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wtf lads

ran out of these ssrii pills and now i feel sick, like i'm losing my mind. i can't even walk straight without feeling dizzy and getting these pangs in my brain.

pretty shit desu. would not recommend.
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>>36382821
Call the pharmacy and tell them what happened. They'll be able to give you a few while you call your doctor
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Yeah, you have withdrawal. Fill your scripts on time.
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>>36382854

This, going cold turkey on SSRIs can mess with you.

If you want to quit them wean off slowly.

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TELL ME OF AN EASY AND FAST WAY TO KILL MYSELF PLEASE
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>>36382789
Just chug everything under the kitchen sink. You should die within a few hours.
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>>36382825
thats pretty painful fuck off
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>>36382789
>TELL ME OF AN EASY AND FAST WAY TO KILL MYSELF PLEASE
do you have a garage? Carbon monoxide is pretty painless I've heard

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Bitch has been blue balling me so hard for the past 2 days

I want to meet up with her tonigh and fug but I know she'll end up blowing me off again

What do?
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A woman that openly disrespects you, isn't excited to see you, or doesn't mention you to friends is not worth it.
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>another underaged fag whoring for attention on the internet
Sage this shit
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>>36382705
If it's been 2 days that isnt blue balling man, thats straight up avoiding. Ignore her and move on to the next one. youre just wasting time with her

Anyone seen this? Mostly ok imo, pretty relate-able up until things actually went ok. ;_;

So yea..robot movie suggestion/discussion
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Cast away on the moon

best robot movie
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if you watch movies you cant be a robot.
>>>/tv/
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One hour photo
If Robin Williams isn't the perfect depiction of a phsycho robot I don't know what is.

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>I walk around in public with a Nikon D750 to let everyone know I'm a 'professional' photographer
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>>36382624
Bonus Round: Go somewhere and put that camera on a tripod. Normies think anyone who puts up a tripod is a pro. Extra points if you have a big fat 70-200 on it.
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>>36382809

>take pictures of people and scenery with $3000 camera set up
>normies ignore you because they think you're working and they're flattered to be in the background of your photoshoot
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>>36382624
OK so what the hell are you supposed to take pictures of if you're not supposed to go outside with a camera?

What kind of things did your teachers put on your report cards?

Mine were usually:
>anon is a delight to have in class
>anon spends too much time daydreaming
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>Anon is smart but lazy
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>>36382605
Kek^10,000

Original
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>>36382585
I was digging through a box of shit in my room and found a report card from first grade.

>"Anon has difficulty socializing with others - possible autism? Mr and Ms Anon please schedule a meeting with me when possible

really makes me think

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Dungeon and Dragons quest thread.

Rules:
1) Briefly describe your character.

2) State what you would do for the quest

3) Profit

Quest:
Kekistan has been invaded by normies, tumblrfags, and bluepill shills. The Holy Land has been sieged and taken over, because everyone was busy fapping to the newest loli thread on /b/. What's our plan to reclaim our city and anally rape our enemies?
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I am a hermit crab who recently acquired his wizard powers.

I will use them to summon 6 gorillion rape dwarves within the city to sow chaos
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>>36382660
I am a cleric shitlord crawfish.

i summon stools to make it easier for the rape dwarves to bumfuck the normies.
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>>36382660
I am a barbarian King Shrimp

I spread open the normie bumholes to further aid the rape dwarves

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Anyone else absolutley love that feeling after waking up from long dreams thatbare completely inconherent? I dont know how to describe it but it just feels like i went an adventure or something even though i only remember parts of it. are there any tricks for dreaming more?
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>>36382535
I waking up from a great dream, specially when it has a story in it that i can't complete before waking up.
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>>36382719
>I hate
originally fixing
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>>36382535
i no longer dream but, i do keep getting vivid Nightmares

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Nico Nico Niii~!

Joyriginal
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Can we wait at least a week before we start steveposting?
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>>36382484
Anata no haato ni Nico Nico nii

Egao todokeru something something

Oboeteru rabu ni-CO!
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hey [B]even

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If you were on the run from the law on a national search, what and how would you get food?
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>>36382414
Drive thru.
Ironically that's what he did and now he's dead
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>>36382503
Did they catch him?
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Ghetto stores

5999324775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hwDVumK1U
Why is he the best food reviewer on youtube. He is funny, smart, polite and has a great pallet for his reviews.
He isn't retarded like JWT and over hyped like daym drops

He is perfect and I make sure to watch his vids everyday
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>>36382397

Didn't he turn into an alt-right nazi /pol/tard or something?
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>>36382397
Pretty mainstream now DESU.
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>>36382397
He's the best for all those reasons.

who /vorw/ here?

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Autistic greentext stories.
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>>36382362
Is that Pepe Nurgle?
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>last day of 4th grade
>this girl pesters me all day to "ask out" her friend who had a crush on me
>ok whatever it's the last day of school why not
>walk over to bench where she was sitting alone
>sit down next to her
>"uhhhh wanna go out?"
>"yes"
>sit there for 10 seconds without saying anything or looking in her direction
>get up
>never talk to her again
I know it's not that bad because I was like 9 but it still hurts
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>>36382362
>be me
>like 6 or 7 years old
>my sister was 12
>lying on my bed
>playing my game
>she comes over
>pulls down my pants
>she tried to put my boy weiner inside of her
>its in
>just feels like weird warm skin
>years later
>im gay now

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Which era of the 2000's do you feel was superior, my robots?
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Obviously the first
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>rose colored glasses
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Definitely '01 to '06.

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> be me
> in class today
> sociology aka SJW boot camp
> skelly qt.3.14 with bad attitude sits next to me
> on my shitty AMD Hp touchscreen laptop
> on 4chan
> i notice she is looking at my screen secretly
> on this board in the middle of class
> scroll down a little
>hopetheresnoporn.jpeg
> porn
she went to sit somewhere else a and looked at me in disgust the rest of the class
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Tell her it was a social experiment
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why the hell would you go on /r9k/ in class
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>>36382343
because i have no self awareness anymore and generally do not care all that much

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What should I do lads I've been seeing this girl that's my roomates girlfriends friend. There are usually 6 of us in the flat and she sometimes comes over for nights out and when she needs somewhere to sleep she sleeps in my other roomates room named john. Now John and her have had sex a few times when she's slept over but just casual sex nothing more and they don't speak to each other really outside the times she's here for a night out. Recently all my flat mates went home for easter and I stayed up here because I've got a bunch of uni exams to revise for. She added me on facebook and messaged me about coming round to pick up something she left here once, we got to talking and I mentioned how bored I was on my own so she came over and were watching netflix together and talking and drinking. She couldn't drive home because of the drinking and went to sleep on my sofa which is a real piece of shit uncomfortable sofa for sleeping on. I invited her to my room to sleep with me because I've got a double bed and we spent the night sleeping together (not sex I mean sleeping literally). We were spooning and it was pretty nice because I'm a virgin and not used to this whole sleeping with a girl. She then came round like the next two nights in a row once because her friends let her down on a night out so I invited her round and we did the same drank and watched films but this time I didn't need to invite her into my room she just went straight in. We did the same as before just spooned and slept. But the night after we went clubbing with my roomate who'd came back for a day and his girlfriend who she's friends with, like they're the reason why she knows me. We got hammered and later that night when we got back we were in bed again and I not exactly fingered her but had my hand underneath her underwear rubbing her clit while we spooned but because we were so hammered I don't know if she even remembers or gave a shit.
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>>36382163
I invited her round again later this week because I made a deal to watch love actually with her, but the problem is I don't know where we stand I wanna make a move and maybe go in for a kiss one night and see if it leads to sex. I don't really want this girl to be my girlfriend because I know people she's fucked and it would be awkward but I don't know if I have a chance. We've been in bed together 3 times for christ sake and nothing has really happened. Next time I invite her round shall I go for something or just continue meekly lying there next to her with my arm wrapped around her. I just want something to happen so I have some sort of clarity on whats going on with us.
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>>36382163
invaded =/= conquered
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>>36382163
How has Sweden never been invaded by the UK?

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