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how do i stop being so self conscious and paranoid?
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>>36349665
simply by killing yourself
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1. g2therapy
2. work out why you're self-conscious and paranoid
3. break the patterns that cause you to be self-conscious and paranoid
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!
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>>36349782
>yes...spend your hard working dollarydoos on a brainlet that chose psychiatry as a major! good goyim!
OP get off this board and stop begging for advice. Become self-reliant and everything will become obvious.
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>this is a sex robot
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>>36349604
those eyes are cold and dead
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>>36349648
>just like with every biocunt
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>>36349648
so are mine, it's perfect
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How do I make a body pillow feel like a real living person?
I'm very desperate for physical contact
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>>36349594
get a realdoll
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>>36349719
that's too uncanny valley. I don't want to hug a corpse
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>>36349975
Fuck, I just wanted to tell you to get a corpse.
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>"uhhh ewwww! Anon, what are YOU doing in the circle!! I already told you I thought of you as more of a FRIEND!!!"
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>>36349593
I just came here to tell you Tyrone to your left has aids.
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>black cock by far the biggest
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>>36349593
Girls are so lucky man. I want to be bukkaked but I am amale (male);_;
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I hate weedheads and communists with all my heart and soul. Both of these should be punishable with the death penalty.
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Interesting argument, Anon. Care to fill in some of the logical steps in the middle?
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>>36349576
I agree. Both are fucking annoying. They also tend to co-occur. Most potheads that i know of are commies, and most commies are potheads
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>>36349629
They're savages. They spread crime and do not work. They bring loud crowds wherever they go and destroy property. They do not care about upholding the law.
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>Tfw shit self image and only like pics in which half of my face is blurred
>Pic related used to be my FB pic
>Everyone thinks I'm gay now
Guess I walked right into it
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>>36349543
>kikebook
Please go back to /soc/ faggot. Either that or commit suicide. I prefer the latter but the former is acceptable too
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>>36349543
But you are right?
Look at this shit
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>>36349543
It's probably those long ass fingernails.
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Why is /r9k/ so aggressive towards beta males?
Shouldn't 4chan, a woman hate central, support betamaleness, which represents all the things women hate, instead of subscribing to the most normie ideology of grading people on their ability to get laid?
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>>36349539
Shhh don't tell them. They might actually start to question how supporting eugenics benefits them in any way.
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>Implying 70% of this site is not satire and memes
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>>36349539
Alpha and beta were supposed to be ways women view men. Idiots changed the terms into ways of valuing men.
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Would you rather have a gf with double Ds and wide hips or a petite, thin and waifish one?
No meme answers like "in the middle"
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Thin
Less Chads will notice her, it'll take her a couple days longer before she's riding his dick again
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>>36349433
Petite one, I don't want some obnoxious sex object walking around with me all day
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Big tits are a meme and will always age terribly
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i've started walking my family's dog just to get attention from high school girls walking home. i want to fuck them all so bad.
how did teenagers get so hot and slutty?
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>how did teenagers get so hot and slutty?
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>Sexuality being normalised
>Degenerate shitty music vids
>Social media giving attention to attention whores
>Shitty parents allowing their 13yo daughter to walk around in next to nothing
>God help you if you point out how attractive she looks though
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>>36349384
>tfw thought u were talking about the dog when you said u want to fuck them
im fucked aint i
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Normies are brutal and squeeze us ruthlessly.
Women have closed their hearts to us.
In cold blood they rejected us and despised us.
Women finally dropped their masks !
Despite all our attempts to be nice people, they despised us.
We held our hands in friendship to them but they also refused it. They cried out : "Losers !"
They maintain that robots are subhumans. They freely admit : "Indeed, you could have joined us" but they did not want it to ! Why should they change their minds and accept our demands today ?!
For so many years they directed their hate against us.
For so many years we have waited them to open their hearts to us.
They claim we are losers. That we don't deserve anything they have !
We could have reached to an understanding. But they wanted war !
Well, it's time ! They got their war !
Normies expressed despise and laughed at us, they think we are harmless underdogs. Perhaps they shall be cured of a form of insanity of believing that they are facing powerless outsiders ! Oh Normies ! Today you are faced by the entire world of robots !
It's time to finish off these normies. Oh ! Normies ! You shall get to know the power of the robots ! We will come from nowhere, invisible as always and kill your women, slaughter your girlfriends and trigger guns on you !
It is not for fantastic theories that we live. No ! We live and fight for what is rightly ours !
Do you want to die sitting on your chair alone ?! Are you stupid enough to keep quiet in the process ?!
It's time for revenge ! Take up arms against the normies ! Knives and guns ! And Wrath !
Kill and die for a great purpose !
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>>36349321
why the fuck are you doing this "....!" thing and can you please stop
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It's too late OP.
I give up .
I pull the trigger!!
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gt ur katana u fgt
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I want to have sex so bad my balls are going to explode. What do?
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>>36349304
I just jerk off or eat junk food.
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I am on day 30 of no fap and would also love to blow a load, what do
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>>36349304
Prostitute.
O riginal
Please, let me rest
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>>36349263
didya fap again to that pic? jesus op get a grip
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>>36349328
Shit you were in the last thread?
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>>36349878
naah it was a wild guess. a picture of a grill and you saying 'lemme rest', i assumed you fapped to it
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What's for dinner robots 04/17.
After a busy holiday weekend, I decided to treat myself
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>>36349262
Bruh maybe you wouldn't have to eat so much shit if you just went vegan and ate filling foods
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>>36349415
Probably not. I eat oatmeal in the morning and I'm usually hungry before lunchtime
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>>36349455
Oatmeal is a meme. That shit tastes like ass. Just eat some fucking rice and vegetables man.Did you miss me?
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EVERY TIME I POST INTO A THREAD IT DIES
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
GIVE ME (you)s NOW
NOW
RIGHT NOW
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sage, oregano, rosemary, thyme
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please
NOW
or face tghe CONSEQUENCEEEES
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>>36349215
>>36349296
chill brah
here have a (you)
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>tfw your such a big thinker that theirs not even a single brainiac wojak pic that can represent how deep of a thinker you are
who else /thinking emoji.png/ here
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me
*thinks in original*
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If you're not a brainlet you should've understood my telepathic message
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>>36349252
how long and deep or you thinking ?
Me? All day everyday I'm like "hhhmmmm yes very very interesting"