Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 657. page

wow that's bad, my life been shit to,

TFW the lead writer of HL3 has left the company.

>>39297363
Have you applied for welfare? Are you applying for jobs? You gotta try man, you might be able to turn your life around.

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>page 8

another layer

>>39297326
I am on 4 layers... usually 3 but today i felt like 4 : ^)

>>39297326
How does one define a layer of JUST?

>>39297290
People on long car rides, like truckers, or students in buses for school sponsored events, because they can't stop anywhere

>>39297290
who cares mommy comes and cleans them up once a week so why would I piss in the toilet when I can piss in a bottle and mommy takes care of them

>>39297290
It is to avoid parents. If you don't have your own baghrooom, living your room gives parents power

>>39297106
Because they are not strong.

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>>39297106
We refuse to embrace the abyss within our souls.

>>39297106
We're men who would be killed in past wars.

im sorry im such a shit person i tried hanging myself todday but i could;nt im a coward i just wish you'd talk to me though. about anything

but i know you wont because you're smart you know its better this way and im sorry i cant leave you alone or stop dreaming of you or crying over you i wish i would stop but i have panic attacks when i think about how you feel about me and im sorry

>>39297158
How do you fail at hanging yourself? Also, what's your initial.

we love and appreciate them, giving her all of the respect this grateful women deserve.

I really appreciate all of the hard work they do to be an unknown flower in my life

>>39297935
Will you still feel that way when she leaves you for getting more "attention" from chads cock?

>>39297972
that when yet another rampage starts

i usually jerk off to it

If I am going to watch or read something but the MC is a chad I don't watch or read it. Apart from that sex scenes don't bother me. Also:

>not being a virgin
What are you doing here?

I get scared that someone might see what I'm watching and think I'm a perv but otherwise I don't care.

>>39296935
No shit you drag your prison around with you, your meek and bland personality is the reason you're unhappy and alone, you're like plain bread, no one wants to eat just plain bread

>move away for uni, thinking I'll make some meaningful contacts and relationships with people
>remember in the attempt that I can't into that
Wonder if I should just stop putting on the front and stay completely alone.

>>39296963

>meek and bland personality

I don't know what is so exciting about other people's personality

That image is making me feel all types of uncomfortable

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>>39296911
self.
control.

also you'd probably get more replies to your thread if the OP wasn't absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>39296911
Is this woman dead? Sucking your own blood out through a straw seems like a good way to kill yourself

Go away normalfag. sage

>>39296857
>>Facebook
retard, never date a woman with an OPEN social network.

>>39296857
She's not texting you back because she's too busy sucking off chad and tyrone

Because paying a prostitute is just glorified masturbation. The thing robots want is not just losing their virginity, but for someone else, another human being, to willingly take it.

>>39296779
You are glorifying sex. Life isn't like anime where your cute kouhai schoolgirl will confess her pure feelings to you behind the uni building and you start a lovey dovey relationship and have sex under the bedsheets in a missionary position while holding hands saying "aisteru yo kouhai-chan"

>>39296826
>all that retarded shit you just wrote
>the same thing as being such a deplorable, broken, ugly piece of shit that you can't even get laid
It's not sex I'm glorifying, it's being a functional human being who can form functional relationships with people.

>>39296554

Hahahhahahahha

Just get a job you fucking parasite.

>>39296554
Going through it at the moment. The process is horrible because it makes you feel like a criminal

>>39296797

yes i find it especially rude as they dragged me to one of their assessments only last year.

>>39296394
well we're all just a product of our genetics and experiences so we dont actually have as much control as we think we do.

>>39296394

How was I supposed to know you guys are a government mind test

I don't know, sometimes I think things had to be this way for me to fucking know better. Too bad I had to learn it the hard way.

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hello robots, my name is heinrich and i made lots of newfriends in this place. to be honest i did nazi this coming, but its the real deal.

So you guys decided to not be dead for once?

>>39296423
no it still dead, dont come

>someone actually lives like this
absolutely fucking disgusting

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this is the place where i've spent the most of my life

bumping because i'm curious about this