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>>36352340
Fucking yeah!
What's the catch, does it have a penis or something?

Is it even possible to fuck from that position?

>>36352381
Yeah.
Just pick her up.

>>36352306
He abandoned me and my mother when I was 7

And I'm not even black

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He adhered to the "provide no fatherly advice or guidance whatsoever other than harsh insults and psychological abuse and then blame everything on the mother" school of thought. He spent the first ten years of my life never home at all constantly getting drunk at the bar after then all of a sudden he stopped drinking and went full retard teetotaller christfag. I fucking hate him and hope colon cancer rots his asshole. Also he sired me at the age of 42 and my mother was 37 and he has the audacity to be surprised that i have a shitload of health problems. Fuck him.

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>>36352306
>drunkard
>left me and my mother
>mother left too
>live with grandparents
>dad sends me money
>it doesn't make up for abandonment
>19 now
>watching my caretakers, the only ones who cared for me, die slowly and in agony
>mother always blaming them for everything
why do people have children if they won't care for them
i need a hug

probably because you attract women with the same amount of personality as you, i.e. as much as a damp washrag kys cuck famalam

Ever considered that they are interested in stuff you're not interested in?
I don't want to say there's not a point to me made that men have an incentive to be different and thus vary more, but your use of
>superfluous
is just onesided. What is it that you do that's so inherently deep. Just some male struggles you think everyone must be interested in, because you are.

Wow, it's almost as if it's easier for men to get along with other men Crazy! Its almost as if men and women generally into different things
Wow! Who the fuck goes on a dates with girls for interesting conversation anyway? Youre there to get laid

>>36352226
Never her seen her before. Maybe, you should go ask on /an/.

>>36353502
but thats for animals

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gfhshshfshffshf21

>>36352201
What about health related courses?

While the one about the engineering student is very true (I am an engineer), I cannot see where your caricaturization of a science students stems from.

>>36352201
Where does Computer Science fall? Some universities call it engineering, while others call it Science.

what the feelio like when girl hugs you?

>>36352104
No

Oreginale

>>36352182
Like a shorter man with tits putting his arms around you.

>>36352088
OH NO!
ooooooooooooorigi

No he's not and no you're not.

Fuck off.

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>"m-muh superior 2D waifuuu lmao 3dpd!! xDD"
>most of /a/ are normies with gf and fuck 3dpd on the regular
REALLY ACTIVATES THE ALMONDS

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>>36352047
giraffes tho

>>36352047
proofs?
i dont keep up with the news anymore so pls forgive me if i dont know what youre talking about

>>36352176
Google "April Giraffe" and see what normies have been talking about non-stop since February.

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And the balls still workafter ive had them stood on, elbowed, kneed, bitten, boob crush, butt crush, stomped, kicked, slapped, flicked, punched etc...

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Also not into femdom dictated ballbusting, i guess its more of a tamakeri style where it is maledom oriented.

What are your habits with ballbusting and vaginal sex? What I mean is:
How often do you fuck?
How often do you ballbust?
Does ballbusting always lead to sex? Never lead to sex?
Is ballbusting always a favor to you, like some girls consider blowjobs?
How hard do you usually go?
What's the hardest you've gone?
What's your worst injury?
Do you like pressure(like standing) or impact(like kicking) more?

>not having a VPN
kek
KEK
KEKKKEKEKEKEEKEKKE

Enjoy DSL because of your retardation.

>Not having a server you torrent to and Plex running to stream from
Retards

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>>36351859
>again
so this isn't the first time you've been caught/warned? why didn't you get a VPN after the first time? that sucks so much dude. what are you gonna do now? can you switch to another ISP. I think it's pretty risky to just download Hollywood films without taking precautions. I'm sorry for your painful lesson and thanks for the reminder that people do get caught. I torrent a fair bit but have never gotten in trouble, though I usually just torrent games, anime, and windows, which I guess is safer? To be fair though, a lot of movies can't be viewed or purchased through the normal outlets without excessive expense, so really what other choice do you reasonably have? THen again, that only applies to obscure / very old titles. Then again, what am I talking about, you can find just about anything if you look hard enough cuz the internet contains just so much info yo. So all in all, I actually can't really think of a life without internet. I've had access to it my whole life, so I guess I've come to take it for granted.
anyway hope you enjoyed my blogpost while I procrastinate as usual. Im just making this website even worse with this rambling drivel.
so sorry about that.

Dubs only fag

>>36351879
Fine, dubs decides what I say to him. Fuck.

>>36351933
OKAY FUCK.

I'm a manlet because genetics, fuck off with this 'active lyfestyle' meme.

>>36351782
why dont you just go for a 30 minute run every day?

incorporate some sprints in the beginning and end and you might grow if your diet and sleep is good

Jorge stop

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Really disturbing actually
fuck

>Do you guys think this is appropriate behavior for a middle school teacher?
Yes.
>How is this person allowed around kids?
How do you think children are made?

>>36351766
I mean she's talking to another adult, so its fine. As long as she doesn't do that shit around kids, there is literally nothing wrong with it.

It means that she decided it would be fun to advertise her sexual unavailability, and she was annoyed that you weren't trolled.

She initiated a social interaction to see if she could get an upgrade from her current bf.

Your autism gave her an answer

>>36351815
It was my autism

In squats you have to force a breathing pattern otherwise you naturally want to hold your breath

If you don't work in breathing you'll puke by the second set

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>tfw ironically unironically listening to late 90s/early 2000s normiecore gives you nostalgia feels even though you despised it all at the time

>>36351714
what kind of music do you listen to anon?

wtf my post is not original so here is some originality!

>>36351753
I feel that. I listen to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies regularly.