hey guys I found this really REALLY funny image
>>36391514
I knew a guy who really hated that image
he got mad if he saw it
>>36391514
YOU INFECTED >>>/b/ AND NOW YOU'LL INFECT US
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>36391514
Why would a banana need teeth
That is not a real banana
who /suicidialbecauseofvirginwalk/ here
Not a virgin and walk similar to this
I like infographics like this, have another one?
>>36391486
I'm not even a guy and I walk like this.
my plans for this year
grow my hair
grow my beard
get fat
record 8 albums
>record 8 albums
what styles do you work with?
>>36391483
Sounds like a good plan.
You have an artist name yet? Ill support you even if your music is shit.
>>36391732
I have released a few things before but I want to start a fresh and I need a new name
Are you normie?
Not according to that bingo. Got like 2-3 things.
>>36391456
A lot of people here would probably call me a normie
Guess i'm not welcome here...
What's an irrational fear of yours anons?
>Being buries alive
>Especially in sand or gravel
>Whenever i see piles of sand for roadworks or such i cant help but begin imagining being trapped under a pile of sand
>Imagining the suffocation and sheer panic
>Imagining it's like a rabbit in a blocked up hole
>>36391433
Falling up, into the night sky
>>36391433
being remembered when i die
dont know why but i want to be completely forgotten when i die and have molded my life around that
>>36391433
Everytime I go near the crows I have that irrational fear that they'll start to attack me and scratch my face and eyes and hair
Chart thread right now you losers
>>36391403
>losers
how did you know?
The threads used to get a lot more traffic when you didn't have to fill out a fucking dossier about yourself. Never should have evolved beyond this
here's this I guess
>>36391733
yeah, before the charts were your whole being the threads were a lot better
>tfw sitting on the train now
>tfw see all these qts everywhere I go
>tfw lonely
>tfw no gf
Jesus christ you look like a fat creeper, poor ol' lady
>>36391365
Rape one of them. If you do it I'll go rape a woman and then get in a shootout with the cops. Let's get this beta uprising fucking rolling!
>>36391365
Just sit next to them and fall asleep on them. Happens all the time on trains.
>le THICCCCUUCUCUCCCUUCUCCC
IS THERE A WORSE FUCKING MEME
this shit is spreading around like cancer, even trap threads are better
>>36391338
>>IS THERE A WORSE FUCKING MEME
*braaap*
>>36391407
>even trap threads are better
Kill yourself
Why couldn't I have just been born a girl and got myself a qt lesbian gf? Feels bad man.
>>36391306
It's not as easy as you think. Guys hit on me a lot, but no girl has ever liked me in my entire life and I'll probably end up being a crazy cat lady.
t. lesbian
Lesbian sex is pretty awful, better be a good girl and serve the cock
>>36391306
I'm not a lesbian, but I am bisexual and I can tell you there's very few gay women that aren't abusive dykes. I feel bad for normal lesbians, the dating pool for them is so small and it's hard to find a good partner
*blocks your path*
"Say Joy Lane for me, nigga."
>>36391304
Nigga you 6 feet under and you ain't ever gettin yo damn nuggets, fuck you bitch.
>>36391304
No more nuggets for this wasteful mongoloid
DIAGON ALLEY
Why don't you get yourself a qt3.14 East African gf anons?
1. i dont want HIV
2. i am not into bestiality
3. east africa is very far away from me
also i saged this shitty thread. pun intended.
>36391327
Don't cut your fingers off on that edge /pol/lock
>>36391303
Because I don't want AIDS and im not a degenerate racemixer.
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT BLACKING IS A LITERAL MEME OH BOY I WAS SO WRONG
>talking with almost to be gf we are really into each other
>kids come up as a topic more as a joke
>say I'd like to eventually have 2
>she says she loves black kids and would love to raise one
>ask her what the fuck I ain't providing her with black genes
>says she will adopt one or go in vitro
>tell her I won't be raising one that would look like I'm a cuckadoo
>ask why not nothing wrong with that
>discussion finished with us being angry at each other
this is a fucking joke and just thought I'd finally become a father or some shit she seemed pretty much perfect
what should I do now I won't drop her we know each other too well to finish it like this but shit I won't be raising Tyrone
Europe btw please help
Nah as a dude I think of adopting a black kid because I'm sympathetic and want to raise one properly and give the best possible life to him/her. Could be a similar thing my dude my man
> almost to be gf
> i thought i'd finally become a father
the delusion memes write themselves
Sort yourself out or stop writing fake stories
>when you post too much trash on /pol/ so karma makes sure you get BLACKED eventually
>tfw I have a 47 year old mommy gf and I'm 26
Her pussy tastes so damn good.
but anon, that's just a cartoon.. she isn't real.
>>36391244
Is 47 not too old for you? When does mommy turn into grandma? I usually think of mommy gfs as 30+, but I never really thought about a cutoff.H-How does she treat you anon? Do you have any stories?
>>36391244
>Tfw I have a 19 yo mommy gf and I'm 25
Feels good man
>Tfw 3000+ miles apart and she isn't here to diaper me herself
Feels bad man
>Tfw had a video call with her over Kik yesterday while diaping up for the first time
>Tfw the whole time we were both grinning and she kept telling me how cute I am and how adorable my little benis is
>Tfw she's gonna get me more dips soon
Feels a little better man.
How is the YouTube Channel going, /r9k/?
i have over 100 subscribers!!!
>>36391202
youtube is age gated now and all content is excluded from the search engine so theres no reason to post content on there anymore unless youre making content for 5 year olds.
YOU WILL BE GATED.
I made a vidme and Ive already got 70 subs in about two weeks.
>>36391202
I have 4 subscribers, but I don't have any real videos yet
I want to upload a real one today
How often do you think about being a little child again?I do it every day.
I think about it maybe once or twice a week, but I'll be doing it more frequently after seeing this post
>>36391214
Sorry. It does feel nice thinking about it, though. What would you do if you were little again, anon?
Little child? Not that often. Maybe a once or twice a month. I think about adolescence/teenage years often though. Sometimes I fantasize about going back and doing school again but with my adult brain/knowledge/personality and what would be different