTHY MAKEUP COVERED, LONG HAIR HAVING, TIGHT PANTS WEARING, COLORFUL PURSE TOTING, BIG IPHONE/ANDROID USING ENTITLED BITCHES OUT OF EXISTENCE

FUCK WOMEN
F
U
C
K
FEMALES YOU STUPID BITCHES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>39630888
its all in your head anon, just
l e t
go

I'm fucked i'm fucked i'm fucked i'm a fucking freak people know I'm a fucking freak I'm mental ill

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Whitey
Skellie
I hab no friend and spend 22 hours a day in my room
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hispanic
currrrvy (235 lbs)
i am a robot because i rely on my parents to wipe my butt for me
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White
Petite
Lonely & depressed heyoooo
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>>39630675
Same guy that had 6k yesterday?
What did you eat today?

>>39630675
list out all the items pls

>>39630675

I ate about 3,500

>>39630616
Is this real? How?

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>>39630655
Yeah, it came up right when I launched firefox. I spend more than 8 hours a day on the internet daily. How do they know this?

>>39630616
How can we rid the world of disgusting normies?

how many days until wet dream?

I am not on nofap but I had a dream last night where I flirted with a girl and poked her hairy thigh through a hole in her pants and nearly saw her pussy. it was very exciting I thought I might get in trouble when I did but she just laughed. I don't get good dreams like that very much.

>>39630915
Usually ~10, but not long ago I got a wet dream even if I fapped just before going to sleep.

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>>39630600
Same, don't have a dad, and I despise my mom. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I had been considering it anyway, tomorrow the Sherrifs department will be coming to evict me from an apartment i was suoposed to move out of 5 months ago, but theres no where else to live.
Guess it's time to say good bye, I'd like to say it's been fun, but it's been almost 30 years of living a nightmare.

>>39630600
>being in romantic relationships and having a best friend that cares about you is normal for other people
Wow, I wonder how that feels like.

If I killed myself my parents would probably be sad for a while for realising they fucked up when raising me, but their life would improve greatly by not having a disappointment like me leeching off them. My 3 friends would wonder if it was their fault for a few days and then forget about me entirely and go hang out with the cooler friend they have - they already forget about me now, anyway. I think the only reason I haven't killed myself so far is that I would at least like my death to have some sort of impact where my life didn't, but I don't see that happening.

>wahh i was a piece of shit to my friend or family member who killed themselves, now that they're dead I play the victim card so I don't have to deal with the crippling weight that I was partially responsible for driving them to suicide