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hi 4chan

last night was my first night out drinking in college
no girls wanted to dance with me cuz I'm fuckign hideous
literally everyone was making out except me
came back to dorm and bricked my phone in rage and just desperation
parents called local police after i said some shit about overdosing or something
police came into room at 2am and turned on all the lights and made me call a counselor or some dumb bullshit

it won't get better. /soc/ said i was a 5/10. not particularly physically fit. ccant compete with cchad in any way. honestly might as well end it all cuz i don't have any worth

dubs decides if i an hero, and how

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Two hours ago I've been taking to the police for drinking beer in a public space and now I feel sad and... I don't know,.. dirty. Like I've done something wrong and absolutely amoral even tho it was just stupid beer.

Have you ever been arrested by police, robots?

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how can you stay fat more than 1 year
i can understand that you can have some hard times life is tough blablabla but how the fuck can you fucking stay fat knowing that fatness is the easiest way not being attractive
losing weight is so damn easy how you have to do is exercise a little and eat a little less each week u fatty faggots

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So, which one of these has it worse, the Stacy or the (probably) femrobot

>be me, 18
>want to see what a friend from grade school is up to
>don't remember the last name of him but remember other full names of people in the class, maybe they could help me
>start searching on facebook through random names who come into my mind
>one of the people i started talking to is a stacy, 8/10
>apparently my normie-faking works and through smalltalk we start a conversation
>she tells me about her life
>19, pregnant with her second child who comes out in about a week, abusive drug addictive boyfriend who regularly beats her and cheats on her.
>she moved to a different country because of him and lost her apprenticeship
>try to talk her up a bit about leaving him etc, the usual
>while this is going on i tell her the actual reason i talked to her, she had the little brother of my friend on facebook.
>don't care anymore since i got what i wanted, lastly tell her to leave him and that she can do it.
>she agrees with me, but i personally don't think she will do it, stacy after all.
>Another one of the random names who came into my mind was about a 2/10 ugly girl.
>look her up, her facebook bio is literally "you hate me? I hate me to..."
>she got really ugly through puberty
>notice how forced her smile is in every pic
>doesn't even post much on fb because she doesn't has a lot of friends
>i'm thinking about maybe helping her, she probably has depression and suicidal thoughts
>wouldn't be surprised if she is actually reading this
>got what i wanted, so i decided not to text her or send her a friend request, i have enough problems after all.

What do you say r9k, who has is worse? pic not really related

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Aren't most psychiatry disorders over-diagnosed ? Such as ADHD/Depression like :

>'Doctor, i feel sad because i broke up with my girlfriend 1 week ago ...'

don't tell me more, you probably have depression ! take those pills (that will get you in the real depression)

>'my son is very active and has bad resultsi n school'

don't tell me more he probably has adhd, take this adderall haha !

also muh self-diagnosis meme, but sometime i think its better than seeing a psychiatrist that will over-diagnosis u about 4-5 disorder that you only have one symptom of

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Why do whores ware these?

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Is anyone here a celibate out of choice?

>Be me
>Grow up with a single mother and sisters
>See how shitty women can be, never put them on the pedestal
>missed my formal (Australian prom) cause I saw it as a waste of time
>become adult
>see women get elevated through jobs because thirty betas want to fuck them and alphas encourage this to grow their harem
>realize playing vidya and not participating is just easier

Anyone else?

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How do I get over my obsessions with big, beautiful, delicious cock? I'm straight dammit.

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Anyone else here get jealous of female pleasure?

l don't think I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. l hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms. I am so jealous of females.

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>it's illegal to do certain things if you're considered to not have a "correctly informed opinion" about it
Freedom of thought my ass.

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>"Oh, anon? This is your girlfriend?!?!"
>"Me and her were just finishing up so you can have her back..."
>"Or would you rather dump her go out with me instead?"

What would you do?

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Does anyone who is actually old enough to post on this site use discord?

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>spilled my piss bottle all over my floor
I want to fucking die

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I'm not a heavy drinker, but last week i had to attend many parties because i started university. Two days ago i woke up after a wet night, where i went home 11pm. Only by standing up, my heart rate sky-rocketed. I went to get some groceries, and when i walked up the stairs i got exhausted and my heart almost went through my chest. I went to my doctor which listened to my heart and strapped alot of EKG electrodes. He told me i got Sinus Arytmi (extra heartbumps, arytmical) and sent me to the hospital. There they found i had almost constant atrial fibrillation, which is very uncommon at my age (23). I had to spend the night, take several blood tests and got about 8 syringe shots. They couldn't treat me before three weaks, because my blood coagulated and there is a severe risk of blood clotting in my brain, giving me a fucking stroke. Point is that alcohol is not good for your heart, and suddenly something like this could happen. I can't drink in a month now.

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>tfw 27 but still feel like a 15 year old