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>>36360990
She's a retard who went to the rally with the intent to cause violence. She deserved every bit of what she got.

I won't condone violence, but if she started something it is here fault. Unrelated her hair looks dumb as fuck and gives "SJW" vibe.

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>>36360990
>defending a gross roastie on r9k, a confirmed dirty pubic hair fetish porn slut.

saged btw, not giving this thread a bump.

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I always forget how annoying it is to dump on /r9k/

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I thihnk my strategy from here on in is going to be to quote the first sentence of each page I post

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>I've never kissed anyone before.

>>36360976
Tell her that she's important to you but her mom is right. It'll save you the inevitable heartache when her mom finally convinces her to dump you.

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>>36361046
you want me to tell her that she is indeed a disgrace for dating me?

>>36361077
You're a disgrace for posting here without being a robot.

>>36360877

I'd be willing to try eating out a woman, but the very act of it seems somewhat gross and very submissive.

So I'd try it out but if the experience matched what I already think of it then I'd stop immediately.

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>>36360877
Why is instagram full of filth? Bleh, reminds me of why I deleted all of my social media accounts in the first place.

Any fembots interested in a roided manlet. I make decent money too and have my own things.

>>36360850
>tfw you help a get a guy off with your voice
gay

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>tfw you help get a guy off by posting lewd pictures

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>>36361987
>tfw you help a guy get off by posting lewd greentext

What are some examples of stuff on your list?

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>>36360800
Sort computer
Learn to drive
Clean surroundings
Clean self
Go outside
Attempt to do anything physical
Attempt to do anything social
Code anything
Write anything
Draw anything
Go through audio cache of a music bot and put all the music on it's playlist
Listen to rest of 200 hour audio course
Not masturbate

The list was a metaphor not a literal thing but you get the idea, none of it ever happens.

>>36360931
I think I am the same way, but my list is very literal and involves me "mastering" something. I think it stems from my OCD. Here are some examples:
>fully navigate and explore every site I visit (for example, read every wiki and sidebar of every subreddit I am subscribed to)
>look through all of the areas and pages of the dashboard/home section of my consoles

Basically, the gist is that I want to look through and familiarize myself with every aspect of anything I use. It even bothers me when I do not read huge documents like the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service for sites, programs, and other things I use, but I absolutely cannot be forced to read those.

>>36360752
embarrassing to be honest

that reminds me of an old HS crush
>tfw no brown qt gf with a voice smooth as silk
sucks to know I didn't take any chances man

>>36360752
Happened to me last night

>>36360706
Post more rare Aryans.

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>>36360767
I like this wagie and comfy pepe thing he posted. Do you have many rares?

>>36360706
>Aryan
You don't look very Iranian.

>>36360687
How old are you?

I don't have a relationship with any of my siblings or step siblings but that's because they're all terrible, terrible people.

>>36360741
I'm gonna be 27 by the end of April.

>>36360687
>catch bugs
>board games
>swimming
ayy lmao

>>36360633
IQ or age

>>36360926
iirc these things aren't even capable of consciousness; their IQ is probably 0.

>>36360633
why is the one on the right so much smaller

Natives are the worst
But
Not as bad as niggers

ah as a native guy myself that picture a good reminder for me to not ever do hard drugs or become an alcoholic

thanks op

>>36360591
You deserve much worse for stealing their land

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>>36360490
The companionship would be nice

>>36360490

what you're referring to is a friend, and you'll never have one because you're incapable of separating females and sex and will see every friendship as a friendzone

>>36360490
What you are referring to is having a full lesbian friend or possibly a African American female friend.

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I need to know why you people come here, I'm sure everyone must have there reasons

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This is the only place I feel like I fit in.

I've always been on /r9k/ since the day the board was up, both times. I have no friends so it's the only social interaction I get

About 14k gbp in total

> -$2509 from credit card debt
> -$12,099 from student loans
I just can't wait to graduate and start paying them off. I got an $85k job lined up

2k checking
11k savings
I'm gonna spend most of it on college ( I was too lazy to get FAFSA or scholarships) but I'm honestly just tempted to fall for le travel meme because I'm obsessed with east asia

uwotm8?

Probably not original

>>36360414
This post is actually really creative. Nice, Anon.

>>36360414
I didn't actually notice anything wrong with this post at first. I'm stupid