Let's get your favourite thread going.
https://www.16personalities.com/ for those who haven't done it already.
This is now a chart thread
welp, this seems about right
This MBTI shit is really very stupid, but I have nothing else going on right now.
Took the test for the first time.
>logician
>incredibly turbulent
hmmmm
This thread is for the discussion and creation of statlines such as pic related.
no full-maxxed meme stats
pic related is my collection, I could dump them if anyone wants to catch up although they can still be found in the old thread
template pls
oringianaka comment
>>36347467
The old thread isn't dead yet faggot >>36331377. You don't push a new meme like this. You have to post it every once in a while, otherwise it loses its charm quick.
>bored so decide to go on 4chan
>nothing decent on /b, /sp, /gif, /v, etc.
>decide to come on r9k for the first time in awhile
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>start reading through everthing and get re triggered at women and getting angry at all the roastie whores that turned us into the psychos that we are
>realize what's happening and get off
>start thinking about how my girlfriend doesn't seem like a meme but maybe it's just the chemicals in my brain tricking me
>realize that if she does cheat on me or does any of the other meme stuff it wouldn't even hurt my feelings because i accepted it way back when i started talking to her and it would just make me laugh
This place is toxic, but at the same time it has made me invulnerable to the horrors of humans
>>36393896
>>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time>forget that I have a girlfriend and haven't been a robot for a long time
>>36394042
I was 26 when i met her, i was plenty robot until then
>>36393896
This place is poisonous, but by the time you've learned that, you may never leave.
My coworkers think I'm gay. What do I do /r9k/
>>36393893
rape a female coworker to prove them wrong
>>36393893
Fuck them in the ass, thatll teach them
>>36393893
>everyone thinks I'm gay because of my twink tier body and high pitched voice
>also no gf ever
inb4 post boypucci fuck off gaybots
Playing my switch at work it's pretty fun.
Mr. Noseburg doesn't pay you to play the switch, wagie.
>>36393745
>niggers in charge of working
Loving every laugh
>>36393745
What's your friend code m8
Recommend me a good robot move /r9k/
>>36393710
Blue Valentine if you want to feel. It's probably not a robot movie but it was sad.
>>36393710
I Stand Alone
Taxi Driver
Virgin Mountain
Happiness
The Man Who Sleeps
Drive
>>36393710
Also Eraserhead is definitely robot core.
No
>That one kid who was quiet but was actually cool
>That was me ecksdee
No one wants to hear about your "interesting" normie life
Start
>That one kid who stole some of his mom's underwear and showed kids at school
>That Chad that attacked five random people in the parking lot when someone cracked his car window
>That kid who spent every single lunch of every single year in the same bathroom stall
>That kid who played with Halo themed Megablox sets
>That helmet kid who was taken away after he tried to wipe his ass on Stacie's leg
>That kid who taught the retarded kids how to climb trees
>That kid who was killed in a car accident in another city and everyone pretended to know him
>That kid who wove Naruto handsigns at the teacher threateningly when she told him to be quiet
>That same kid who tried to touch the security guards gun
>That retarded girl who was tricked into taking her clothes off
>That kid who got erections whenever he laughed
>That same kid who always walked around with an erection but no one ever said anything
>That fat girl who fell down the stairs and was in the hospital for 5 months
>That kid that faked ADHD so he could be put into the special needs class
>That athletic, star-student girl who was raped Halloween night
>That kid who litterally smelled like garbage
>That kid with Cheeto stains on his mouth at all times
>That gay kid who wore a girl's one piece swimsuit to the class fieldtrip to the swimming pool
>That Tyrone who challenged the teacher to a fight
>That autistl who threatened suicide unless people stopped stepping on his shoes
>That kid who allegedly tried to have sex with his younger brother
>That just who cut a hole in his pants pocket so ye could masturbate undetected
>That beta girl who memed the principal into letting her sing a cover of "Everytime We Touch" at the pep rally
>That kid who fell asleep in class and pissed all over himself
Last one was me
Buena High was no joke
>>36393674
>that kid thread
>not created by a normie and full of normies
Choose one.
>That kid who would sell gummy bears soaked in vodka
>That kid who brought lunchables to school
>That kid who almost lost his fingers when he tried to smoke with a homemade lighter
>>36393723
It's one thing to talk about that kid
But you're not a true robot unless you've become that kid
Are Korean girls easy to fuck?
I'm thinking about visiting Seul this year.
no they are hard to fuck. their vaginas are filled with concrete
>>36393570
Yes if you're White. South Korean girls look kind of unnatural though because they get a lot of surgery to look White.
Yes, but only if you're a very original chad
What would be your stripper name?
Mine would be Sinnerman. Because it sounds like cinnamon.
It would be Chad
crisco
Bate Ahfag
I need to know your guyses Good boy point to tendie ratio. My mom uses the 10 point per tendie system and i need to know if I'm getting ripped off
i steal my tendors
>>36393409
What the fuck 10 is way too low. I get a tendi per 5 gbp
>>36393409
I only need 3 GBPs, but my mom doesn't give them out very easily. I get only one a week if I've been good and done all my chores for that week.
I also get one if I get a reply from an employer, whether or not I get an interview, because it shows mommy I'm at least trying and sending out resumes and stuff. This doesn't happen often though. I keep telling her most places don't even try to contact you back but she doesn't care.
She also promises me one for every step of getting a driver's license (one for the written test, one for going to driving school, etc.), but I'm still too scared to drive.
I envy those of you who get GPBs for simple shit like leaving the toilet seat up or taking a shower.
>6'0
>/fit/
>ask oneitis on a date
>she doesn't respond
>see her later flirting with 5'6 manlet who isn't even fucking paying attention
What the fuck are women
How fit? Post pics, no homo.
>>36393384
>t. manlet
You're not fooling anyone.
>>36393609
Not a manlet
Bur wat do
If a girl starts using a lot of letters when texting you, like so: "Hiiiiiiiii"
It means she wants to fuck you
Friendly reminder from a normie
>>36393302
If a girl starts using a lot of letters when texting me, like so: "Hiiiiiiiii"
It means I don't want to fuck her
>>36393302
>girl
>texting you
Why do normies think this is just a regular thing that happens all the time
I don't even have any female contacts on my phone besides my mom.
Fuck off OP
>>36393302
She sounds like a retarded Stacy, I'll stick to better conversations.
>see this standing by your bed
what do?
>>36393157
Do a 1080 and sk8 away
>>36393157
Andrej(a) Pejic is the only passing tranny in existence.
>>36393157
do you have benis?
When did you realize that monogamy is a thing of the past?
>shithead Chad brother reposted this on facebook
>shithead Chad brother came over for a family dinner
>sister mentioned some kid five years younger than him had gotten married
>he started freaking out, yelling that he had no gf and this kid was getting married
>screaming, food falling out of his mouth, listed all the flaws of the kid (the guy's actually a pretty cool and nice dude)
>mom and dad literally patting his back, telling him that shitty people marry each other and he just hadn't found a Stacey of his caliber
I'll never look at this kind of shit the same way again.
Virtue signalling and calling shit problematic is just how the normos cope with their own insecurities.
>>36392996
But then there's no relationships anymore. Just a big orgy, a blob of casual sex.
To have a relationships you have to care about what the other person needs. If no one cares about anything you can't build anything.
>the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
It is. You're not omnipotent, your time and energy are limited. There's a limit to the number of things and people you can devote your time and attention to.
>>36393507
This. The only reason roasties have a problem with monogomy is because they are gaping sluts that get insecure every time they see a couple being faithful to each other and realize no one wants their stank pus. They aren't philisophical about the meanings of monogomy, they just lack the self-control to close their legs and want to blame society instead of themselves.
Why is the southern accent so intrinsically hilarious?
I DO DECLAAAARE
southern american accent? i'm a slav and all american sounds hilarious to me, sounds like norwegian but you have a hot potato in your mouth
>>36392976
Haha combined with their overly polite and friendly nature its almost too much to bear
>>36392978
Yes, southern american
We have different accents all over the states