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>>36365793
>tfw only .001 are attractive virgins

>>36365793
how do you propose getting a non-used goods gf then.

>>36365793
reference needed

>>36365766
these are not real robots, but a bunch of pathetic failed normans

>>36365766
The bullied will always become bullies. To them, being a bully is to be powerful and exercise control over ones own life.

Cause you can only bully someone beneath you duh

Keep up the good work op. Make those fuckers work for their wages lmao.

>been NEET for a month and still can't shake off that wageslave conditioning
>still wake up around 6 am

>>36365987
Keep doing this. It gives your day structure so you don't feel like a total piece of shit.

It won't change you. You've been brainwashed your whole life. Go fuck whoever you want and don't be a slave to your ideology.

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>>36365569
>does having casual sex make a girl a worse person?

No, it just makes your vagina wider and looser, that's all

No personality change

>>36365601
>1999 + 18
>still thinks his pencil dick losses a girls vagina

>>36365567
To get a big bbc in her ass

>>36365567
White women can't resist Tyrone.

>>36365636
Bet mommy moaned like crazy while getting that D

Libra.
Why, tho ?

>>36365552
Libra
>tfw born to be robot
Also, nice digtis, you were close OP

Gemini, is it robot ??

also have a worthless degree, luckily I didn't go into debt thanks to parents. NEET now. Have no passion for anything in general

>>36365544
>grow up near the chesapeake bay
>fishing and crabbing since ~6
>grow really attached to the region
>start to enjoy the environment more than anything
>want to pursue a career in it
>go to environmental-focused HS
>major in bio and envr
>almost the end of my second semester
>lost all passion for my major
>still love the environment but college killed my passion to make a career out of it
>don't want a career in anything else
>not good at anything else
>just want manual labor jobs now
>going to drop out after finals

College killed my only aspiration for a career. Now I just want money so I can buy a house in the countryside. I'm not worried or scared, because I always know there's an easy way out.

>>36365544
>spent 4 years in college doing graphic design
oh man. I'm sorry.

graphic design fucking sucks.
Have you tried VFX/motion graphics instead? I've done both graphic design and vfx for a decent amount of time as a hobby, and I vastly prefer motion graphics over gd.
They kinda bleed into each other, but they're different enough that it doesn't make you want to kill yourself from all the autistic shit that comes with graphic design.

>>36365497
ITT: anon just wants good pics to masturbate to

Maybe I would've posted if you asked clearly

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who flatlined here?

>>36366441
>flatlined
i want this too, but how?

Liberals

My fetishes are my life at this point.

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>>36365389
Conservative.
Sometimes there can be so much freedom that, in truth, it's just slavery to passions and whim. You think you're free to do whatever you want by trying to completely fulfill your base urges that you lose yourself and have them rule you, becoming no more than an animal.
John 8:34 : "Jesus answered them, 'Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who practices sin is a slave to sin.'"

The conservative option is good if you want a lasting society, the liberal one is if you don't fucking care and are fine with the destruction of your own people.

She's some anon's niece

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>>36365387
Do you mean this original one?

>>36365424
top IoI

>not wearing cargo pants along with a long sleeve shirt
This needs to be illegal.

>>36365341
Its always short shorts weather in socal

>>36365341
6'1 140lbs here, shorts look retarded

>>36365318
>The fact that threads on /r9k/ are so sex and genital related makes you guys seem simple-minded, laughable and all round not respectable.Yeah, just keep convincing yourself how thinking about vaginas 24/7 makes you a superior "alpha male" and I'm just a virgin neckbeard.The fact in my first paragraph will never change.
Ok, here's a (You) and a sage, Mister morality

>>36365318
http://www.strawpoll.me/12769695/r

Just going to leave this here.
>nearly half of all /r9k/ users are underage and just entering puberty

I fucking hate this about /r9k/.

>dick this, dick that
>dat feel when ur gf licks ur anus
>I got an 8 incher FUCK YEAH

You guys seriously have nothing else to post on the Internet?
This is a technological marvel and you use it for bullshit that you could just keep inside your heads?

>>36365230
>>>/pol/ and here's a (You) and a sage

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>>36365289
>Cheer up anon, no need to look so down!

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I like this one the best

get to it

>>36365187
>Is he the patron saint of robots?

Yes

>>36365187

Wasn't he an anarchist?
I thought robots want neetbux from the state.

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>>36365187

Stirner? He's the robot of robots. Never again will we see a man for such contempt for everything. Anyone who made Karl Marx fly into autistic fits of rage gets a gold star from me.

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Will she look after you though?

>>36365117

Brexit means Brexit

>almost unanimously agree to keep politics out of /britfeel/ unless something politically big happens
>something politically big happens the next day

classic