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Malesub thread
Tell me all your fantasies, robots
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>>36359234
I like where this is going
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>>36359274
Should've had the decency to post something, but I guess I will
>friends with this guy
>we've been hooking up pretty often
>eventually start talking about kinks
>I tell him how much I like seeing guys humiliated and degraded
>he's this typical Chadboi
>he has boring ass "kinks" like thigh highs, what a fucking normie
>eventually get turned on, sit on his lap, and start grinding on him
>he kisses me and starts grinding back
>slip my tongue down his throat and push him down
>he laughs and says I'm being pretty aggro
>tell him to call me miss
>hes hesitant but says "all right, miss"
>Niagarafalls.jpg
>tell him to down on him
>he starts eating the pussy like his last meal
>grab his hair, pull him up, and ask if I can slap him
>muffled yes, not bothering to pull his face out of my cunt
>pull him up and slap him a couple times, as hard as I can
>electricity shoots up my cunt with every slap
>he moans and grabs his dick
>"hit me again miss. Hit me!"
>Holy shit, I broke him.
>grab his neck and shove him back down
>spit on him, telling how much of a whore he is
>at this point he's begging me to use and defile him
>squirt for the first time, on his face
>ride that dick into the sunset after
Good times...
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>>36359234
malesub here
my fantasy? to be able to go to bed at a normal time.
every night my dom gets home from work around 8, by then dinner is ready I cook food and give her a foot rub and we spend some time talking about her day around midnight she always gets horny and after several hours of having my face fucked and being ridden we get to bed around 3 am its like clockwork and as great as it is I just wanna sleep at a normal time for once, is that so much to ask?
am i sexy? original comment
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Your bode looks sad
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>>36359195
id plough that ass ngl
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>>36359195
part your hair to the side and wear it over your face
get a tattoo over your eye and belly
that will instantly take you from a 4/10 to a solid 8/10
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>tfw I sperged in public again
How do you get the balls to end it /r9k/?
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>>36359156
Elaborate on how you sperged out, OP
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>>36359476
Played Death Grips at a party when my friend told me to play some music since he was interested in what music I'm interested in.
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>>36359544
>Went to party
>Friend
>Normie music taste
REEEEEE OFF MY BOARD.
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Any of you guys have any tips on cutting the cartoid artery?
I want to do it quick tomorrow
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>>36359118
A knife works pretty well.
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>>36359135
will i be able to do it successfully
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>>36359118
Just slam a big enough knife into your neck, it's kind of hard to miss.
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Hello.... Robots?
The trips shall score a date with me!
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>>36359102
post tits
originally please
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>>36359102
Unless you're a cyoot femboi nobody gives a shit.
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>>36359102
Ok I'm using a trip when are you free?
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How old were you when your realized that attempting to find love as you understand it to be true from a woman is akin to a naive child searching the North Pole for Santa Clause?
All of you here complain about either not being able to form relationships with women altogether or actually being able to do so, yet receiving neither connection nor fulfillment from them. Why don't you just wake up from your delusion and realize that women are fundamentally incapable of feeling "love" in the same manner that you do? So called "true love," that is to say, companionship and unwavering appreciation for another human being, exists only in children's stories and folklore. Women from a biological perspective, were never intended to be monogamous, as such an arrangement decreases the genetic diversity of her offspring. This can be observed through the almost universal inclination of women towards infidelity and risk taking sexual behavior throughout their child bearing years, and is merely a product of a latent instinct that has been present within them for millennia.
So, to those who are incapable of attracting women, I implore you, what exactly is it that you hope to gain? And to those who have said capability, do you honestly think the next one will be any different? At the end of the day the naive child searching for Santa is honestly convinced that he will one day find him in the North Pole, but once he scours every acre of its barren ice fields, he will be left disappointed and in the middle of a frozen wasteland.
TL;DR What are you even fighting for and or complaining about?
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Do you have any idea how much more I'd want to die if I hadn't deluded myself into thinking there's someone out there for me?
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>>36359141
This realization is not intended to cause dismay. Rather, to bring into being, a sober feeling of lucidity and acceptance of the truth.
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>>36359057
I accepted that love is fictitious years ago.
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Hi lads,
I have a paper to write about a song that I feel properly describes/represents myself. What are some goodand preferably not too explicitsongs that would somewhat describe a robot
I have no good ideas currently pls help
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Oh what the fuck
8th grader pls go
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>>36359067
I'm 18. I'm upgrading a course for hs which is why I gotta do this shit-tier paper desu
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>>36359044
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral (The Bottom)
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post your best reaction images since im running low
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This is a new meme that is still in research and development phase, please exercise caution if you decide to use it recreationally
-thanks
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>>36359087
i dont know much about memes, but that looks like a deer to me.
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Who /effortlessnofap/ here?
I frequently go several days, sometimes a week effortlessly without fapping, and it doesn't effect me at all. When I do fap it's way better too.
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>>36359034
>who /lowtest/ here?
bad news, anon
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>>36359034
>Who /effortlessnofap/ here?
on day 23 and it's pretty effortless. i've tried quitting porn in the past while continuing to fap and that's way harder than just not doing any of it.
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Nofap is helping me. I used to get scared and not be able to get hard around girls, now i'm ready to fuck.
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>Got so much work to do
>Don't do any work for weeks
>Haven't eaten for 3 days
>Slept for 2 days straight
>Tired as fuck
Robots, how do you even get motivated?
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bump
how original is this?
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anybody?
Hello?
anyone there?
fuck
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What kind of work? how do you not eat?
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What kind of fucking IDIOT would let some fag in a suit inject some mysterious liquid into their child?
Seriously, fuck every pro vaccine hack. If you want to take some hippy drugs I don't care, just don't force it on me or my children. I'll never let you libtard faggots touch anyone in my family
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Have fun with polio in 2017 you fucking retard
>me or my children
Not like youll ever get laid anyway
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>>36359029
You're a fucking retard and I hope measles ends your bloodline
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>>36359072
>Not like youll ever get laid anyway
I already have one beautiful, pure baby girl. I am never gonna let any doctors or some government suit inject some crap into her
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>tfw missed a million miles of fun
>tfw missed out on teen years
>tfw can't form a functioning relationship because I can't relate to people who developed normally
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>36358970
Missing out on teen years is probably the worst that can happen to one who wants to be somewhat extroverted.
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>>36358970
I don't know what the fuck you mean by million miles of fun but yeah
except I missed out on earlier stages of life, and during highschool I just became an alcoholic
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It's like being a child trying to relate to adults. They seem like alien species they're so otherworldly to me.
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The Frog & Feels is once again open for business.
Come on in, have a drink, and tell me what's on your mind.
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>>36358963
I'll take some Jager Mr. Tender.
Girl I like said earlier that she thought about asking me out, but she has to be lying, and just trying to lead me on for attention, because there is literally no reason to date me.
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Thanks Barkeep. Gin and Tonic please. Bombay Sapphire with a lime wedge and orange zest.
Over the past few months I've completely lost interest in women. I used to look at a pretty girl and get horny/excited, now I don't feel anything. Porn no longer does anything for me and masturbation is like a chore. I have no interest in relationships either, they just seem like taxing bullshit to me.
It still feels good though. Its like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Its like one less thing I need to care about. What concerns me is the underlying reasons behind it. I'm not depressed so that isn't the cause, but I'm not sure what it is. Have I been redpilled?
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I'll take an old fashioned.
>got an internship at an excellent bank's investments research department
>became friends with a girl who is basically a female version of me and a french dude who is laid back pretty cool
>grades slipped slightly this semester due to a terrible teacher but it's nothing I can't fix next semester
Everything is going just fine. The only thing that is actually bad is the fact that I'm starting to drift away from my last childhood bro. It sucks but I guess everything must end.
However, despite all the positive stuff in my life right now, I don't feel happy. I don't feel anything in fact. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I do know that I should be better off than before. The problem seems to be that despite gaining all these things that were supposed to drag me out of my depression, I still feel empty and lonely for no apparent reason. Hell, even the loneliness feels bland. Maybe I'm a psychopath? I don't know what's happening to me. I just can't seem to be happy no matter what.
hey,
i have a pair of whitestrips that say to keep on for 30 mins, if i keep on for an hour will teeth get twice as white? tht being said can i leave a pair on for a day and get super clean? and will something bad happen if i do?
>pic related
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>i have a pair of whitestrips that say to keep on for 30 mins, if i keep on for an hour will teeth get twice as white?
no. keep them on for however long it says to.
>tht being said can i leave a pair on for a day and get super clean?
what the fuck
whitening strips don't clean your teeth. they basically just bleach them.
by that same token, do not leave them on for longer than you're supposed to. i would believe that it fucks up the enamel or something i dunno.
follow the instructions
how is this hard
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>>36358916
Is this what you think my teeth look like?
>all the photos in my camera roll are named IMG_xx
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>>36358987
i could give two shit if there clean m8 i just wanna feel like a normal person again, and dont fucking talk down to me
>>36359024
well im embarrassed of my teeth so i used this
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>tfw you fap to girls (male) after not fapping for a few days
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>tfw you don't fap at all and just think about dick
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>tfw you don't fap for a few days and rope after rope of cum splurts out
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>>36358885
If you squint, it kind of looks like she's got those bug-out chameleon eyes.