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>>36387306
Because of this image.

That looks hairy and has leftovers on it

Because I can't even get a girl to look at me, let alone eat her ass

Honestly, I came to 4chan originally for the porn. The feel posting and shit posting was just kinda extra.

I feel sorry for you ya fuckin pink nailed twink

Man, that's a sweet hat.

>>36387255
post more info, faggot

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Write an essay in which you establish your own position on the debate over Internet privacy. Are new laws necessary or unwise? Do you agree that loss of privacy causes real damage to people's lives? Do you view that privacy is a fundamental right not to be given up lightly? Or do you accept that privacy is a reasonable price to pay for the content available online? Use examples from your own experience or from some close to you to support your argument

>>36387286
Do you have to have sources?

Time to add dopaminelet to the xlet threads.
Can't ever have enough of those right?

>>36387257
Most -lets are unfixable though. Dopaminelets can just stop abusing their endocrine system to fix their problems.

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>>36387079

>Implying internet addictions isn't the best addiction around

Kek. It's literally perfect

I recently added somebody on discord. They never even came online yet. I was hoping to have a buddy to type to. Oh well.

>>36387633
I did the same, but they were away for most of the day. They seem to be online now, though.

>>36387062
>>36387633
Add me and this is an original comment

Tell me about this autistic girl

>>36387058
Kys normie...no gf

what do you mean "how do you deal with it"

there's no alternative. to not deal with it would be to die, and that's lame.

>>36387017
Yeah she fucked me up Hard but when I grew up I managed somehow
Her intentions were always good even though her Actions didnt reflect that

>>36387017
>tfw you'll never pose for the camera and suck on a model's titty for as many times as it takes to get "the shot"
Why even persist?

I love her so much I wanna plow her

>>36386987
Did you ever hear from her again? Did she thank you for saving her?

>>36386987
you did the right thing anon
for me i've kind of lived my life avoiding making decisions so idk what the hardest one was.

>>36386987
She probably would have killed herself, parents divorce, and john moves in with grandparents tbqh. You did the right thing.

>>36386968
a lot of girls like giving blow jobs. idk how you find one, just date around.
if you can't date around, well, whatever you aren't going to find a woman anyway.
my guess would be another way would be to hang out on omegle and /soc/ and stuff and just ask girls if they do until you find one.

Walk around with your cock out and when a girl cannot resist and starts sucking you off in the middle of a street you found an addick

>>36386968
it's not even a fetish, It's a really common thing for women to like. You have at LEAST 50/50 chance that the girl you're dating will like it. It's fun

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>>36386938
Think you need to blame autism and not the show

>>36386938
ugh stop reminding me how old i am and how old i was when adventure time's pilot was a thing on youtube.

>>36386938
I doubt that your school didnt have some group of weebs/autists that loved shitty television as well.

>>36386899
ssy

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>>36386899
>Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
I promise I'm not memeing you. They have the loli of the year, a shota that's name is Shouta, and a THICC as fuck Mexican dragon girl

Bump
Jhhhhjh

Nothing. I'm just an original old feggit that was too stubborn to leave because once upon a time it used to be okay.

I would gladly drop this place for a different website with image posting and similar traffic.

i like to shitpost here because anything anyone responds with means nothing

like rihgt now ill leave this thread and never look back kys

>>36386894
its not so much about appeal as you just end up here at some point and never really leave

>>36386891
Your view of masculine and feminine is completely different from a woman's view of masculine and feminine.

People can be attracted to things you aren't attracted to anon.

women are narcissistic plebs

>>36386861
I haven't tested it but I believe killing yourself may work, OP.

>>36386861
Realize that your male ancestors watch you every day. Think of what they went through. Think of what they did. Think of what they sacrificed. When they watch you, what do they think? What would make them change their minds?

>>36386890
That would negate the problem rather than solve it.

>>36386822
just run away because theres no way she can catch me

>>36386831
>run
>implying

>>36387057
>knowing how to read and analyze text
>implying