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My family are thinking about of move house to Australia, we live in Latinamerica.
Emigrate as part of a qualified immigration program by the country.
So please /r9k/ tell me what think. How is change country? How is Austalia? It's a nice moment to do it? It's hard enter on the program? etc.
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Everything will try kill.
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Fuck off we're full.

oreganotobo
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>>36353422
Fuck off Pedro
We're full.

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>gets pissed if anything is moved from it's spot
>acts like I hate aspies and downies but I'm an aspie myself
>has trypophobia
>has urge to eat one piece of play-doh
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>look up moderately sized towns and cities on google in various countries
>sometimes towns with less less than 1000 inhabitants, just comfy towns in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>go on google maps
>explore towns in street view, look at the houses and people there and imagining who they are and what their lives are all about
>if i like that town, make plan to visit that town some day
>never visited one of them so far
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>>36353414
>try to talks with someone
>go full autistic about firearms cuz i love weapons
>tfw cannot buy firearms
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>>36353521
Actually that's pure as Hell. I like that.

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>con coming up in the next month at my city
>no idea if I should go
what do people even do there?
I don't like anime dubs
I don't cosplay
I'm over 20 and live within walking distance

what would I even get out of it?
from the cgl thread it looks like it's a bunch of trannies and gays that would be at the meetup so I wouldn't even be able to pick up women
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>>36353390
Holly shit another con thread >>36352434

I dunno, if theres stuff there you want to ee go 4 it
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>>36353641
that was what reminded me about the con in my city
I thought it would be ok to meet anime and cosplay sluts
but I'm kind of old compared to the main crowd, not gay, and kind of awkward

so I would probably walk around by myself, get drunk and then end up getting hit up to buy teenagers booze and not get laid
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>>36353390
If you're not interested in the shit at the con, don't go to the con. That's all there is to it man.

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At work as loss prevention for major retailer. What should I do to make time pass? I get off at 11pm. It's now 9 pm.
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follow people around and make them uncomfortable
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Steal things.
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steal stuff and report random black youth for it

what's the new cigarette? let's find something new-there's like.coffee, weed, kratom idk kratom might b, is it cancerous? coffee makes u have to pee, weed is a dumber
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I smoked a fuckin leaf but nothing happened
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we need some kind of candy that makes u upper, like idk my dad says nicotine itself is carcinogenic
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>>36353317
Kratom to my knowledge isn't bad for you, and there aren't any known cases of overdose, so that's cool. I don't really like it, I stick to weed, but if you want something to make you feel better all day, go for it.

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Put the leaders of the feuding countries in a steel cage lined with razor wire. no weapons, no escaping, no politics, just two guys fighting to settle the issue
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that's not their job though

their job is to send people to die

as it always has been and always will be
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You're under the impression that our Leaders are the ones declaring wars and not the corporations funding their campaigns.

Are you fucking 12?
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>>36353246
War is a form of population control. Always has, always will be.

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Why can't I get over vanilla wow
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Because vanilla represents the pure, true love you've never had and, may never have
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>>36353419
didn't he mean world of warcraft without expansions
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>never played vanilla wow retail
>play on decent pop private server for a few months
>leave for a year
>log back on, I'm the only person online
feels bad

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im going to give cocaine to random girls on the street,wish me luck /r9k/
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Questions:
>why
>how
>don't
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>>36353172
Have fun in jail
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>>36353172
you might have been mentally warped by this degenerate forum, but most normies don't use hard drugs or drugs at all. They would be scared and creeped out by this.

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Why do people separate the 2000s into two categories, i.e. "early" and "late"? When almost any other decade is discussed, it's always just
>The 70s
>The 80s
>The 90s

and so on. Why do people always say "early 2000s" and leave out the other half of the decade? Pic semi-related, I guess.
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>>36353091
because it was so recent that we remember specific cultural changes between those times. We weren't alive in the 70s so whether on not something was early 70s or late 70s really doesnt make a difference.

also I actually do refer to early and late 60s 70s and 80s because I'm a music fan
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Early 00's were just 90's part 2 with a little bit of 9/11 and war of terror

Late 00's were when the internet became unavoidable, Twitter, YouTube, Facebook became giants in every household and mobile phones became good enough to watch porn on
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>>36353091
Because it makes sense to do so. There was a massive shift in society in 2007 when the iphone was released. Facebook went mainstream around the same time. Obama's campaign started in 2008.

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Hello! Who are you? I am so glad to see you! Thanks for being here in my dungeon. I don't know who you are, but I am so miserable and lonely by myself I'd like you to stay forever. Please, please hangout so we can chat about just nonsense and what not and all the fun stuff.

So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, I took a big poopy shit. And then I just went around the house, just walking around, just walking around this dungeon of mine. Just not doin-I don't have much-This, this is why I'm sitting down right now. This is why, this is why I'm laying here. See, I'm the king, and, of this whole place and I eat EVERYTHING. And I, uh, I eat everything and I don't poop for a day. And you caught me on the day that I poop so I'm finally exhausted today and I sat down. I pet some stuff, that I li-, some stuffed animals that I collect in my other room but you can't see them (but, uh, you're gonna see them later). But you have to just, but if you hung out with me everyday and while I eat, see I eat a lot, and if you hung out with me we could both talk about what I'm eating. Like if I'm eating a cupcake, we could talk about what kind of cupcake it is, who made the cupcake.

We can talk about, like if we had pizza, if we combined pizza and cup, like if it was, if it was, cup-piz, cup ca.., pizza-ca.., pizza cakes! If it was pizza cupcake...pizza cups. Pizza cups is a good idea. See how I do that? Did you see how I did that? We could just do that all day, we could do that all day and then I eat it and only I eat it because I'M SO HUNGRY HEE HEE HEE!

OH, THERE'S MY KNIFE! THANK YOU! Thank you for cleaning up my mess! Ah, I couldn't have done it without you, I'm so glad that you're here with me. I am so happy that you are here with me because I'm t-...let me tell you, I have spent the last week just eating everything, like I said, just cupcakes, food, garbage, I eat...I go through garbage and I'm so, I'm so glad that like you're here in my dungeon and to help me just clean.
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>>36353067
i d0nt get it
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>>36354136
It's a very fortunate thing that you found my knife.
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Excellent post

Elsewhere non potato

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How would a middle school girl react to seeing your penis?
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That anime looks like a mix between Oreimo and season 2 Oregairu
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My sister's 11 year old friend barged into my room while I was changing once and she just kept staring at my dick the entire time and wouldn't leave.
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>>36353432
She wanted the D in her mouth.

What would you do if you were internet famous.
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>>36352962
nice to see another mercer fan.
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start shit with random people I don't like on twitter
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>>36353276
Yeah I really like his album reviews

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currently sitting on my porch, smoking some cigs. It's been a rough day for me, robots.

What about you guys? How did today go?
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>boss accused me of stealing from the register
>his only "evidence" was that I'm the most suspicious person because I never talk at work and I'm new
>told me to pay up the missing $200 or get fired
>now I have to explain to my landlord that I can't pay this months rent despite promising him I'd have it by next payday
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sorry to hear you had a bad day

today i changed some wheel seals and air brake shoes and drums on a truck and changed its oil and greased it.

what job do you have anon? the only job ive had is doing stuff like that but i couldnt do it anywhere else because i dont really know anything about cars and trucks i just follow ny uncles directions and ask him questions

and im smoking some cigs too
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>>36352924
I used to think smoking cigarettes were cool. I'd smoke around people, but throw that shit out if people weren't watching. And then I smoked out of habit. And then I quit, because I realized that no one thought I was cool.

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>yfw you realize we just celebrated the pagan spring rebirth festival and that god is a myth
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The Christian God is a Jewish lie.

Either embrace the pagan ways of your ancestors, or abandon religion entirely.

Any other option is irrational and amounts to spiritual cuckoldry.
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>>36353682
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page 7 bump NOT ON MY WATCH

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Post that song you hear when you are tired of everything, sad depressed or just feel that creeping loneliness only a robot understands.

I play this one everytime.
https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc
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>>36352908
This one, pretty much every time.
https://youtu.be/Vi8VvzQg6go
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TEAMSESH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZkrztV_jU
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Mostly, Suicide boys/bones/Xavier wulf

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