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Fuck you. I want 40 hours a week. How can anyone afford shit without at least that many hours per week.

>>36352884
Have you considered not posting pictures of anime girls? That might make it more bearable.

>>36353384
40 hour work weeks are for the big boys. You're not prepared for it.

they are

they're too much

they are too much

>>36352876
Plz be my gf.
Orgenalo

>>36352876
Go away you whore. Go far away.

>>36352928
please shill somewhere else loser

That's your problem famalam

>>36352873
>tfw women make fun of men for being insecure about their looks, but most women wear makeup, because they're insecure about their looks.

Little girls don't need make up.

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My kitty is dead. I gave her calming strokes of love as she drifted off to eternal sleep in my lap.

>>36352803

My mom's cat is scared of anybody who isn't my my so no she would in fact not miss me.

>>36352803
>tfw the only thing stopping suicidal thoughts was my pet rat
>put him in his cage one night after letting him watch star trek on my shoulder in bed
>gripped onto my wrist tightly and desperately tried scrambling up my arm
>put him to bed because I had work in the morning
>woke up and listened for his usual breathing
>find his cold, lifeless body
>go to work
>think about him all the time

>>36352795
It wouldn't be the first time. They murdered Aaron Swartz too.

bum[p niggers understand the JEWS

Damn, I remember Grooveshark, that was useful.

>door opens mummy without knocking

>open knocks door without mummy

>knocking doors mummy without opening

>>36352717
Shill thread. It mentions Elsa and has a watermark. Don't respond. Sage.

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>>36352717
stop watching blacked porn anon

>>36352717

why would you want to stop this

also elsa jean why do you never update snapchat

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recently been caught up in something of a downward spiral, op.
>dropped out of uni last year, didn't even have the will to leave my dorm, let alone go to class
>working dead end shitty jobs, bouncing from rundown flats to friends couches
>basically just working for rent money and for substance abuse
>can't stop thinking about becoming an hero unless I'm fucked up on something all day
>starting to get a little better, improving myself
>literally just today got some shitty news, might get evicted
Looks like it's back to sitting in my car chasing a high, haha, the good life, right?

Where did the time go? I mean I thought that feeling was a meme but shit, lately I've been remembering a lot about my childhood and all its doing is solidifying the feeling that this is as good as things will get. I feel like I missed all my chances, closed my doors.

>Dad told me he would never leave the family to a "quiet pussy" like me
>he's an ex marine who pushed me to join the army and abused me for years after I failed basic
>couldn't take it anymore and told him I wanted to kill myself hoping he'd see how fucked up he's being to me
>he takes out his gun and throws it on his bed
>tells me I can leave in a bodybag like a bitch or move out like a man

That was a week ago. I still can't stop thinking about it. I already knows he and my mom want to try for another kid because he hates me.

>>36352934
Try to get out asap, anon. I promise things will feel so much better if you put distance between you and them.

>>36352645
>grab sks
>extend bayonett
>harpoon
>clip dump
>innawoods

>Ask if I can have some that pizza he ordered to make up for the tendies

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>>36352645
>diet ginger ale

>>36352595
Hes just not that into you. Im sorry anon.

>>36353193
I just want him to hatefuck me, He's so cute
It turns me on when he bullies me
Help me, what can I do?

>>36353434
if you like him bullying you then just dont do anything, carry on with what youve got

>>36352510
Who is this whore? Ariana Grande?

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>>36352700
Obviously. Just like this post is obviously original.

>>36352818
What do you like about her? She seems like a spoiled, vapid, donut licking whore.

It's for people who lack direction in life. I've considered it a lot since it would allow me to fight for something, something I don't have currently.

>thinking you're superior to milfags as a pizza driver
Lmao you are literally scum

Military is the ultimate robot job because when you finally find the long sought death you won't be remembered as a coward but as an hero

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>One of the last places in modern society where genuine comradery still exists
>Keeps you fit
>Makes you more disciplined
>Gives you skills that can help you get a job in security, police, etc
>Get to actually have interesting/fun experiences in your life rather than sitting in an office for 40 years

only at my work- coworkers, and mostly older customers. the teeny boppers and noob teenagers don't really acknowledge me behind the counter. same as every other day.

why do you ask, dear fag op?

Zero

What did you expect?

>>36352466
Two.
but they're just friends

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>>36352434
Proof she lied

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Bumping with CWC, at least I didn't do anything to oneitis like Chris did to Megan (though I did draw fanart of her and her OC nonetheless)

>>36352434


seeming invested scares them away.

His name is Barack obama

That's Morgan Freeman

>>36352392
Samuel L Jackson