After I finish this soda, I'm off the stuff for good
Just because I said that the last 182 times I had a soda doesn't mean I don't mean it this time
good on you
perplex aromas
Just try and do whatever makes you happy. I don't see the point in forcing yourself to do things. It doesn't matter in the end, really. And if you want to be real edgy- none of it matters at all. So, if it makes you happy to drink, or not to drink, just do that.
>>36374303
Protip: see pic
A pack of 15 of these is ~$9. It's like drinking soda, only it's just water.
*blocks your path*
"Halt give me all your chicken nuggers or I shoot."
Wat do?
I'd give him my chicken nuggers he looks looks like he means business.
>>36374711
>11
you look like you know the meme business
>you're hired
>>36374269
>nuggers
cis scum
Can anyone help me make a comfy folder?
>>36374228
I have a few nice japan images from a 10/10 thread on /wg/ a while ago. Might still be there.
>>36374420
Reply to Thread No.36374228
This one is nice. -- original comment --
Looks like your employer will be looking into your browser history from now on, wageslave! You don't have any weird fetishes, though, so I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/fears-google-hire-could-allow-employers-to-see-your-entire-search-history/news-story/1ce077a29144dfa286e503c359c96c2f
>>36374190
If I have a scat fetish does that improve or hurt my chances of getting a job involving sewage?
>>36374190
Employer already knows that I love Ballbusting and have made my own videos. Do jobs really give a shit what porn you look at?
>>36374295
What is the appeal of scat. Not judging I just truly don't get it...is it a humiliation thing or is the poo actually the fun oart
So, last night someone views my profile, we chat it up, I score a date on Thursday.
Lucky right? But it gets weirder.
And today there was this q.t 3.14 weeb girl who invited me to her anime club which she leads.
I sat next to her, and she was super friendly and nice to me even though I was fat. She even offered me half of her doughnut! She's taking the class for the same reason I am, and it looks like we're gonna end up in the same career!
D-did I wake up in some weird anime reality where girls just like me now even though I'm a fat piece of shit?
>>36374182
Never stopped to think she's just overly nice? Check how she acts with other people before you crash and burn
>>36374458
Oh tru dat. There was this one girl in one of my science classes last year who was really appreciative and gave me a hug when I did her notes for her(normally I don't do shit like that because most people aren't very thankful, but she was like a 9/10 so I did it but I wasn't expecting anything back desu). I thought, "Dang, I've got a shot!". Nope, she's just touchy feely and nice to everyone. I'm robot to the core so I didn't cry myself to sleep or some shit, but everyone should just be wary of whether someone likes you, or if they just like people.
>>36374182
How fat are we talking op? Give us stats. Height and weight
Is it possible to get an entry-level job if you are 25 and you have no work experience, no college education, no community service hours, and no internship?
that roach is very clean desu
Posted this in a previous 25+ thread but apparently Amazon hires anyone. After waiting 2 weeks I got an offer of 13.50/hr and I put next to nothing on the application.
>>36374966
Amazon hires anyone since people quit after just a couple weeks.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HELP ME PLEASE I'M GETTING KICKED OUT OFT THE HOUSE AND I THINK ITS FOR REAL THIS TIME HELP PLEASE NOT EVEN MEMEING FUCK WHAT DO I DO SHE'S THREATENING TO PHONE THE POLICE IF I DON'T LEAVE HELP PLEASE FUCK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
What you do?
Original commento
chill out OP, give us a quick rundown of what happened
Do you have no other family?
also aren't the goverment required to provide housing for citizens?
Trips decides how I tell my crush I like them.
Please no lewd, gross things. They can be weird though.
Just ask. Whats the worst that could happen?
>>36374146
I'm just scared.
>>36374181
Brave people are good people. Go be a good person and tell her.
tfw dick too big for fleshlight and it rips
>ywn rekt a fleshlight with your behemoth, pussy-annihilating cumjavelin
why even try
want to show off to a girl on cam? I've never seen one so big
>>36374173
Mine is 8inches. Wanna see ;)
I'm not op tho
You should be porn actor
>MUHH MY DICK IS SMALL!
you dont need a big dick!
>MUHHH IM POOR
come on, use the phone camera, make your own web for 20 euros and you can find a desesperate slut and fuck with her for 200 euros, it's cheap!
I would prefer doing semi professional porn in Japan
>>36374033
Jap porn is ran by the Yakuza and no chance of you're not a Jap
>>36373989
If I ever get a gf I'm going to try to convince her to do this. I see way too many amateurs banking off of ad revenue from cams and vids on sites that everyone around the world already goes to regularly. I'll be dammed if I miss out on the ePorn era like I did with Bitcoin and Let's Play.
Anyone tried this and can confirm?
>>36373864
>I want to buy a helicopter
>you should
>>36373864
I tried this and it fucked me up, turned my skin to paper and my bones to glass. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>36373977
Helicopters are cool
You know what time it is. Say something nice about my oneitis.
She's pretty good at camera magic to hide her disgusting skin and obesity
Her penis is very feminine.
>>36373752
She Iooks like a fucking bitch
>girl dumps me and deletes me on facebook
>says things are not the same anymore
>2 weeks go by
>see a guy who liked one of her photos on facebook
>look at his profile
>see relationship status
>in a relationship with my ex since the same exact day she broke it off with me
did she dump me for him?!
duh what else do you think dumb-anon
Do you think it's better that she dumped him first or would you rather her chat by his back?
Break into her home one night and drug her (insert whatever she eats/drinks here) with a sleeping pill or whatever.
Appear to her not long before she passes out and say some cool/edgy shit about revenge. Tie her down somewhere near a bunch of flammable shit and start a fire and burn her alive. Her last memories will be of you exacting your divine judgement upon her.
Or just pull childish pranks on her. Either works.
Or just
Let's take a moment to remember.
http://www.facesofsuicide.com/index.php
>>36373717
Estabrook, Lee
17 July 1973 - 25 June 2003
New York, USA
>>36373717
Anyone else get really annoyed at themselves when looking at this? All these people were brave enough to do it. They were also a lot more attractive. Fuck me I even fail at failing.
>>36373717
This guy stands out to me.
Are any of you still with the woman you lost your virginity to, who also lost hers to you? Yeah, yeah "where do you think you are" and all that shit. But seriously, anyone?
>>36373693
Still a virgin. Fuck off chad.
Seriously, where do you think you are?
>>36373693
go to hell normalfag