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>>36363798
Good. You gonna get out bread whitey lmao.

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>implying black robots exist

>>36363798
>now infecting Aussie women

like any self respecting Australian man would give a fuck what our """""women""""" want to fuck. bbc meme won't work on us, you dog cunt.

>>36363743
brad was right and your mustache looks terrible

>>36363743
These RP threads are autism incarnate

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>>36363743
Th-Thank a lot chad that's really nice of you to look after me like this, i-it's almost like having a big brother haha

But he had a point, 2D girls really could be better, you know? They never hurt you or say mean things to you, and they can be anything you want. You never have to worry about accidentally saying things that might be weird, or worry that they're not being sincere when they act nice to you...

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>>36363725
>fascist here
short answer you dont

>>36363725
step 1: stop telling facists what to do

>>36363725
fuck wit u don't crush it
same as commies

u debunk them in front of every one and show them and every one around them their flaws

never crush and repress them or u will just have them festering underground and they will grow in size and anger

are the two other women cunts?
will chad expect me to do things with the other girls, solo?

>>36363696
You can expect that if you don't satisfy chad, he'll replace you.

The man on the left is a run-of-the-mill guy who will be respectful and only mildly assertive.

Can I just watch Chad fuck the other girls while they mock my body?

>>36363661

"Sup. My name's Chad."

"I have a raging niggercock just waiting for your pussy or ass."

"I'll do women, men, niggers, or anything, really. I just want sex of all kinds."

"Bonus points if you like to watch me drink my own cum."

i have so little personality i asked random strangers on the internet to write this status for me - sup

>>36363661
i habe big b0i pussi

Who else here /cantgetarousedbywomen/

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>>36363674

Here, something for you, then.

I can only fap to futa and traps.

Its so fucking arousing. I crave the feminine dick

>>36363633
>tfw fantasizing about suddenly being the only man in the world while all women are in heat

I want to hunt down a qtboi innawoods and violently rape him. Then maybe cuddle or something if he was good.

>>36363633
I want to be in public and have a qt watch me masturbate.

>>36363598
yeah but what about an objectively ugly boyfriend who is broker than shit???

>>36363598
>MOST GUYS DON'T FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
>WILL I EVER GET A QT (to me) BF WHO ISN'T BROKE AS SHIT
No, no you will not. Time to lower them standards.

post pics, i bet i find you attractive...

>Youtube
>Twitter
>Twitch
>Tumblr
>Furaffinity

>lookism
>sluthate
>/r/incels
>/r/short
>/r/squaredcircle
>/fit/
>bb.com /misc
>/fitmisc/
>/ic/
>youtubes

>>36363555
>>36363606

Galrus for porn

http://www.adidas.com/us/cloudfoam-race-shoes/AW5327.html

Link for store you robots can use some stamina

Nice shoes, but hate shoes priced to high. Also fuck you tripfag. Are those comfy?

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I wear pic related and will still wear them unti l die

>>36363512
>He's under 6'
>He's not a billionaire
>He's not even a Chad

Your right OP, thanks for the role reversal.

>>36363512
you can bet your ass OP

>>36363512
Funnily enough i would pretty much try to get a tall white muscley chad

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eat ur greens

>>36363479
You can boil your sponges in hot water and reuse them instead of buying new ones.

>>36363565
That sounds legit as fuck, ironically thanks anon

>>36363453
>Why are girls so fucked up?

Jews

>>36363467
Pretty sure it was still that way before. Haven't you ever read Macbeth? Even back then people knew that girls are fucked up an that guys will fuck you up.

>>36363453
Because they are people. Also, it's yout own fault if you chase after the nutcases, instead of just using them for sex.

>>36363449
>soulless
Because that's what gets you further in life, OhPee.

>>36363449
>Each one I come across is either a homosexual, degenerate or an edgy school shooter-tier sociopath

We're lucky enough to have Schlomo's undivided attention at the moment.

Epic blackpost, I'm sure you're not that blackbot who keeps posting with black wojaks every day and complaining about how his therapist won't let him kill white people.

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Cause I don't have a her

>>36363429
The only "her" in my life is my mother

Because I'm a beta manlet and she only wants Chad's dick.