If no other girls like you, why don't you go for a nice girl?
nice girls don't put out.
>>36380105
Yes, yes they do. They just keep it too themselves.
>>36380075
I prefer nice girls. I wish I was dating one right now but I just haven't found the right one yet, and I should probably work on my own issues before dating anyone. I want to be as good a boyfriend as possible because any girl who hypothetically makes me happy deserves to feel the same way.
Why do I find this so creepy and disturbing?
>>36380046
Because that's what happened in the real timeline
>>36380046
Because Photoshop is creepy and disturbing.
>>36380046
Because if JFK had lived he would have gotten us into a hot war with the USSR.
Lee Harvey Oswald saved the world from nuclear holocaust.
I've had sex and nothing honestly changes.
You're just the same person, sexless or not.
I'm still miserable, except now I'm not a virgin.
>>36380027
this is one of the hardest realities to face, but one of the most essential
the same goes for learning how to drive, travel, socializing and so on. once you realize the futility of those things you start to appreciate the time you can have to yourself to do and learn great things that are hopeful, such as art or history
>>36381048
art, theology and antiquity are the things i personally have grown a fond interest in. these will be my only posts, i rarely come on here anymore but i thought your thread in particular was worth spending a few minutes in
good luck
Thats kind of the point, same as learning the Easter bunny isnt real. You can think of other things more satisfying now, not pining after a few minutes of pleasure.
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>>36380017
HEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>36380017
LET DOWN AND HANGING AROUUUUNDDD
CRUSHED LIKE A BUG IN A GROOUNNNDDD
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin
TL;DR: Women complains about the horrors of finding out the Handsome, athletic, intelligent, charismatic, 27 year old Chad is actually a virgin.
Only the dead can know peace from this nightmare guys
>>36379931
Daily reminder that reading stuff on the internet doesn't represent the reality of this question.
Also, don't listen to holes for this kind of shit. If they judge you based on how much partner you have had in the past. Then you know that the person is superficially shallow and has nothing good to offer.
Yeah. I was in the same situation. I lied. So I got to have sex.
Women are liars. If you tell them the truth you're asking to get hurt.
>>36379931
>Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge. He definitely didn't need that -- and really, he should get points for honesty, right? But outwardly, I was ultra-calm.
Wow what a whore (her own admission, by the way). Had no idea a woman would actually think of a grown virgin this way.
What's more interesting about the ""article"" though is how she looks at herself as some kind of tragic super hero in the matter, having to sleep with an attractive man who had never had sex before. She left him for a week after seeing that he couldn't put on a condom and then felt she was doing something terrible and heroic by going out on a second date with him.
Like wtf... it's just sex, woman. You already said that you were having whore amounts of it just before this guy.
How do you politely tell someone to kill them self?
>>36379877
Can you pass away, please, sir ?
Anonymously mail them a printed copy of the alt suicide holiday faq
>>36379877
spin around and yell die die die DIIIEEEEEEEEEE
What do you have to improve about yourself? Asking cause im bored af.
>>36379842
Nothing. I don't buy this meme. You could never reach perfection. So I'll rather accept myself for who I am instead.
>>36379842
lose weight, get job
will find more things to fix after those
>>36379898
Improving yourself never ends, however there might be a point on which your problems dont cause you any real trouble in your life and thats when you can stop for the moment i guess?
For example im trying to be less lazy and shit
I applied to Tim Hortons, lads. What am I in for?
>>36379822
GET MY ORDER RIGHT
>>36379822
>What am I in for?
an annoying interview followed by a several week wait where you hear nothing from them, then finally getting a call to tell you that you didn't get the job
>>36379891
what the fuck really?
I've been through enough of this dogshit, i applied to five different Starbucks a month back and literally got my rejection email today
What keeps you going on a day to day basis, what gets you up in the morning
I feel like I'm dreading the next hour, I don't take joy in anything anymore
Advice pls anyone?
>>36379782
>Advice pls anyone?
have you tried kill yourself?
100% sure proof for getting rid of that sensation
>>36379798
I just got off /b/ I was expecting something more helpful thanks I guess
>>36379798
" I recommend this, it works really well ", Doctor McCallum.
Doctor in Michigan
There are females browsing our board RIGHT NOW and there's nothing we can do about it. Let that sink in.
>>36379705
There are normalfaggot who- Wha shit; tired of fighting against them.
>>36379705
>tfw they can touch their wet vaginas whenever they want
Take THAT, normies.
>>36379705
Some of them are *gulp* n-naked under their clothes.
Can a robot and fembot make it work?
no, there is no such thing as a fembot. Women can's be robots
There is no such thing as a fembot.
There are only whores and lesser whores.
And both only want the Chad dick.
They dont want robots.
>>36379681
the second they do, neither would be bot anymore
also: >>36379716
Hey lil bro, so why havent you killed yourself today? What's your excuse this time?
Its not going to get any better, you know? You're just postponing the inevitable.
Just wanted you to know.
lll tell your oneitis you said hi, tonight, just before I rail her off course, haha. What was her name again, i forgot already lol.
Anyway, see ya later chump.
>>36379676
What is your purpose?
To fuck women, thats it?
Ok
>>36379676
The women I been with and find attractive wouldn't rest their bikes against simpleton brodude like that though. Nice try.
>>36379720
To live life to its fullest.
While you sit here. On r9k. Posting in misery.
Rate my sister /r9k/
No lewd comments, thanks.
She looks like an airhead. Probably a stacy.
>>36379671
horrible normie wearing a shirt about music she doesn't care about but thinks chads like
>>36379671
That's not your sister.
You're just so depressed that you try to create conversation from nothing.
It sucks man I know.
Ballbusting couple thread. It's after work and me and the wife are ready to chat and answer questions.
We're 21 and 23 years old and have practiced Ballbusting daily for 8 years now.
you should consider decreasing the frequency you posts these threads so people don't become annoyed with you and you end up getting reported
it's not a very compelling topic in the first place, nor does the info in it change very often
>>36379645
This is my first time in this guys thread. I always avoided it because I thought it was weird as fuck
>tfw their my age(((22)))
One question. Does she kick like a (((white))) girl? Or like a """big""" girl, doesn't it hurt?
How have you not lost your nuts?
>>36379645
The content and conversations change, i always meet at least one amazing person each time, if you dont like the thread then you can hide it. it it gets reported then that is just a part of it...at least it is the only on on the page. Without looking i can guess what topics are in the catalog right now. Either way this is fun for us and if we get blocked or banned then i guess you wont see the threads for a while.
I just had a really good sexual experience with someone far more attractive than me for like the third seperate time, once again while being a neet. I don't think looks contribute as much to failure with women as you guys think
How did you manage to do it as a NEET?
Also, where do you meet girls when you're a NEET?
I would think being a NEET in your 20s (assuming that's your age) would be a massive turnoff and more of one than looks.
>>36379579
ay yo chico
>>36379579
Pics of your face or get out.