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>>36377729
It's hard to be that big of a fuckup. Be glad that there are at least a few anons in similar situations to yours.

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I've been a NEET for 4 years and I dont think I can manage to be like this another year. It sucks so fucking much.

What do you even do of your time? 8 fucking years.

>>36377792
Also, go to wizardchan once you reach lvl. 30

>>36377709
how do you know he will die in this reality?

>>36377709
>Quantum suicide
That never works. Try a seismic suicide, the geological shockwaves will restart your dad's life, your heart, and the natural disasters in Haiti.

>>36377831
The doctor says he suffered brain damage before being revived and in his comatose state can't breath on his own. If he is disconnected will die. He also said there is an incredibly think chance he will breath on his own again. So thin it'll likely not happen.

But what I'm thinking is I can play the universe odds and try and get to a reality where that thin chance happens.

This is off-topic but damn is moot one sexy mother fucker. I really want him to destroy my ass.

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>>36377746
seriously, moot is pretty much my ideal bf

I dream about moot ramming my ass with his big moot cock (BMC) almost every night. I can't stop thinking about him.

>>36377699
No surprises here

My parents shouldnt have been parents. I have never respected them. I just want to be more successful than them, so I can finally tell them what losers they are.

the one in the cup thats plasticy and cancer inducing
usually beef or shrimp flavoured

I don't eat ramen.

>>36377670
You mean the standard maruchan? You should consider an upgrade anon.

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>>36377605
I don't like traps, nice try.

>>36377605
liking traps is bi at worst

How is this faggot even a real person?
He is degeneracy incarnate and proud of it.

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>>36377583
bumpong orijinaru

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>>36377583
2nd numbpwribo

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>>36377583
another orijinaru bump

>>36377548
I have the same problem.
What county do you live in, anon?

>have a 30 word paper due on 7/28
>It's already 3:46 and I've had 2 beers
My life is over, how does anyone manage

>>36377548
What the fuck is a neet meeting?

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Both? I want somebody who loves who I am now and will also love who I want to be. That's probably a bit much to ask for though.

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>>36377573
but who you think you are is not who you actually are, are you?

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>>36377615
True, I probably have a skewed view on myself. I generally see myself as a negative person and a complete asshole. While I'd like to be the complete opposite of that, but I've recently been told that people don't actually think I'm an asshole so I guess I'm making steps in the right direction. I would prefer if somebody loved me how I am now and continued to do so if I ever do become who I want to be.

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Let me rap over that secret society beat.

>>36377653
Available for download my guy. Be sure to mail me your finished product on soundcloud or @[email protected]

! Would love to hear it!!!!

>>36377516
>>36377653
>>36377719
Can I ask y'all a question real quick?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15wOCi1V1Ip

>plans for tonight

You mean sitting in your room alone shitposting on 4chan and masturbating to underaged anime girls?

>>36377458
>>it's a my family's friends randomly invite themselves over and all my plans for tonight are ruined and no one seems to care episode
OP: The blog post on the private canal 4chan !

>>36377480

>when robots project themselves episode

>>36377368
>wears diapers
>stands in the bathroom ackwardly for long periods

you legit are known as the kid that wears diaper. people know. lol

do math problems in your head when you're trying to piss. I used to get stage fright but now I just distract myself with derivatives and it flows. Idk what to do about the shitting thing.

>>36378120

People wouldnt think that, would they?

How many people expect other people to wear diapers?

>>36377350
>and they also can get bfs.
Well obviously dumbass all a woman has to do to get a bf is have a vagina, they don't have to offer a single other thing, this board proves that

If I could have a bf I wouldn't wasting time in this stinking rat hellhole

>>36377478
Please elaborate a little bit more. I don't know what you mean.

>>36377278
Have a hearty (You) anon. Can't you just leave the tabs open and then check up on them once you wake up? Sure the threads will be archived but you get to see (You)s still

>>36377278 need to go to sleep.

do you have anything to do tomorrow? Why must you go to bed?

>>36377228
>israeli outlet on the wall

>have to gently rub my belly with my fingertips to be able to pee

get on my level

>>36377267
Why is /pol/ always right?
(((>>36377228))) hiding in plain sight

>>36377200
>not Isaac from Golden Sun
What's wrong with you sperglord?

>>36377200
>Who is the sexiest male video game character and why is it Geralt?
Kratos

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>>36377200
Exceot it isn't Geralt, it's Avallac'h