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i have a chance to be happy 2017-04-17 11:22:03 Post No.36350900
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i have a chance to be happy
Anonymous
2017-04-17 11:22:03
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everything has slowly been Building up to this moment. This is it.
>dropped out of college after highschool
>was disgusting neet for almost 2 years
>no human contact, degenerate activities etc
>almost tore my family appart
>decided to make a change
>start working so i can get back into college
>got into college this year
>started going to the gym
>met this amazing girl
>start going out with my friends again
>me and the girl clearly have a thing for eachother
>we play games and chase each other for a while
>but she had a boyfriend
>still the things she made me feel were out of this world and i decide to stick around
>we continue our thing
>things go up and down
>2 months ago things start looking great again and everything feels right and we talk all the time like we used to
>want to ask her out but not sure if the bf is still in the picture
>everything she does is telling me she wants to be with me
>the day i want to ask her out someone asks her if she has a bf and she says yes
>decide to not do anything
>a week ago she tells me she left him
>says she didnt shed a tear
>we are talking hours a day
>she's hinting that she wants to be with me all the time
>never been this happy
this is my chance to truily change things. If i manage to fuck up with this girl, then i dont deserve to be happy at all. All i need to do is ask her out tomorrow. Every fiber of my body wants to be with her, the things she made me feel i didnt even Know were possible. I have liked girls before but nothing comes close to this. My one shot at true happiness.
Wish me luck guys, even tho you probably wont.
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Good luck friendo
Just keep your wits about you. Most girls are pretty awful desu
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Good luck, man. You know, though, that even if things don't work out with this girl, you have everything else going for you. Don't let a rejection negate all the progress you've made over the year. You should be proud, you're making it no matter what tries to stop you, mate.
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You got this anon. Ganbatte.
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>100 word essay due in a month
>haven't even started it yet
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>>36350884
>need to solve 2x+4=8
>too dumb to solve it
It's for August lads
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>15 page paper due Wednesday night
>Final exam on Wednesday afternoon
>Haven't started the paper yet
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>>36350884
i'll write it for you
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Why is it that black men hate black women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HITuH3cnLsU
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>>36350807
Asian girls are better
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>a """woman"""
>being black
I hate dark skin. Looks good on me, looks absolutely terrible on a woman
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>>36350807
Everyone hates black women because most of them are ugly and masculine.
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>so desperate for friends that I look on local area chatrooms
>it's all old faggots
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>>36350806
How do you find local area chatrooms?
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>>36350806
Do you want me to be your friend? I mean people being close is ulltimately up to personality so we might not click. I'll be willing to talk to you though.
What is your story anon?
Why don't you have friends?
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>>36350806
I'll be your friend, anon.
Originello
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Hi Anon, this is your Uber driver, I know it's a credit payment, but I prefer cash right now
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>>36350711
How about an R4R arrangement, you give me a ride and I'll let you ride for it as well?
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>cash now
How do I report this bitch and leave a bad review
Also
>being driven around by a woman
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You finally corrected it. Good shit anon
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>tfw music is just noise now
>tfw video games aren't fun
>tfw nothing is interesting
>tfw cant look in the mirror without disappointment
>tfw need to fap but dont feel aroused at all by anything just disgust
when does the ride end
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>>36350646
hi anon. it sounds like you're anhedonic, like me. wanna talk?
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Never anon. You already know this.
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>>36350672
sure
its only really got this bad in the past 2 weeks, i act the same but inside im entirely devoid of caring, i laugh at jokes but i dont find them funny at all and i dont like any of my family or friends anymore
i swear the richer someone is the more autistic they become
>driving home from store
>see lady feeding ducks by her lawn
>kwhatever.webm
>get home and 30 mins later go walk my dog
>walking past the woman's house when i see my dog eating something
>i open his mouth
>hes eating a raw bacon strip
>mfw lady fed some ducks uncooked bacon
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Control your dog, idiot. And don't let him into someone else's yard.
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>>36350804
the bacon was on the edge of the grass next to the road
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>>36350595
That's good I like it
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college threeeeeeeee-ad 2017-04-17 11:09:25 Post No.36350557
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hey /r9k/, I don't browse this board but thought that those of you that do would enjoy this article that just got posted on my uni's official facebook page, where it seems like a good majority of people are in support of it. What do you guys think?
https://mystudentvoices.com/ucsc-girls-college-boys-are-creepy-arrogant-and-suck-in-bed-1e3329ccbd93
particular exceprt I liked:
"Allison shows me a list on her iPhone. "I try to keep track of the guys I sleep with," she tells me. The list has 16 names on it... Allison came to Santa Cruz two years ago from a sexually repressed Catholic school environment in Southern California."
>woman who has lost her self-worth and desirable religious background sleeping around with a new guy every one and a half months wonders why no upstanding man will get with her now
really makes you think, doesn't it?
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>>36350557
I wouldn't usually respond to normalfag posts, but i also attend ucsc. It sounds like the roastie cunts here are just as entitled as everywhere else. I don't care though, i gave up on women a long time ago
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>>36350557
>complains about robots and numales
>doesn't know they don't want to be that way either
>nobody taken enough psych classes to figure out how to change themselves or others
You all deserve each other.
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Hey I go to UCSC too OP
Dropping out after this quarter!
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Anyone here ever planned a massacre but quit the idea?
An old plan:
>go into my town centre, into the mall
>chain the mall exit doors up from the inside
>once inside, start shooting at normies with razorhead crossbow arrows (britbong, no guns)
>stab and slash other normies with hunting knives etc
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Lmao you didn't do anything cause you're a pussy attention whore
Stop posting your beta dead eyes face on this board please
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>>36350552
Of course not officer.
Am I free to go now ?
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>>36350552
>Chain the male exit doors from the inside
Good look chaining all the doors without anyone noticing
>Shooting with a crossbow
You are going to get, if you are lucky a good shot and kill or injure just one person
>Stab and slash other normies
More like get overpowered and lynched by a mod of Chads
Shit plan, better luck next time FBI, also pretending to be a Britbong so we won't be suspicious was a nice touch, 4/10, try again
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>tfw femboy bf
I did it bros
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>>36350501
I am not your bro you faggot
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>>36350501
do the world a favor and kill yourself you mentally ill faggot.
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>>36350501
You didn't do anything but disgrace yourself and your entire family. Get an actual girl faggot
Anonymous
how old are 4chinners? 2017-04-17 11:06:02 Post No.36350471
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12769695
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>>36350471
Old enough to get the succ :DDD
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>over 50% underage
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>so far majority is underage
Welp. This thread made it finally happen. I'm leaving for reddit. No wonder this place is so ass backwards with retardation.
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2017-04-17 11:05:05 Post No.36350447
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day23
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>>36350447
He was such a nice character. I miss himLEROLEROLEROLERO
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>>36350447
nigga i was waiting for you
what took you so long?
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fuck you cuckyoin the part you were in is objectively one of the worst parts of jojo. post some better characters please, I'll give you a little something for free to start you off
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>Tfw dropped a book on my dickit landed on a corner
Post about a time you hurt your dick.
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This is the only dick related injury I've ever had:
>Me in 7th grade
>Helping teacher put away storage bins of stuff after a class
>heavyasfuck.jpg
>Have to place it at the top of a shelf
>Leaning against a cabinet door at the bottom of shelf
>As I lift to go upward, I thrust into a handle bar
>Hit directly on the head of my dick
>Hurt so bad I dropped everything
>My dick hurt the whole day
>My dickhead had a fucking bruise on it for a couple weeks
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>>36350426
I'm ready for this thread.
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>>36350596
A bruise? Must have been a powerful thrust. No homo
>find the perfect girl
>Tell each other literally everything
>Get extremely emotionally invested
>Trust her with my darkest secrets
>She still likes me
>Respects me even more for trusting her
>Lives 1200 miles away
We can make this work
>5 months later
>"I just don't like you anymore"
>She starts dating a Quintalingual half-Mexican
This is the first time I've ever gotten so attached to someone and she wants me as no more than a friend
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This is why love sucks, anon. You think you've found someone who sees beauty in your soul, then they get sick of you. Fuck women, man.
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>>36350347
Sorry anon, but your first mistake was thinking an LDR could work.
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>>36350347
Women are disgusting monsters. Not even people.
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Do you deserve to be here, anon?
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I hope I'm more of a "failed normie", considering the central square. But there's pretty good chance of me turning into a robot soon.
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>tfw not sure why I haven't just ended it
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>>36350695
Well, your parents are proud of you, that's not a bad thing.