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Dubs decide what i say
I will send anything but don't take it too far she's a close friend
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>>36356173
>I want to grab a burger with you. What do you say?
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ask for nudesorig
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>>36356173
I am sorry for being a white male, sit on my face and use it to make your vagania wet and kick my balls, tell me what worthless cis scum I am, degerade me, use me, and if you see fit. . . L-let me cum please mommy.
Finally built the courage to talk to my my crush, find out shes a lesbian and already has a gf.
what do i do now??????
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>>36356124
Same here dude._. I guess just move on
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>>36356124
Move on. That's literally the only thing you can do.
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>>36356526
Or you could always kill yourself then write in your note it's her fault
That'll show her
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State your default phrases for hello/goodbye and anons guess where you're from 2017-04-18 02:46:52 Post No.36356094
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State your default phrases for hello/goodbye and anons guess where you're from
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For hello:
>'alright?'
>'iya ya alright?'
>'alright how ya doing?'
>'hiya'
Goodbye:
>'in a bit'
>'see ya later'
>'see ya in a bit'
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hello
>hOI
>ahoyhoy
goodbye
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>i seldom say it and instead leave conversations hanging indefinitely
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>For hello
>>'alright?'
the fuck? who says hi as "alright"?
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>>36356094
Hello:
>"Oh hey", like in "oh hi mark", except the excitement and surprise is obviously feigned
Goodbye:
>Run away
>See you later alligator
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>spent another day at home stuck in room all day napping on and off accomplishing nothing
How do i escape the neet life?
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Change has to come from within.
Do you want change?
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>>36356170
yes
Ive tried
went in to get a job application the other day and the cashier at bk, a fairly attractive girl, demonized me and treated me like I was gonna hit on her any second which shattered my confidence i built up just to go ask for an application
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>>36356237
I disrespect women now because of what you just said; i experienced that shit alot and now i dont give a fuck about politness. Im a rude, crass verbally offensive asshole when it comes to females and i aim to destroy their self esteem any chance i get. It feels alot better then just taking bullshit from them and not doing anything like some pushover.
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Why do normies love bacon so fucking much?
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Moronnials are sheltered retards. Sorry r9k, i don't bully this place, but whatever.
They try bacon, wig the fuck out, blog about it, facebook the shit out of it, say stupid like
>ZOMG, Bacon is SO AMAZUNG! I wanna like nom nom nom omg LULZ DUUHHH
Millennials think nothing exists until they personally know about it.
Damn I wish I had some bacon pizza.........
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They didn't get rid of the bbq pizza for this meme meat pizza did they?
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Do they know where bacon comes from
Its not a pretty sight gathering bacon
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Pic is current wallpaper for my phone. Trips decides what my new one will be. Higher number trips will replace lower trips. Quads will replace trips, and so on.
May Kek bless you with bountiful digits!
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>>36355949
It should just be dubs. /r9k/ is too slow and this thread isn't interesting enough to guarantee eventual trips.
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Just finished that show. It was great. Thought she was being a dick about Being X and was a fedora-tipping faggot at first.
Fuck Being X. Tanya did nothing wrong.
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make this your wallpaper op
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/britfeel/ DID and heroin edition 2017-04-18 02:38:20 Post No.36355909
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/britfeel/ DID and heroin edition
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Hurr is this original enough you fucking robot?
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>>36355909
first for boy done good, nice and comfy op well done
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>>36355937
Yeah I will lad it would be my pleasure
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>>36355909
Isle of white girls edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys won't DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites boy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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Lying to your parents 2017-04-18 02:38:14 Post No.36355907
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How have you lied to your parents to cover up your shitty grades, failing school and your alcohol addiction?
>be me 7 years ago
>be in uni, first year
>turns out school is hard, stop going to class
>drink every day, wait outside bar for them to open
>start failing classes
>don't even bother going to exams due to anxiety and depression
>parents want to see your grades every now and then
>log in to uni site where you can see all grades
>download local copy and edit scores
>when parents want to see load up fake site and show them
>believe me for 2 years, give me money
>eventually catch on and cut me off
>i am such a coward for doing that to them
>eventually got happy ending with a job I hate and debt
>depressed, start smoking and drinking again
>hope I die soon
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>>36355907
Get good with your parents f a m, they won't be on this earth forever
The road goes in mysterious ways too, maybe uni aint for you at this moment
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I am on good terms with them now, went to trade school after and got good job. Now I slave away, have no free time, still have no friends because I'm autistic, hate my life.
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>>36355907
Anon, I don't lie to them. I believe I'm responsible of my actions.
Also, what classes are you taking? What university are you attending?
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i want all jews to die
i want all trannies to die
i want all traps to die
i want all femboys to die
i want all nu-males to die
i want all effeminate men to die
i want all faggots to die
i want all feminists to die
i want all niggers to die
i want all taconiggers to die
i want all kebabs to die
i want all degenerate fucking normalfag pieces of shit to die
i want all feminists to die
i want all pinko pieces of shit to die
and i want them all to suffer before they do
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>>36355869
Yet you're just going to continue sitting in your room wallowing in your own anger.
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CTR pls go.
I thought you were supposed to be shilling on /pol/.
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>>36355869
>i want all degenerate fucking normalfag pieces of shit to die
>is a normalfag
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Why can't I talk with you guys? 2017-04-18 02:35:21 Post No.36355856
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Why can't I talk with you guys?
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Why does every thread I reply to go silent after I join every time? Am I really so repulsive that even robots sense it and are driven away through their screens?
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I'm bad at talking to people so I don't reply much. Just know that at least one person (me) doesn't find you repulsive. I hope you have a good day, anon.
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I know that original feel, anon.
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Do you want to be my friend
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I know you guys know who she is
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D.va from Overwatch
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Who is this cutie? She does the same pose most attention whore tumblr users do
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>>36356134
That's what I wanna know my dude
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My leg has a problem. AMA I'm mentally ill.
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>>36355760
ask me anything, reddit
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id say your leg is 3.14 problems
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>>36355760
>I'm mentally ill
>anyone caring about what you have to say.
Every fucking time
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Girls with blue eyes are flawless.
Prove me wrong.
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Jihad Booty
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They are the hottest
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Ehh, they have to have the right kind of blue eyes. Having blue eyes doesn't automatically make them attractive.
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Tired of big discord servers where chat goes so fast you don't even try to talk?Searching for a discord server that's small and people are not complete assholes? Do I sound like a TV seller? Well, look no more! You can joy this small but comfy discord server for only 9.99 (no taxes)! Only 25 uses so get it while it's hot!/KCfa7
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Where the girls at? I need a discord gf
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>>36355763
>girls
>on the internet
what are you saying? everyone on the internet is a little girl, right?
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>>36355763
I'll be your Discord gf. I just joined that Discord posted if you find me i'll accept
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Robot GF/BF application thread 2017-04-18 02:26:47 Post No.36355653
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Robot GF/BF application thread
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Haven't seen one of these in a while.
If we can match even just 1 couple this will have been worth it.
>Location
>Gender (must state if trap)
>Sexual Orientation
>Virgin?
>Age
>Weight
>Height
>Race
>Kinks
>Occupation
>Interests
>Contact info
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>>36355653
I really like these threads but the truth of the matter is they belong on /soc/.
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>>36355653
>Haven't seen one of these in a while.
xcvxcvxc
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>>36355865
this is for robots only