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I am a magnificent human being.
>attend one of the most prestigious universities in the world
>All-American athlete
>moderately attractive, definitely more attractive than the average guy at my school
>adequate social skills; have several male and female friends

Why, then, am I forced to suffer the same fate as all the losers here? To be quite honest, girls should be approaching me, but instead, they reject my advances. It's insulting.

Normie advice has failed. By this I mean things like the infamous "just bee yourself" or "improve yourself" or "have hobbies you're passionate about other than video games". I do these things, and I am great at everything I do. The only thing I fail at is generating interest from girls.

The last one who rejected me said "girls like assholes". Perhaps this suggests I am some spineless beta, but I am not. I was not afraid to disagree with her when I thought she was wrong, or maturely tell her when she had offended me. But I cannot be a complete asshole to someone I want to love. Is that what it takes? If you have to be hateful to get love, then I might as well kill myself now, because I want no part of that.

I hate this. I deserve better than this.
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just b urseIf bro
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Elliot rodger, is it you?
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>>36396636
You sound like a gigantic faggot, I'm happy you're suffering

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I understand that a lot of you guys are depressed.

Let's post inspiring/motivational stuff. My girlfriend sent me this today.
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That's cute op, internet culture is magical.
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This is surely a troll post but here you go.
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>>36396629
>>36396700
>special snowflake image
>Facebook inspirational quote
ISHYGDDT

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>tfw talking to yourself
What do you talk to yourself about?
I debate myself in a political discussion, talking to myself as many different political leaders.
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>>36396604
When thoughts start to overflow I start asking myself questions about whatever is troubling me and I answer back with truths and we'll thought out answers
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I often just repeat movie/vidya game qoutes
I fucking hate myself for it and i dont know why
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>>36396673
>I often just repeat movie/vidya game qoutes
That could be good or bad depending on the quotes

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>just lit a fat bowl
Shit feels so good nigga
I don't why people hate this
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>tfw going to miss out on 420 because no money
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>>36396486
>I don't why people hate this

Because if you do it too much it makes you lazy and stupid.
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>>36396486
>tfw picked up so I can get high at work
so good nigga

Why was he so delusional ?

All sweet talked about was that grove 4 life bullshit.

What was the point behind this character ?

He still believed in Grove street families even after smoke and ryder betrayed him and carl.
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His world was never bigger than grove street. Only thing to do then is keep niggin' around
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>>36396482
To have a neutral ground in the story. A point that's not betrayers nor adventurer llike Carl. He was the peg where everything else originated from. Of course as the story went further away from there he became less important.
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>>36396977
>>36396644
Nice digits

I was also wondering why the hell is Caesar Vialpando so loyal ?

I think he is the only loyal non family character.

Also, did they intend to make carl seem below average in intelligence ? He doesn't seem to be aware what the hell is happening around him.

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Mom and grandmother and most other family members keep harassing me and being cunts for literally no reason, honestly want to murder them all they are so fucking awful, as soon as I set foot outside my room they are right there to abuse me and provoke me, hope they all die desu


anyone else /shitfamily/
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Tell us more anon, how are they harassing you?
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If you ever decide to an hero op, make sure that you take them with you. Better yet, severely maim them but let them live, so that they have to suffer for the rest of their lives
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>>36396451
>Mom and grandmother and most other family members keep harassing me

what are they doing?

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If you've got a political compass, time to post it. Memes are acceptable too.

Take the test here: politicalcompass.org
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Bump

Originoli originoli
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>>36396412

disgusting liberal. get a real ideology
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Not doing 60 questions again but I'm in the center of the green box. What does that say about me?

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Which one of your bid $12,000 on a moldy old shirt?
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>>36396388
no way, how did someone get that? nah this must be a meme or photoshop.
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>>36396417
Its real from CWC and was found after the house fire.
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>>36396417
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christine-Chandlers-Vintage-Iconic-Stripe-Shirt-/282438324055?hash=item41c2a2cf57:g:abQAAOSw5UZY9xam

It's real

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What would you do if this happened to you?
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Pluck her eyes out and socket fuck her
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>>36396430
Pls no bully best goddess
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The trick is to never get into situations like this.
Other wise "don't judge when it's not even hard yet"

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Post here the most feelings feels.
Anything goes: Images, Gifs, Videos, Music, Green Texts. Let me feel those feels
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>was supposed to meet up with a friend and my oneitis
>friend magically gets """sick""" the day we were supposed to meet up and hang out
>oneitis "maybe we should cancel, it won't be fun if it will be just the two of us"
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>>36397559
Say "fuck that I been looking forward to this don't make me go alone"

There.


Also
>tfw no gf and cannot get one
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>>36397559

Wow... that really hurts man...You should be careful, what if they are going out without you? Maybe they aren't even your friends...

Again the few robots that own a biz, i dont know how but doesnt matter, tell your story

And Chi anon are you still here, tell us more about your furniture biz and the stuff your ashsamed of.
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REEEEEEEEEE get in here
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>>36396309
>Klingt zwar komisch, ist aber so
That brings back memories
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>>36397353
i know, he was the neet that made the most out of his neetbux.

But ANON MY GOD I KNOW 1 OF YOU OWNED THIS MAGIC BIZ, THERE HAS TO BE ONE SECOND ANON WITH A WEIRED BIZ

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Post screen cap of your matches and let's discuss.

Thought I would match more with our Lord and saviour Jezza.
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>>36396274
Jez obviously. Who else is going to supply my tendies?
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I thought the nationalist party was slated to win?
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>>36396274
Labour. I want a socially conservative left wing party, but since no English party is particularly socially conservative, Labour will have to do.

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>tfw homeless

It's come to this /r9k/.

I resigned from my shitty data-entry job and now I'm living in my truck. I have some savings but I don't want any jew landlord to have my money. No friends, no gf (ever), father gone, brother gone, mother living with her boyfriend who has two chad sons. Right now I'm sitting in a McDonalds in Rochester NY using free wifi and eating a really big meal as a sort of celebration but I don't know what for. When it gets late I'll drive my truck someplace safe and quiet and sleep beneath the tarp over the back or in the cab if it's safe enough.

Any tips / guidance?

Anybody else here ever been homeless?

Feel like killing myself real bad right now.
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>>36396213
since when u are homeless?
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Already posted this in another thread:
>>36396492
It certainly applies to your situation, but some of it is a bit too late, since you've already resigned.
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Hey anon... Suicide may be the best option, but feel free to try these first:

wwoof org
workaway info
helpx net
voluntourism org
the7interchange com
couchsurfing org
globalfreeloaders com

Books: "Evasion" (best)
"Off The Map"

Check out a website called "squat the planet", it has some good advice

Get foodstamps and the location of local shelters, clothing closets, and places that give out food as you enter a new area. Speaking from experience, you'll find it's rather easy to be homeless in some places, while in others it can be quite difficult. It always helps to maintain the appearance that you have money, and try to be as social as possible at all times.

Go to southern California. It is warm and the people are nice. Certain areas in the California valley require nothing in exchange for a $200 allotment of foodstamps per month; you might find it rather easy to survive in such places. Life in the Bay Area can be rather hard for a sojourner, though. I suggest keeping to the central valley.

Documentary "train on the brain". The basic premise is this female documentary maker travels across the US on freight trains and such.

"Hobo," by Eddy Joe Cotton for a modern hobo cautionary tale and "Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual" by Chris Damitio. Both books offer tips for the road, ideas about how to find food and shelter, and useful lists of hobo lore, definitions, and things to avoid. For more practical information, try Duffy Littlejohn's "Hopping Freight Trains in America". A more complete list of books on hobos can be found at danielleen.org/further reading.

"You Can't Win" by Jack Black, an insightful look on life on the road by a man who made it his career.
"Down And Out In Paris And London" by George Orwell. It is a non- fictional account of living in poverty and hand to mouth.
"Steal This Book" or the wiki it inspired, stealthiswiki.org, for specific advice.

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This little thing is better at giving women orgasms than you will ever be.
How do you deal with this?
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>>36396138
I'm a Cyborg from the waste down. Have you ever given a woman 200 oscillations per second?
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>>36396138
Just kys and live with it
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>>36396337
waist*
Sorry, obviously my brain is that of a simple human.

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>tfw never cared about politics, so I don't know what is habbening all the time
>tfw only care about vidya and tendies
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>>36396020
>caring about anything at all
kys normie and don't come back
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>>36396020
>>tfw never cared about politics, so I don't know what is habbening all the time

I don't know much about politics either. I have no idea what the difference between democrat and republic is. I voted Trump because 4chan told me to and because he pissed of SJWs. I know I hate SJWs.
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>>36396050
I wonder if it is okay to not care and let others decide for me, though. I feel bad when I choose to be ignorant of something.

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