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>Tfw had a good easter
>He didn't
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>the light-skinned one is the only one who can spell Easter.
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I'm siding w/ Stevie more and more...
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I'm guessing this is fake.
If it isn't then good riddance

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The guy who always has his sleeves rolled up so everyone can see his shitty tattoos, and then likes to talk about "capitalism."
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>>36366621
Any STEM major who thinks their undergrad degree is worth something and makes them a "scientist" (pro-tip: it doesnt).

t.phd candidate
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>The guy who raised his hand to answer every question in class

That was me. I was facing false sexual harassment accusations so I had to keep up the charade. I was hoping that at least one professor would be able to say that I couldn't have done it, so I kept up the charade for 4 years.

I'm free now, but at what cost...
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somethin wrong with capitalism?

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i am going to present this image without comment
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Who's idea do you think it was? Was it the cucked dad?
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>>36366650

step mom probably wanted an excuse to hang out with step dad
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>it's finest

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>tfw lost personality
>tfw can't be witty any more
>tfw it feels like something is pressing against my brain

I can literally notice how I'm not fun any more. I see people react and say something which I could never come up on my own now, but which sounds like something I would have said before I became like this.
It's killing me.
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Iktf im fucking garbage.
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>>36366540
>can't be witty anymore
That's a good thing original poster ,you maybe dead inside atleast you are not cringy.
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>>36366559

Sorry to hear that, bro. Yes, that's exactly how I feel. Garbage, worthless garbage.
It was all my fault though, years of voluntary neglect and isolation, with 10 years of pretending to be "depressed" gave me this. Must be karma.

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who is the most fat person on this board?
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I am 100% fat
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>>36366491
Ur mum xddxxd
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>>36366524
That is a big lie

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>Kicked out of two apartment complexes
>Lost most of his money gambling
>Trying to get the attention of his oneitis
>FBI called him narcissistic, sadistic loner
>Out of style clothes

Was he a blackbot?
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>>36366460
He's a piece of shit is what he is.
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>>36366460
Dark skinned people cannot be robots
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why the long face stevie?

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I lift so that one day ill be that jacked guy who wears cute anine t shirts
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>>36366403
>I lift so that one day ill be that jacked guy who people assume is actually just fat because he wears cute anine t shirts

ftfy
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>>36366403
i dont understand why these "traps" want to attract ugly beta retards
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Please get the fuck off my board you piece of shit

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Do you miss him, /r9k/?
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No, im not an edgy teenager
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Not at all, psycho with shit ambitions
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>>36366370

Go away JIDF shills.

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So far gone
29 khv
Can't recover
50k in debt
Packing my bags tomorrow anons
Will go innawoods

How long do you think ill last?
I plan on permanently staying
I have nothing to stay here for
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>>36366217
You'll be alright. Just remember to build a shelter you can have a small fire in. build a fireplace out of clay and dirt and you'll be set
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can you eat trees?
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>>36366217
Good luck trying to get food and finding clean water

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>tfw tax return money hasn't come back yet
>tfw the tax guy said it'd come in two weeks, two weeks ago

;_;
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>>36366171
It will arrive tomorrow.
Trust me
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>>36366578
IT'S NEVER COMING ANON AHHHH I JUST WANT SOME EXTRA MONEY TO PUT INTO MY SAVINGS ;_____;
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>>36366578
On a side note JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is amazing

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What's your social age, anon?
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le originalio
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>2 made a friend

looks like I'm 1
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4

That sounds about right. That's the age when I first decided I didn't want to get any older.

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Today's my birthday, I'm 22 years old.
I'm a high school drop out who hasn't done anything since I was 17.
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>>36366158
Happy Birthday Anon!

im in the same situation but a few years younger

how's your birthday going?
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>>36366158
>Today's my birthday
mine too, happy birthday to us
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I\'m 27. It gets worse.

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>trying to work up the courage to go outside and go jogging in daylight where other people can see you
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Don't be a fatass afraid of the outdoors, just go run and get into s rhythm. When I see overweight people run I actually feel happy for them because unlike 90% of America they are actually doing something to help themselves.
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>>36366128
b-but anon people don't fat shame you if you're working out it's all in your head.
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>>36366201
no but they'll judge the way im running, what im wearing, my gait, my shoes, my hair, how little distance i cover before i need to go back to walking etc etc

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>Play life is strange
>This security guard dude is antagonized for doing his job and trying to keep the school safe
>Silent dude
>As plot goes on people complain about him taking a lot of pictures and taking notes
>Dosen't want his stepdaughter to smoke weed or steal a gun from his locker
>People who play it call him a creep and asshole
>Later you see he is the only one actually investigating the missing student, the drug trade, the corruption, and just wants everyone to be safe
>He literally saves your life
>Oh cool gamedevs actually made him an Anti-hero
>People playing it actually still dislike him
Why are normies so shit
David is a robot charecter and people hate him
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As much as I enjoyed that game, I really couldn't get over how god awful the dialogue was.

Every young character spoke with this autistic mix of old memes and even older myspace slang, even though it was supposedly set in 2016

It's what I imagine a board of middle aged directors at square enix would come up with when asked "what do the kids these days sound like?"
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>>36366168
I will admit that this one surprised me
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>>36366305
kek was internet slang long before it had anything to do with 4chan or politics, it's from world of warcraft.

Factions couldn't communicate, and what you said was "translated" to the other side to mask it, when a Horde member said "lol" alliance members saw "kek".

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>female
>living life on easy mode
>ripped butthole from brutal ass-raping
>disabled
>broke
>jobless because the one place it's plausible for me to work doesn't hire young females
>no friends
>every time I try to make an online friend I get ghosted
>no drivers' license because disability

but despite all this I have a boyfriend. my life is truly good.
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>ripped asshole from brutal ass rape

Lost right there
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>>36365856
>jobless
>female
Fiction
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>>36365856
ass raping?

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