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Go for it. If you've never smoked just take a few puffs. Become friend with Chad and his buddies and eventually they'll hook you up with some girls.

>>39301854
If you want to go then go
If you don't want to go then don't go

Use your brain.

>>39301911
I smoked once before and but I probably won't want to mix that with alcohol. I talked to them last night and they were talking about getting me laid but it could have just been normies talking about nothing like usual. I'm scared of stds as well. I'm not sure I can become friends with them because I'm still an autist that can barely speak. Hopefully I can get by being mostly silent.

>>39301752
Same. She wanted to give me a "massage" but I pussied out. And her face was kinda meh.

>being raped in prison
>not being the rapist
Make those boys never want to go back to prison again. You'll be a one-man criminal reformer.

>>39301752
Do it anyway, if cops come for you run and committ suicide. Any chance I get to fuck an underage girl I'm taking it, if cops come to arrest me I will run and an hero.

>>39301674
fuck man, don't remind me of this

>>39301674
Oh, you know.. stuff, like typical summer stuff..

>>39301674
>worked all summer
Solved.

when was it ever worth living?
Even though vr is coming no robot will afford it.
It feels like the world will collapse any day now

>>39301609
RACE WAR IS COMING

also the crypto markets are fun

Got fanta lemon in germany kek
also fuck you

>>39301542
You didn't miss out on much it's an overrated show.

>>39301570

Overrated because you didn't watch it when it was new.

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RIP OP

Also, how didn't you notice there's something wrong?

Enjoy your qt femboi status, OP.

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Go cut your hair faggot

>>39301308
>My female dentist called me pretty
How old is she and is she a foreigner like most of them?

>>39301293
I'm gonna let you know a secret. If you're attractive, women will want to be with you. It doesn't matter what race you are.

>>39301319

you realize attraction is subjective and highly influenced by your environment right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rsp42-5-k

Also they like lots of money.

>>39301288
2015 one will depreciate less but ram speed is a lot slower.

i personally would go for the used one and sell it in two years and get another used one after that

>>39301288
Laptops have super shitty gpu's so have fun with that. What I don't understand is why you would pay 2500 dollars fora peice of overpriced peice of garbage

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>>39301288
>mac book pro
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>>39301270
>I believe there is no such thing as a "bad job"

I agree with the general message, but it seems a little extreme.

(Besides, I'm not living in America anymore, at least not for now.)

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>I believe there is no such thing as a bad job

nigger I replied to a craigslist ad yesterday looking for someone to drive around the suburbs of my town picking up dog shit from richie lawns for like $20 a day. there are most definitely bad jobs but I need money and am a brainlet so what can I do.

>>39301264
she looks like she has a headache

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>>39301264
How's the normie life going anon? Enjoying wasting your money on stupid ass cafes, eating out and clothes you don't need? All for the sake of living the social norm dream of being successful at life by having attracted a member of the opposite sex.

Take your trash elsewhere idiot.

>>39301264

Cheeki breeki, what a nice gopnitsa!

extra cheese, sliced sausage, and pineapple
domino's is superior because they don't charge $2 extra for cheese and just treat it like a normal topping.
I'm looking at you, Pizza Hut.

>>39301121
Salami, diced tomatoes, shredded parm on one side; extra cheese, bacon, pineapple on the other.

>>39301150
>sausage
You are a nigger, just so you know.

>>39301050
Current
>height
8
>body fat %
8
>facial structure
13
>penis size
11
>intelligence
12
>hair
8

Ideal
>height
12
>body fat %
4
>facial structure
14
>penis size
10
>intelligence
16
>hair
4

>>39301050
everything into hair

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>>39301325
original picture comment required

>"durrr angry machild blaming his parents for his failures hurr hurr"

why is it so hard for people to believe that parents are capable of fucking up their kids?

>>39302401
Well to be fair if you have shitty parents 6 outa 10 you'll probably be a shitty person. Just guessing btw.

what did the psychologist say? is there any improvement because you go there or because of other reasons?

>>39300933
this is actually one of the few places where this behavior is generally reviled

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>>39300933
Stop posting sexually arousing pictures OP.

>>39300933
I can't handle this boner OP

>>39300901
it means hes gonna talk to her and ask if she will help you out. your just being paranoid and think your bf will cheat on you. why woul dhe go back to something before if he has you now?

>>39300901
Do tell, ohpee

>>39300901
3 some!!! Haha she will also bully you and is better looking