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Am a subless dom in Vancouver, hmu anon

>>36393143
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
I WAS IN VAN LAST FUCKING MONTH
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
...w-would you ever be in Toronto dom-san

>>36393121
>why live?
why live ??? how about fucking your girl till SHE fades from exhaustion you beta.

>>36393117
Tattoos are for trash people.
I've had sex with 30+ hookers and 5 regular girls. Every single hooker had a tattoo. Only 1 regular girl had a tattoo.
This proves tattoos are for garbage people.

>>36393180

Has your knob not rotted off yet you sperg?

>>36393117
scars are unironically less degenerate than tattoos
don't deface the one body that God has given you

>>36393087
Because most of us are pussy.

anime source?

>>36393087
>Narcissistic or god complex
>Own gun
>Shitty or no parenting

yes. she is very bad.

easy way for cute girls to make $$$

i dont listen to it anymore because i just find it really stupid now

ASMR is supposed to be literally making sounds with objects that trigger the sensations.

Normies turned it into 1 big shit show with faggoty ass roleplaying stupid shit that for the most part don't even involve triggers in them, but oh ok they're pretty girls so they automatically get half a million subs.

You'll find the best ASMR channels (that actually ASMR) all have <10k subs.

>>36393047
I know archery, that is a form of martial arts

fighting stops being cool after you turn 18

if you didn't realize that, have fun with your house arrest ankle bracelet

I know arnis pretty well. If I get a knife, I can hold my own. My dad made me learn it so I wouldn't get raped or something.

I've been in a few fights and it paid off.

After reading the Tao te Ching.

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>>36393034

Because I am an empty vessel. There is no meaning to be found inside.

im empty so first i have to live before i find the answers in me

say hi after 5 seconds of nervous stuttering

>he uses "Yes" to confirm things
nothing says VIRGIN quite like this

>>36392870
>make eye contact
>"hi"
>keep walking
>don't break eye contact

>tfw no voraphile gf of at least a gf willing to tolerate my bottom of the barrel fetishes
this is suffering.

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please r9k
i need those (You)s

>>36392813
Well.
Suicide is not objectively bad.

I cool thing hppuhto me last night

>>36392723
My Dad was in his late 40's and my Mom was almost 40 when they had me. My parents should feel sorry for me.

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>>36392723
Well my dad was never around and my mom is a self centered asshole that only cares about herself so year sure I should feel like a piece of shit I guess?

>>36392793
>here come the tidal wave of excuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=290kSekOSfM

Bumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
>tfw attention whore but too self conscious to attention whore

>>36393254
Ty anon, my head is bobbing.

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>>36392602
Always had a deep hatred for my sister.
I took care of her until she reached "that age" and at that point I lost her.
She uses social media and listens too mainstream media now... I guess I just see her as one of my failures

I just want to kill everyone desu. I don't care how much of an edgelord it makes me, I genuinely hate all the fucking normalfags that surround me and I regularly daydream about snapping and killing them all


pls no arrest fbi

I always fantasized about snapping the necks of all the arrogant little sissies around me who belittle everyone because they're special little snowflakes.
Great, now I'm on a watchlist.

>>36392569
Hey, I'm in Tewksbury. Wanna meet up? I'm off work at 2 today. We can drive around listen to music and get some food =P

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>>36392620
Sorry anon, I dont even know where twerksberry is . I am going to boston in june because my uncle is giving me a big dodge van. that is how I am able to haul a few anons to the gathering.

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typical greeting at the gathering

>>36392567
It's not a wound, it's a real vagina. The sound therapy worked.

>>36392567
Meme magick

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>he couldn't find a boyfriend free girl
>so he became one

>>36392481
>almost every woman has such a severe hangup about men's height, why?
they subconsciously want security and protection, therefore they seek tall guys because they are bigger and stronger than girls.

>>36392481
they haven't grown up from daddy doing everything for them

>>36392512
but then how can they also claim to want equality and stuff if they're such slaves to biology

if you need a big man to protect you then you deserve to be a second class citizen

we aren't cavemen, we don't bonk women on the heads with clubs and drag them back to our rape caves. what the fuck do they need protection for? the best protection you can get in modern day is a shitload of cash.

>>36392446
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>>36392446
Ouch. That was very cruel. Sorry OP

>>36392446
you sound like a beta bitch.