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What race has the hottest men?
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>>36375740
Why isn't Indian men up there?

I demand representation
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>>36375767

POO
O
O

Orig
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>>36375767
Most of them are Info-European. They're white on technicality.

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Why are men so obsessed with big natural breasts?
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>>36375633
They aren't. They're obsessed with big unnaturally firm tits that stay up against gravity and have perfectly small round areolas.
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>>36375670
get a load of nancy no-tits over here
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>>36375670
>small areolas
lost test beta shut up.
the bigger, thicker skinned, bumbier, darker, and high lactation rate the better

If you're straight, why does this interest you?
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>>36375615
A girl with a dick is like a girl with no tits. The nature of the person is what I'm attracted to, the femininity.
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That is a very juicy peach
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I don't claim to be straight but

>draw girl
>draw penis attached to girl
>wonder why guys who are attracted to girls are still kinda attracted to this drawing

People aren't attracted to "male" or "female", they're attracted to masculine or feminine traits. This is why someone who considers themselves straight can still be attracted to a extremely feminine male (aka a convincing trap): because everything about them appears female, except for their genitals.

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what the heck happened to r9k, there are 20% roastie posts and 40% some stupid failed normie problem threads.
Where are my real robots at? why do normies ruin everything?

quick reminder:
if you were born female you can't be a robot
if you had/have a (romantic) relationship with another human being you can't be a robot

There are some more points, but these piss me off the most

leave us alone, fucking normies
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>>36375610
The worst ones are the ones who don#t pretend to be. At least give us an illusion...
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>>36375610
>if you were born female you can't be a robot
okay, but then how come i always get robot on these tests then?
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FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
#NOTMYPRESIDENT
/POL/ BTFO
ALT-RIGHT BTFO
DRUMPF BTFO
KILL KILL KILL
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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>be Asian boy
>transitioning into a female

Does my body look passing?
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No and it never will, faggot. Hormones won't get rid of your narrow hips and broad shoulders
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no and it never will you fucking retard
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Hi Natalie how are you
I suppose you could pass but you would look a lot better if you lost weight

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https://discord (no space, dot) gg/tE5nj

Comfy, degeneracy-free, active server for cool robots
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>>36375519
>degeneracy-free
This server has an alive nigger (<<non-ded nigz) mod
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You can dance, you can jiiive. Having the time of your life. Oooooo.
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>>36375557
But we also have carlos so it balances out

Stop touching your genitals.
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why so you could control me through sex do be your little task dog?
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>>36375417
You don't own me shelfdoor.

what was his catchphrase again?
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>>36375922
Bosplinter.

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>wanted to be a girl since I was a kid
>hoped feelings would go away, only got stronger
>saw a therapist that specialize in trans people
>says I'm a textbook case and she can prescribe hormones if I want
>want a second opinion
>see a therapist that doesn't specialize in gender stuff
>he says he also thinks I'm legitimately trans, but says he's not qualified to make the call
>suggests I see a therapist who specializes in gender stuff and see what they say
>tell him I already saw one and she said I was trans
>he agrees that I'm trans then
>have prescription for hormones, can pick them up from walgreens
>scared because I haven't told my family and I don't want to turn into a freak monster hated by everyone

Do I go through with this? Passing as a girl, even as an ugly one, is everything I've ever wanted, any life where that isn't happening doesn't feel livable to me. I'm asking /r9k/ and not /lgbt/ because I want normal people to give me their views
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>>36375395
Yea, if it'll make you happy go for it. You'll probably kill yourself if not anyway
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You won't pass. But you also won't listen to anyone here, so go get your drugs and ruin your body and brain
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>>36375395
literally sound like a textbook case just like your doc said

what's holding you back exactly

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>Tfw something actually works out for you

Not wanting to killyourself feels pretty good. Do normoes really feel like this all the time
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>>36375365
>tfw you made a group of people genuinely laugh.
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if dubs gonna ask this girl in my class out tonight
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>>36375500
Get to asking brother

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I can't be the only one that thinks tinder is a massive waste of time? I'm saying this as I getting perhaps like only two dates that managed to go anywhere (if you count sex) in over like a year and a half. It's a compulsive waste of time swiping away that feeds your reward/action part of your brain like a slot machine does insidiously so. That and the people on it are literally the lowest tier of low.

The last date I was on was with this cute weeb/cosplay girl who I really thought something could come of it we even had sex the same night. Two weeks later after I give her a call and no answer, I get a text back saying she already has a boyfriend but we can still be "friends". All this after, "hey I really like you a lot you know Anon, we should definitely go out in the future".
Like what the fuck, and women complain that men use them for sex? At least self-proclaimed whores/sluts are honest about what they want.

tl;dr mad about being used as a rebound. Whats a good venue to meet weeb/cosplay types aside from then conventions? Raves?
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Goto a k pop concert. Ez anime women
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>the people on it are literally the lowest tier of low.
>Using it for a year and a half

Lul
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STOP BROWSING 4CHAN
FAG

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Where are you now?

>Apathy, can feel myself slowly going into optimism
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>>36375331
I go through this cycle every week. Monday to Friday it's almost always optimism because I have shit to do and people to talk to, on Friday night I usually get to boredom and then the rest of the weekend is depression + apathy.
I'm an extrovert but it has it's downsides.
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>>36375331
I don't even remember feeling the other three besides Apathy.
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>>36375331
I only go through optimism & failure & boredom

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Kidney stones are coming out of my penis!!!! The pain is unbearable!!!! NEVER DRINK ENERGY DRINKS!!!!!
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>>36375270
How have I managed to avoid getting kidney stones for all these years, guys? I've been drinking pop religiously for 15 years every day, but no kidney stones.
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>>36375775
im literally the same way

i hate water, i just get all my fluids from soda, milk, lemonade, and sometimes vitamin water,
and i haven't got a single kidney stone in my life
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>>36375270
>tfw only been drinking water for 20 years

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Have any of you heathens prostrated yourselves before our lord Kek today ?
It could be depending on your situation the only way to safe passage through this realm.

For all of you lost souls and non believers I offer you this sacred information in an attempt to save your souls in turmoil.

praise Kek !


In the oldest representations, Kek is given the head of a serpent, and Kekuit the head of either a frog or a cat.


kek is the deification of primordial darkness... see the wiki bible https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
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>>36375221
Praise kek, brother! Down with roasties!
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Frog god
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>>36375221
Praise be to Kek, brother! All hail the frog god!

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This is what the average America n will look like in 30-50 years.
How do you feel about this?
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>>36375219
Average? Maybe that plus about thirty pounds.
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>>36375219
>muh Jews can predict the future
AHAHAHAHAHA it's not like shit goes south out of nowhere and life changes all the time amirite
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Mulattos are objectively more attractive than pure races.

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>talking to a girl from uni for few weeks
>she has no friends there, always sits by herself
>she seems cool we got a lot in common
>we play (and played) pretty much the same vidya she even played magic like I did
>i enjoyed talking with her about random stuff
>since we share interest she was like a "bro" to me
>felt comfortable around her same way I am around my guy acquaintances
>wasnt even thinking about initiating anything with her (belive me or not)
>yesterday she messaged me again asking what I am doing
>I was playing RS6
>she replied with "Oh cool, my boyfriend plays that all the time"
She never mentioned having bf before, not sure if on purpose or not.
Immidiately lost respect and will to talk to her.
Now I feel bad, knowing he probably wouldn't like it.
I wonder if he is even aware of that.
Why would she message other guys instead of spending time with her bf?
We spoke a lot (i think, i have little experience with girls) and exchanged probably over 100 texts already.

I plan on telling her to fuck off and cutting out of my life.
I don't want to be the part of this and feel like I can't be friends with her anymore anyway.
The thing is i see her daily at university.
I skipped classes today and she already messaged me asking if im ok.
I'll surely see her tomorrow.

>tfw lost the only friend i had in past 7 years
just when I thought i am making it into normiehood already
should have known better and never tried

now i see the thread is shit blogpost, but i already typed it all out and wanted to share with someone
maybe at least one Anon reads it
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You said you had no interest in dating her wtf is your problem then?
just be friends and go be a normie already.
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>>36375106
it's the best thing to do if you have feelings for her. It will only cause you pain in the long run the longer you wait. talking from experience here.
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>>36375106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hovJvd0EyCg

>tfw lost the only friend i had in past 7 years
YOU DUN FUCKED UP

NOW GO GO MAKE SOME FRIENDS YOU PRETTY LITTLE BIRD

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