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Why is she soo perfect bros?
How can "fem"bots even compete?I wish I wasn't a massive poorfag and afford this game and ps4
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>>36357520
>buying a PS4
>when it's on the fucking PS3
>when you can get the PS3 for $100 and mod the thing
Why not do that instead of wasting $400 on a nogame machine?
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patrician taste OP
here's a futaba on the house
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>>36357520
I really like her too OP.
In fact you got a really good taste in girls, I can see it.
By the way, I want to buy the game too but I lack the money, Times like this make me hate my wagecuckoldry
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Any fellow podcast listeners out there?
What ones do you usually listen to?
Suggestions?
Where do you listen to them? Favorites?
Ones we should stay away from?
Let's talk podcasts for a bit.
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Grandma's virginity is my favorite podcast at the moment.
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>>36357515
What's it aboot?
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>>36357628
Animation, personal stories, and improv.
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>tfw came to the realization that I can't be sure that anything I don't experience myself is real or true
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>tfw came to the realization i can't be sure of anything i experience
>tfw i dont care
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Literally just roll with it, why does it matter?
Subjective consciousness is the only thing you can know positively; make something of this fact. Knowing this is the beginning to spirituality of a sort. If this is all you can know then at least you have that to hold on to, sort of an anchor for reality. Its the way i look at it.
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>>36357790
But what about so-called 'knowledge'? For instance, how I can I even be certain that Asia exists?
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>mfw i suddenly realized that im merely an avatar being controlled in a virtual reality and that my actions and thoughts aren't really my own
What do i do? Ive been trying to talk to my controller to see if they'll give me absolute proof of their existence but I haven't gotten a sign yet. Shit even me posting this is being controlled by them, are any of you even real or are you just NPC's in my virtual world? It seems like i have at least some freedom of thought
and action within these confines, but ultimately the being who is giving me commands makes the major decisions. Please help im pretty scared
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>>36357436
take your antipsychotics
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you should kill yourself, that'll show that nigger whomst thinks he can control you
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>>36357436
If he's controlling you, you're really just him. So you are still you.
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where do you go with females on a 1st date?
what are you supposed to talk about?
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>>36357430
Go to your basement, talk about how they won't miss the light of day anymore after a couple of years. Fuck, lock the door, leave.
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take her to a mcdonalds and ask about her hopes and dreams
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Depends if she's a normy or not. If she is, you shouldn't bring up Vidya or Anime.
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BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffff ... oh yes my dear .... sssnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff .... quite a harsh reality ... that ... dare I say .... sssssssnniff ... eggs do i smell? ..... .fnf sniffing ... hmmm ... yes ... very much my dear .... snuff ... very bitter eggs yes to a great extent ..... Sssssssssssssnssnnnnnnnnnnini iinnnnnnnnniniiiinnnniniiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnfnffff.... ah yes ... and also .... a hint....snuff .... cottage cheese .... very wet my dear .... sniff ... but yes ... this is good Kindly ... smell ..... my dear please .... another if you please ... good one big now .... BBBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes ... very good! ... very careless and my dear wet ... ..hmmm ... is it that I look at a rim of gold sticks ... ... hmm ... let me know ... Let me taste a little before sniffing my dear .... ... Hmmmm ... Hmm..Yes .... It's a fragile piece of chocolate my dear .... ah yes .... I think ... curry for dinner ... ... oh quite right I am .... I am not .... .... okay ... time for sniffing. .... sssssnnnnniiiiiiii FFFF ... Hmmm ... mm mmmmm i Seeing ... yes .... yes really well curry ...... Hmmm .... this aroma is quite noticeable ... yes ... ..onion and garlic Chutney I take it my dear? ..... hmmmmm .... yes quite ..... BBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFTFTTTTTT Oh I guess that was not expected ... that a little bit of my dear ....You caught me off guard ... yes .. So soft it was though ... hmmmm ... this is my little one ... just a little sniff ... ..sniff... ah....ssssssnnnniiiiiffffffff have tastes ... and ye ...so strong ... yes ... smell ... .sniff sniff ... hmmm ... .is that ... .sniff ... .hmmm ... .you can taste it almost My dear .....yes ... .just ... smell ... .a a bit more if come Please ... ..ssssssnnniiiiifffffff ... ah yes i am now ... quite .yes ... .hhhhmmmm ... captivating my dear ... ..quite best yeah ... .. i say .. Sniffing ... the gravest one most intense yet my dear ... .ssssniiiiffffffffff ... yes...
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Someone post the vocaroo please
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fucking sage this shit
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>>36357358
Taylor why do you do this shit.
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>tfw completely fucking batshit insane but good at hiding it
if someone could look inside my head at my nonsensical thought patterns I'd be locked away forever
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>>36357346
How crazy are you? Im interested.
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>>36357346
oh look another
>im so crazy xddd
thread
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>>36357346
Sometimes I have paranoid bouts where I think somebody might be able to read my thoughts so I focus really hard to put up an imaginary electric barrier around my consciousness and can imagine them not being able to get in. Who else here?
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Can't retrieve the steve.
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>>36357318
why the literal fuck does this guy have such a long face
he unironically looks like a horse
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he can kill me while im walking on the sidewalk any day.
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>>36357347
I bet he has a nice horse cock too
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This is what women consider average in 2017.
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Just end your life if you look worse than this.
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>>36357313
>one girl
>LITERALLY ALL WOMEN ROIGHT
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>>36357313
>393,000 likes
Fuck my fucking life dude. It wasn't even a famous person that tweeted that and so many people agree. Jesus Christ, shits rough.
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mfw no down to earth gf to take out on dates and make her blush with my sappy romance 2017-04-18 03:40:49 Post No.36357194
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mfw no down to earth gf to take out on dates and make her blush with my sappy romance
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Listen I know I'm not the coolest guy and sometimes my jokes make you groan but I think I we'll enjoy our time together fembot.....
I would like to be able to send you flowers with a stupid love note I wrote that makes you blush
I would like to hug you as we watch something boring on Netflix and low-key enjoy how nice you smell.
I would like to hear your voice of approval when I cook you something delicious and then tease you that I'm a better cook than you.
I would like to hold your hand in public and enjoy how qt you look when I lightly squeeze your hand
I would like to see you try to coax my cat into letting you hold him. I'd apologize profusely if he scratches your arm
I would like to nod intently when you vent about how your friends are being total bitches.
I would like to cuddle in bed with you then suddenly nibble on your ear and watch as you shout that I stop because we're just sleeping tonight.
There are so many things I would like to do with you. I know this is weird but.... I would really like to go out with you....
Fembot, please be my gf.
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>>36357194
>you desire romance
>she's already had her vagina stuffed with more dicks than she can count with her fingers
>her asshole has been stretched out
>guys have cum all over her face and hair
>she snickers as this beta talks about all this gay shit
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Don't talk to me unless you're a god.
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>>36357231
Are you describing yourself? If so, why does it seem that your sexual history makes you undesirable to men?
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If you had a daughter, what would you name her?
If you had a son, what would you name him?
I would name my daughter Katya or Yvette and I would name my son Chad.
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bump, i want to hear good name ideas
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Amy for daughter
Bailey for son
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Not really planning on kids, but I would name my daughter Amelia and my son Alexander.
>tfw neet but make music
>tfw only made one good song
its been a while since i made this but give honest feedback anons
https://soundcloud.com/hhhikikomori/memory-shadow
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>>36357187
very generic. almost normie tier, one might say.
the baby voice synths are extremely annoying.
give me honest feedback, op.
https://soundcloud.com/goldenafro/sets/newstuff
https://soundcloud.com/goldenafro/sets/stillsafe
https://soundcloud.com/goldenafro/sets/nowhere
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maybe if you didn't make silly meme music or used lame words like hikkimori the quality would improve..
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I'm in a similar boat OP, but I make ambient music so its pretty easy to make nice sounding pieces.
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CAN WE HAVE A VENTING THREAD
I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF VIDEO GAMES AND STUPID PEOPLE WASTING MY TIME PISS ME OFF
SHARE WHY YOU'RE PISSED OFF TOO
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>>36357180
I can't hold normal convos with friends on steam. They're uninterested and I feel like no matter what I say over text I can't convey something funny or what I really mean.
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>>36357180
>SHARE WHY YOU'RE PISSED OFF TOO
I have an essay I've barely started that's due tomorrow that has vague as fuck guidelines and I have no idea what to write, plus we're supposed to cite a couple of articles for it but half the links the professor posted are dead
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I fucking hate how retardedly liberal media is. I switch between TBS and Comedy Central and they keep trying to show off their new, hip, anti-establishment liberal talk shows. I'm not even conservative I just hate how people don't notice how much of this shit is being forced down people's throats.
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How do you do talk to people? 2017-04-18 03:34:33 Post No.36357061
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How do you do talk to people?
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How do you talk to somebody you like? I even tried alcohol to work up courage but I'm just too scared it will go bad. I've been sitting here drinking more and more alcohol hoping I'll eventually gather the courage but it's just not happening. Somebody help before they go offline and I lose all courage forever.
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i join discords hoping someone talks to me
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Describe the situation
or copy and paste
Hey, how's your day going?
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keep it lighthearted and clever, the art of small talk goes a long way. Then just keep the conversation flowing by being interested
That sum nice handwriting, wish mine was that sexy
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How do i stop hating myself r9k?
Pls respond
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start loving others
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>Join Tsuki
>Die
>???
>Profit
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i wish i knew so i could actually try to be someones friend again without being worthless