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If someone says they are lonely do you see them as weak?
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>>36378935

No, but I get slightly annoyed if the person is a female or normie that hasn't experienced loneliness to the same degree as robots. Same for meme mental illnesses.
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>>36378935
Yes, and so does everyone else.
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>>36378935
Kinda, its senseless though because lonely=weak=bad. I'm lonely but I dont like to admit it for that reason. For some odd reason people dont respond well when you show weakness. Kinda reminds me of that green goblin quote "They always want you to fail, fall, die trying"

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>just took female hormones for the first time

Now what
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>>36378905
Well welcome to the club
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start working on that butt babygirl
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if youre a skelly like me make sure that after a while you start eating at a calorie surplus so that you actually have fat to redistribute.

and make sure you take your anti androgen after a meal so you dont fuck your liver

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Onii-chan, I think I wet my bed again.
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>>36378904
go home lil nigga
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>>36378924
This post made me smile for some reason
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If you wet the bed then your clothes should be soaked with piss. It's not a subtle thing.

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i will try my hardest to respond to any post you make in this thread.
come vent about your problems, get something off of your chest, tell me your favorite ice cream flavor, anything.
gondolaposting is encouraged, but not required.
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I want to be like gondola and just wander around places. That's all I want in life. But I have to be a wagie
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Gondola speaks to me
I've started doodling him whenever I get bored in lectures. He sits atop my notes.
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>>36379066
maybe you could try. just try and save up some money, quit your job, and travel the country or something. fuck it. just do whatever makes you happy, friend. just stay safe.

>>36379100
he speaks to me too. i've made a couple doodles but nothing really that great. i want to get good at drawing someday, it seems like a neat skill to have.

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Say you're neet beta cringe anon

you accidentally make a gorgeous stacey laugh at a coffee shop

she makes small talk and you somehow become an idiot savant in terms of attracting her

what happens next? how fast is she going to drop you? how could you deceive her enough to actually turn your life around and become a normie?

>this is actually happening to me because i fucked up and got hired to teach guitar to a gorgeous stacey and she is starting to get a crush always giving me hugs and holding my hand and shit, even wanting to teach her guitar in her bedroom instead of the living room where her parents are usually with us

should i just quit before she finds out how much of a loser faggot i am? she lives in a million dollar house

i drive a 97 corolla and can barely feed myself.
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>>36378783
Keep at it
This may be your only chance
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play it cool

by this I don't mean try to impersonate Marlon Brando

I mean try not to sperg out. Act normally, as if the tension wasn't there, but don't try and repress your reactions when you are enjoying her company, such as smiles and stuff.
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I wouldnt even notice. I'm that dense.

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All I ever wanted in life was to touch a white qt's feet.
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>>36378758
It's the best when she rubs her soles on your face, makes you suck her toes and jerks you off.
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"what are you doing behind me anon?"
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>>36379286
Well that failed

Manadrin

Can we all actually be real here? 5'8 is not short. 5'5 and below is considered short, yes, but you guys are ruining your self-esteems for no reason.
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>>36378727
why do you even bother making this thread? it's just going to get shitposted into oblivion and nothing's gonna change
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>>36378727
When will manlets learn? Anything below 6'2.5" will never get laid and may aswell become cum dumps for superior males.
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>>36378887
Can confirm 5,9 and a girl has never so much as glanced in my direction.

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>you will never find the yid that started the "thicc" meme and pull his fucking teeth out
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I haven't seen this picture posted in years
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>>36378722
Liking big women has been a thing for 10000 + years. Most males are wired to like big women.
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low test beta males please leave.

My kid won't stop playing her fucking violin.

It's beautiful, she's getting really good, but...I mean...it's all day with this bitch. What do?
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>>36378632

Smash it and tell her to practice her math or something

Musicians are the worst, and you should rid the world of one more
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>>36378656
1.) She cries for hours if I take it away from her.
2.) Why are musicians the worst? Care to elaborate?
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>>36378632
>My kid
Wife's* kid

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How do I make anime real?
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>>36378625
trump's going to make anime real, just you wait and see
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>>36378625
Start by making a tulpa, then make a whole cast of them. By the time you're done you'll be so disconnected from reality you'll be living anime.
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>>36378625
Science has not progressed far enough to do so yet. Or else we'd have had portals open to the Digiworld and Equestria long ago and heard about it on the news.

I feel like the only way is going to be some kind of technology that puts you into a coma for the rest of your life but makes another "world" in your mind that you both fully believe is real and not remember anything of your former life.

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What was the last thing you sent to a girl? / What does the most recent text conversation with a girl look like for you?
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She had a 13 year old child lolol
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"Conversation"
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The last thing i sent to a girl was some dark souls 3 soundtrack

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Matched with her a few weeks ago and finally meeting up. Is she too thick? Would you smash? I'm worried
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>>36378573
Anon we're not the ones fucking her if you're into that type of girl do it, the Bigger ones are usually nicer anyways
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Wide load Probably an old pic and she's 3x this size now.
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Here's another pic I'm not usually into this type but she seems nice

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>tfw fucking tight gook pussy while her beta orbiters desperately message her
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I want more pictures please
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>>36379023
I only took one...
She didn't notice
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Keep going, anon. More Asian women need to carry babies from their white masters.

We need more recruits for the upcoming beta uprising, after all.

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eriePAbot here
i got 2 pics of the police blockade at the Steven Stephens suicide scene
nothing gory, just some cops
theyre still investigating
AMA as well i guess
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>>36378541
crazy faggot picture part deux
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>>36378541
BUMp Oreganoli cabricoli
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>>36378541
Can you get one of his car robot bro?

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Flat is love. Flat is life.
Flat Chest > Cow Tits
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oh shit waddup this is edghy
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>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: loli/shota pornography.
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>>36378505
>not appreciating both DFC and cow tits
Fag.

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