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fucking 12 year olds

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>>36394877
Get your revenge

>>36394901
no, if we can register on dating sites how can you even think we are 12.

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>>36394870
anything from pic related.
same fucking template used over and over again with a few boring fight scenes in between and SJW propaganda sprinkled in for good measure. Literally have no idea how many times you can watch spiderman get rebooted, changed, killed and revived without getting bored.

>>36395510

I dread whenever a new MCU movie comes out, I really do. Star Wars too. I'm beginning to hate both the normie fans who hopped onto it when it suddenly became cool to like after TFA and the OT worshipers who treat the original three as if it was the second coming of Christ.

>>36394870
Hangover 2 is what got me into trannies.

Remember watching the movie with my mom when I was a teen, and she was laughing hard at the tranny part and I had the most curious boner.

>>36394846
Yes, i'm a very good person.

>>36394846
I wouldn't be able to get myself to hangout with myself because we wouldn't interact. We'd be good friends if I could force an interaction

I think I'm a pretty good person, I assist people whenever I am able to do so but

I wouldn't hang out with myself, I get too depressed and depend too much on other people to make me happy and that's not really a fun personality type to be around.

Maybe that's why my now ex-gf decided that we should just "be friends" and that she wanted time to "discover herself"

>trap
this is not a trap you bloody fucking idiot

>trap
lmao

>>36394881
>you bloody fucking idiot

Calm down nigel

Don't you realize that autists are superior to neurotypicals?

>>36394802
b-but where can a blackbot go guys
I want to talk about myself for hours, I-I mean blackbots, yeah that's it.

>>36394882
Honestly id love if more blackbots talked about blackbot problems. I know its impossible to keep things interesting or informative and undrstanding cuz white internet ppl are spammy and butthurt. But plz, let it out my man. Im sure youre just another angry white guy tho. t. White boy who grew up in englewood chicago and didnt have a white friend until early 20's

>>36394788
Every time. My dentist basically let's you get high before he does a procedure.

>>36394788
no because I'm paranoid of saying something stupid while high

they prescribe me xanax instead

>>36396212
You spend 90% of the time waiting alone or with a bite block stuck in your mouth, so you don't really get a chance to say anything.

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>>36394756
Why don't you just rape your brother?

>>36394756
Why don't you try being interesting and maybe he'll put his phone down for a sec

So glad none of my siblings are normies, but then again I don't live at home anymore.

of course it wasn't. and if it was, she deserved it.

>>36394685
Why do people keep making threads about this show? Isn't it for teenage girls?

the only people defending this show are females

>>36394727
its young adult netflix flavor of the month garbage.

i feel the first date is actually the easiest one
if you're a true robot the problem comes later

>>36394717
Idk how to behave in a situation like this, new social interactions are super weird to me

>>36394661
Good luck, space cowboy, may you trascend and be happy.

Hi, I'm sorry about last night, I hope there aren't any arguments like that that in the threads again, I'm still very touched you made a thread just to tell me not to leave.

You were mostly right about people reacted at work about my story. Only one other person sided with him, but most others were caring. What annoys me now is that even though they're being nice about it, they won't stop talking about it, and are basically just trying to be my friend to look good about themselves. I don't know if I can take this job anymore

>>36394884
>Hi, I'm sorry about last night, I hope there aren't any arguments like that that in the threads again, I'm still very touched you made a thread just to tell me not to leave.

It's entirely on me. I chose to act as I did. You have nothing to feel sorry about, you did nothing wrong.

I was reading to kick serious ass in your defense.

>they won't stop talking about it, and are basically just trying to be my friend to look good about themselves.

Ethan, consider the possibility that they really care about you. You're the sort of person people like more than you realise. I honestly think this isn't about looking good for themselves, but really, they care about you and want you to feel OK and safe.

Value yourself more and embrace the love. OK? They care about you, for real.

>Only one other person sided with him

Probably his secret lover, at that.

How did you feel about therapy? How often are you going?

>>36394962
>consider the possibility that they really care about you

The only reason that I think they don't is that until now, they didn't want anything to do with me, but I suppose their opinions could change after hearing that.

My next therapy session is on Friday, I felt good about the last one, we got the basics out of the way, so now we should start making real progress

I probably could if she spoke a different language and we communicated purely with body. However I'm not a fan of high maintenance women. Any 10/10 is, they usually have a shit personality. I'll stick to what I do get smart girls who don't care if you go take a shit first thing in the morning.

>>36394616
she's an ugly fridge body with rapidly sagging tits, in a few years those things will be hanging like fried eggs on a nail, along with a loose meaty vagina that sways in the breeze.
yeah I'm super sad I'll never talk to this roastie.

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>>36394774
Fox, meet the grapes

>>36394588
>too depressed to fap or eat
I think you've got the wrong door.

Whatever Trump.

Learn how to invade Greece before you talk shit on me, Spaghettifresser

>>36394574
Rose is trash

>>36394968
Why?

rtghrthrt

>>36394574
I literally don't give a shit about the whole x/10 thing, if she's not unbearably ugly it's okay for me. But I seek interesting personality as in doing geeky stuff, watching non soap opera shows and stuff like that. I found exactly 1 girl who was like that in my area, but she was already taken since she was 16... go figure

>>36394496
Mr sayaman is actually Gohan

Rolling for "my names jeff"

>>36394533
God damned garbage

Dick size doesn't matter at all

>>36394460
it's more about color desu senpai

I can't imagine how this shit actually makes average sized dudes insecure, look at China, the Han have straight up micro dicks and they're biggest ethnic group in the world.

The answer is pretty much no, there's a niche audience for huge schlongs, but that's all it is, a niche.